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diff --git a/org/blog/articles.xml b/org/blog/articles.xml index 4d97b2f..ce59c03 100644 --- a/org/blog/articles.xml +++ b/org/blog/articles.xml @@ -1,5 +1,12 @@ <channel> <item> + <title>Open letter from the bourgeoisie</title> + <name>open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie</name> + <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 13:42:32 GMT</pubDate> + <file>articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml</file> + </item> + + <item> <title>Zohran Mamdani</title> <name>zohran-mamdani</name> <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 16:09:53 GMT</pubDate> diff --git a/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml b/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c4d7fa1 --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml @@ -0,0 +1,71 @@ +<article> + <p> + Dear proletarian, + <br /><br /><br /> + We are aware it has become quite popular to rebel against the elites and + demand freedom and liberty. We are aware many of you been getting into + dangerous radical ideologies which includes anarchism and socialism. Many + of you want control over your own life and a healthy work life + balance. Everyone getting into these ideas is playing with fire and getting + themselves into more than they can handle. Just look at what happened in + the USSR. Rebelling always leads to a evil leader taking charge or some + type of power vacuum leading to a horrible rulership. Since terrible + elites are a fact of life you should embrace us. There is no escape so you + make welcome us into your life and devote your every waking second to us. + <br /><br /> + Your chains were not cheap so you should be thankful for them. We do a lot + to make sure you're constantly busy with bullshit work you do not want to + do, yet you never even thanked us once. Asking that the insurance you pay + for covers your treatment is quite greedy of you. What about the few times + your insurance did cover you? Those manufactured pills you take may only + cost pennies to make but what about our cut? We worked so hard to get that + patent under our name instead of the scientists so you should at least be + kind enough to put up with the outrageous markup. Not like you would need + those pills anyways if we weren't poisoning you which is another thing you + haven't thanked us for. + <br /><br /> + Our economic power, social power, and mass amounts of wealth isn't + enough. We demand that <b>you</b>, yes <b>you</b> defend us. When people + online attack <b>your</b> favorite CEO that is an attack on + <b>you</b>. We need <b>you</b> to be our unpaid guardian and upholder. All + those CEO haters are dirty immoral commies. By supporting us <b>you</b> are + picking the right side of history. No anti-bourgeoisie argument should be + allowed to take place. Only <b>you</b> can help us rid the world of those + sinful un-loyal radicalists who crave freedom and liberty. All the problems + with the world is the fault of greedy consumers like <b>you</b> but by + helping us <b>you</b> will be forgiven for <b>your</b> sins. + <br /><br /> + Now that your a good prole you should watch the news. There are only two + options: liberal and conservative. Everything outside that is extremist + terrorism. Cause terror to a corrupt system ran by evil elites? Evil elites + are your friends so you wouldn't want that happening (: You should memorize + the talking points of the side you pick. You should have full faith that + your side is good and the other is evil. Defend that duck tape welfare and + cause pain to those trans people! Your enemy is not the evil elites. Evil + elites are your friends. Your enemies are people who are slightly different + from yourself. Your enemies are people who look different, talk different, + or have different ideals. Fight to keep this divide up. Class war just + leads to Stalinism so instead fight culture war. You must fully believe in + culture war and block out anyone that tells you otherwise. Close your mind + off to those with radical ideas and hand it over to us. The problem is not + caused by us, your beloved evil elites. + <br /><br /> + <b>The teacher are devil worshipers who want to turn your children gay and + cut off your ittle ity wingus. The only solution is to give us more + money.<br /> + Send all your XMR to this address:</b> + <br /> + <code>861ZcG4ZZWmTo43VqiV7Cn3x9gZ6Py6kMfTRJ1GytAEtVwywAReNK2WCpaKXuFjhBzeK2oACkDgk96woNcX37kYiGSe3p69</code> + <br /><br /> + Thank you very much for devoting your entire existence to us though you + need you to suck our micrococks harder. We want it harder. Is that all you + got? WE WANT IT HARDER. Yes, we are smelly and unwashed making it quite + degrading but sucking it harder is the least you can do after being a very + greedy consumer. + <br /><br /><br /> + With total disregard for your freedom, liberty, and well being,<br /> + the bourgeoisie + <br /><br /><br /> + <b>P.S. we want you to worship the holy state of Israel</b> + </p> +</article> |