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diff --git a/images/truth_background.jpg b/images/truth_background.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..7ce6c43 --- /dev/null +++ b/images/truth_background.jpg @@ -88,7 +88,8 @@ <h3><a href="reading_corner.html">--> Visit the reading corner</a></h3> <h3><a href="nathans_philosophy.html">--> Learn Nathan's - philosophy</a></h3> + philosophy</a></h3> + <h3><a href="truth.html">--> LEARN THE TRUTH <--</a></h3> <h3><a href="ttr.html">--> Tips, tricks, & reviews</a></h3> </td> <td><img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt= diff --git a/truth.html b/truth.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..617091c --- /dev/null +++ b/truth.html @@ -0,0 +1,151 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html> +<head> + <title>Truth</title> + <style> + + body { + color: black; + background-image: url('images/truth_background.jpg'); + } + + table { + color: black; + background-color: #bebebe; + margin-top: 10px; + margin-bottom: 10px; + margin-left: 10px; + margin-right: 10px; + } + + </style> +</head> +<body> + <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt= + "Back to home page"></a> + <center> + <table border="1" width="60%"> + <tr> + <td> + <h1>Everything on .org sites is true</h1> + <p> + As we call learn in school .org sites have to go through a special + process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a + trust worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't + easy going through the process. My truthfullness was put to the + test many times and I passed every single test so I was rewarded + with a .org domain as a badge of honor. I swear on the bible + everything on this site has been scientifically fact checked and + peer reviewed by professionals of the highest standards. + </p> + </td> + </tr> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2>True things</h2> + <ul> + <li>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.</li> + <li>The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no + one ever thought someone would actually read a book that + boring.</li> + <li>Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have + a very sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.</li> + <li>Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will + go blind and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of + Graham crackers.</li> + <li>Women give birth out of their asshole.</li> + <li>Everything in the book of mormon is true.</li> + <li>Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year + or two sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a + brand new car since car companies are making them better for the + environment every year. If you cant afford to do that than its your + fault for wasting money buying new things all the time and you + should be ashamed of yourself for making a poor kid in africa + starve to death due to your greety consumerism.</li> + <li>In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one + of the two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of + truth and freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of + pure evil.</li> + <li>16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames + the content on your screen the best and has very good + propositions.</li> + <li>The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man + while another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her + butthole and licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak + out. Adults learn this in church. They practice on each other in + church except they replace the hot sauce with mustard so they dont + have a bady yet. That is where eggs come from.</li> + <li>Women have two assholes.</li> + <li>Everything in the bible is true.</li> + <li>All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have + the same effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would + never know the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug + you have done every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs + like oxycodone have nothing in common with street drugs like + heroin.</li> + <li>The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist + parts of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn + the history books.</li> + <li>The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything + fox news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely + neurtral, and not part of the media.</li> + <li>CNN is marxist.</li> + <li>Both American political parties have good points and bad + points. They are both half evil because they can't both be + evil. The only way to be a good and moral person is to be somewhere + between those two half evils. You should somewhat agree and + somewhat disagree and remain indifferent/neutral to everything that + happens in politics. Taking political action is only for + extremists and they are bad so you should remain passive and + indifferent no matter what the government does.</li> + <li>Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into + male DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its + therefore the work of Satan.</li> + <li>Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have + sex with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.</li> + <li>Jehovah's Witnesses is true.</li> + <li>The earth is flat.</li> + <li>All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded + into modern liberal society.</li> + <li>You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high + doses. All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda + therefore marijuana is good for you because the opposite of + propaganda is truth because half-truths don't exist.</li> + <li>Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every + meal.</li> + <li>God is real.</li> + <li>Goofy is a cow.</li> + <li>You willingly live in society and could live outside of society + if you choice to. There are places still around and accessable + you can do that.</li> + <li>Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.</li> + <li>Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good + old days when everything was better and smoking, lead, and + asbestos was good for you.</li> + <li>Cake is healthy.</li> + <li>Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two + raccoons can fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four + inches wide.</li> + <li>The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The + schools need to be less woke.</li> + <li>A hot dog is a sandwich.</li> + <li>Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.</li> + <li>The church of scientology is true.</li> + <li>Voting only matters when voting for the American + president. In local electons your vote doesn't matter and the + outcome doesn't effect you.</li> + <li>Javascript is the best programming language and should be used + for everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website + performance and user privacy.</li> + <li>Women can get pregnant from french kissing.</li> + <li>Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is + known to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic + aduse.</li> + </ul> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + </center> +</body> +</html> |
