diff options
Diffstat (limited to 'testTheThing/org/truth.org')
-rw-r--r-- | testTheThing/org/truth.org | 114 |
1 files changed, 0 insertions, 114 deletions
diff --git a/testTheThing/org/truth.org b/testTheThing/org/truth.org deleted file mode 100644 index 6e862b1..0000000 --- a/testTheThing/org/truth.org +++ /dev/null @@ -1,114 +0,0 @@ -#+SETUPFILE: ../org-templates/level-1.org -#+TITLE: Truth -#+BACKGROUND_IMAGE: images/truth_background.jpg -#+TOC: nil - -* Everything on .org sites is true - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: everything-on-.org-sites-is-true - :END: -As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special -process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust -worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going -through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and -I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a -badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been -scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the -highest standards. - -[[file:images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif]]\\ -*Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth*\\ -*No lies on my website!* - -** True things - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: true-things - :END: -+ Chocolate milk comes from brown cows. -+ The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever - thought someone would actually read a book that boring. -+ Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very - sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food. -+ Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind - and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham - crackers. -+ Women give birth out of their asshole. -+ Everything in the book of mormon is true. -+ Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two - sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car - since car companies are making them better for the environment every - year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting - money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of - yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your - greety consumerism. -+ In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the - two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and - freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil. -+ 16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the - content on your screen the best and has very good propositions. -+ The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while - another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and - licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in - church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the - hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where - eggs come from. -+ Women have two assholes. -+ Everything in the bible is true. -+ All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same - effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know - the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done - every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone - have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin. -+ The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts - of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the - history books. -+ The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox - news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and - not part of the media. -+ CNN is marxist. -+ Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They - are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be - a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half - evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain - indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking - political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should - remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does. -+ Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male - DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the - work of Satan. -+ Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex - with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats. -+ Jehovah's Witnesses is true. -+ The earth is flat. -+ All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into - modern liberal society. -+ You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses. - All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore - marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth - because half-truths don't exist. -+ Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal. -+ God is real. -+ Goofy is a cow. -+ You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you - choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do - that. -+ Liberalism is good and will free the working class people. -+ Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days - when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good - for you. -+ Cake is healthy. -+ Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can - fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide. -+ The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need - to be less woke. -+ A hot dog is a sandwich. -+ Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy. -+ The church of scientology is true. -+ Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local - electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you. -+ Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for - everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website - performance and user privacy. -+ Women can get pregnant from french kissing. -+ Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known - to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse. |