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diff --git a/testTheThing/xhtml/tv-corner.xhtml b/testTheThing/xhtml/tv-corner.xhtml deleted file mode 100644 index e71bb44..0000000 --- a/testTheThing/xhtml/tv-corner.xhtml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,606 +0,0 @@ -<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> -<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" -"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> -<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en"> -<head> -<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" /> -<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" /> -<title>‎</title> -<meta name="generator" content="Org Mode" /> -</head> -<body bgcolor="#dcd1ba"> -<center> -<table border="1" width="65%" bgcolor="#bebebe" id="content" class="content"><tr><td> -<div id="table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> -<h2>Table of Contents</h2> -<div id="text-table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> -<ul> -<li><a href="#why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do">1. Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</a></li> -<li><a href="#where-do-i-watch-x-show">2. Where do I watch X show?</a></li> -<li><a href="#just-like-me-fr">3. Just like me fr</a></li> -<li><a href="#favorites">4. Favorites</a></li> -<li><a href="#cartoons">5. Cartoons</a> -<ul> -<li><a href="#xavier-renegade-angel">5.1. Xavier: Renegade Angel</a></li> -<li><a href="#moral-orel">5.2. Moral Orel</a></li> -<li><a href="#futurama">5.3. Futurama</a></li> -<li><a href="#venture-bros">5.4. Venture Bros</a></li> -<li><a href="#south-park">5.5. South Park</a></li> -</ul> -</li> -<li><a href="#anime">6. Anime</a> -<ul> -<li><a href="#ebichu">6.1. Ebichu</a></li> -<li><a href="#neon-genesis-evangelion">6.2. Neon Genesis Evangelion</a></li> -<li><a href="#nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water">6.3. Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</a></li> -<li><a href="#fooly-cooly">6.4. Fooly Cooly</a></li> -<li><a href="#serial-experiments-lain">6.5. Serial Experiments Lain</a></li> -<li><a href="#dead-leaves">6.6. Dead Leaves</a></li> -<li><a href="#studio-ghibli-movies-in-general">6.7. Studio Ghibli movies in general</a></li> -<li><a href="#kinos-journey">6.8. Kino's Journey</a></li> -<li><a href="#gunbuster">6.9. Gunbuster</a></li> -<li><a href="#no.6">6.10. No.6</a></li> -<li><a href="#space-dandy">6.11. Space Dandy</a></li> -<li><a href="#paranoia-agent">6.12. Paranoia Agent</a></li> -<li><a href="#stiensgate">6.13. Stiens;Gate</a></li> -<li><a href="#gurren-lagann">6.14. Gurren Lagann</a></li> -<li><a href="#hunter-x-hunter">6.15. Hunter X Hunter</a></li> -<li><a href="#erased">6.16. Erased</a></li> -<li><a href="#attack-on-titan">6.17. Attack on Titan</a></li> -<li><a href="#the-promised-neverland">6.18. The Promised Neverland</a></li> -<li><a href="#the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k">6.19. The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</a></li> -<li><a href="#mob-psycho-100">6.20. Mob Psycho 100</a></li> -<li><a href="#one-punch-man">6.21. One Punch Man</a></li> -<li><a href="#carlotte">6.22. Carlotte</a></li> -</ul> -</li> -<li><a href="#movies">7. Movies</a> -<ul> -<li><a href="#labyrinth">7.1. Labyrinth</a></li> -<li><a href="#pi1998">7.2. pi1998</a></li> -<li><a href="#the-emperors-new-groove">7.3. The Emperor's New Groove</a></li> -<li><a href="#the-matrix">7.4. The Matrix</a></li> -</ul> -</li> -</ul> -</div> -</div> -<p> -<a href="index.html">[[file:images/back<sub>home.png</sub></a>]] -</p> -<div id="outline-container-why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do"> -<p> -Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-where-do-i-watch-x-show" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="where-do-i-watch-x-show"><span class="section-number-2">2.</span> Where do I watch X show?</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-where-do-i-watch-x-show"> -<p> -You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check -out <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/">wcostream</a>. To learn more about -pirating check out <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you -want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not -have to wait for it to buffer… <b>you need to torrent</b>.<br /> -<br /> -Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust -your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: -</p> - -<ul class="org-ul"> -<li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org">The pirate bay</a>. The old trusty -torrenting site.</li> -<li><a href="https://nyaa.si">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting site.</li> -<li><a href="https://eztvx.to">EZTV</a></li> -<li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com">rarbg</a></li> -<li><a href="https://www.torlock.com">torlock</a>. The site gets shut down a lot -and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> -<li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking one.</li> -</ul> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-just-like-me-fr" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="just-like-me-fr"><span class="section-number-2">3.</span> Just like me fr</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-just-like-me-fr"> -<p> -These are characters I have shit in common with -</p> - -<p> -<img src="images/l.gif" alt="l.gif" /> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="saiki.jpg" /> -<img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="kakashi.jpg" /> <img src="images/professor.gif" alt="professor.gif" /> -<img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="patrick.gif" /> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="ryuk.gif" /> -<img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="medsize_lain.gif" /> <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="no-face.gif" /> -<img src="images/max.jpg" alt="max.jpg" /> <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt="concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" /> -<img src="images/mephesto.gif" alt="mephesto.gif" /> -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-favorites" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="favorites"><span class="section-number-2">4.</span> Favorites</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-favorites"> -<p> -This is an incomplete and ever growing list. -</p> - -<ul class="org-ul"> -<li><a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a></li> -<li><a href="#anime">Anime</a></li> -<li><a href="#movies">Movies</a></li> -</ul> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-cartoons" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="cartoons"><span class="section-number-2">5.</span> Cartoons</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-cartoons"> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-xavier-renegade-angel" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="xavier-renegade-angel"><span class="section-number-3">5.1.</span> Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-xavier-renegade-angel"> -<p> -Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, -anything for the brain to lach onto… Everything you watch as an -outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from -each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you -might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you -really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in all the -layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all -for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from Adult Swim for -being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-moral-orel" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="moral-orel"><span class="section-number-3">5.2.</span> Moral Orel</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-moral-orel"> -<p> -Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to -go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> have a deep dark plot that will make even -the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo <i>very -innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for being too dark</b>. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-futurama" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="futurama"><span class="section-number-3">5.3.</span> Futurama</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-futurama"> -<p> -I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my -favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on -humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching -either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to -wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad -got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom -she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he -was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama -and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should -show your children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at -6 and I turned out fine. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-venture-bros" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="venture-bros"><span class="section-number-3">5.4.</span> Venture Bros</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-venture-bros"> -<p> -One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist -that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass -shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a -single dad and terrible father… I am not a dad but if I was I would be -a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that -or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special -ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first -and last time and says "fuck you faggot". -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-south-park" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="south-park"><span class="section-number-3">5.5.</span> South Park</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-south-park"> -<p> -While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job -on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South -Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I -want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the -real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You -may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You -also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. <b>You know who you -are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman -has my respect. -</p> -</div> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-anime" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="anime"><span class="section-number-2">6.</span> Anime</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-anime"> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-ebichu" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="ebichu"><span class="section-number-3">6.1.</span> Ebichu</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-ebichu"> -<p> -Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named -Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. -Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The -hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It -will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I -believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil -homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian -who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen -between a husband and wife to create children. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-neon-genesis-evangelion" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="neon-genesis-evangelion"><span class="section-number-3">6.2.</span> Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-neon-genesis-evangelion"> -<p> -<b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I sign up?! You -don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being -big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to -14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on -their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good -Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the -holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. -You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need -to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these -days am I right? -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water"><span class="section-number-3">6.3.</span> Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water"> -<p> -The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that -makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the -best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian, -Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at -war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia -and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with -the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though -they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a -evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue -waters out of 10.5. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-fooly-cooly" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="fooly-cooly"><span class="section-number-3">6.4.</span> Fooly Cooly</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-fooly-cooly"> -<p> -Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an -unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking -and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created -FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game -<a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter">here</a>. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-serial-experiments-lain" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="serial-experiments-lain"><span class="section-number-3">6.5.</span> Serial Experiments Lain</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-serial-experiments-lain"> -<p> -Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you -dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come -across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single -neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it -out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love -Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned -I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. -</p> - - -<div id="org9880e60" class="figure"> -<p><img src="images/lain.gif" alt="lain.gif" /> -</p> -</div> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-dead-leaves" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="dead-leaves"><span class="section-number-3">6.6.</span> Dead Leaves</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-dead-leaves"> -<p> -This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. -Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch -it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun -point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and -ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are -giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because -their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over -human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to -happen!!! -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-studio-ghibli-movies-in-general" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="studio-ghibli-movies-in-general"><span class="section-number-3">6.7.</span> Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-studio-ghibli-movies-in-general"> -<p> -Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, -character design… all way out classes studios like disney. Next time -you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess -Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking -Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw -droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic -design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American -studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who -are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They -use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want -violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It -shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta -fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and -can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there -who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when -your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and -putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar -film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high -return. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-kinos-journey" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="kinos-journey"><span class="section-number-3">6.8.</span> Kino's Journey</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-kinos-journey"> -<p> -Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a -cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days -to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very -little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting -burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out -of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically -unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass -kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who -can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is -outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible… even -possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be -free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-gunbuster" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="gunbuster"><span class="section-number-3">6.9.</span> Gunbuster</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-gunbuster"> -<p> -Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all -the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon -Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-no.6" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="no.6"><span class="section-number-3">6.10.</span> No.6</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-no.6"> -<p> -A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I -totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for -being so helplessly underrated. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-space-dandy" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="space-dandy"><span class="section-number-3">6.11.</span> Space Dandy</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-space-dandy"> -<p> -This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy Bebop</b>. It has -some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the -most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often -than it has the right to be. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-paranoia-agent" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="paranoia-agent"><span class="section-number-3">6.12.</span> Paranoia Agent</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-paranoia-agent"> -<p> -A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-stiensgate" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="stiensgate"><span class="section-number-3">6.13.</span> Stiens;Gate</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-stiensgate"> -<p> -John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a -fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking -time travel. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-gurren-lagann" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="gurren-lagann"><span class="section-number-3">6.14.</span> Gurren Lagann</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-gurren-lagann"> -<p> -Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an -entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis -Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about -what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on <b>big -fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know sometimes a person just needs some -<b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like -FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child -of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a -night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that -happened. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-hunter-x-hunter" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="hunter-x-hunter"><span class="section-number-3">6.15.</span> Hunter X Hunter</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-hunter-x-hunter"> -<p> -This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido -dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido -dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into -it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at -home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends! -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-erased" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="erased"><span class="section-number-3">6.16.</span> Erased</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-erased"> -<p> -Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few -episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and -bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that -does that? Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b> -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-attack-on-titan" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="attack-on-titan"><span class="section-number-3">6.17.</span> Attack on Titan</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-attack-on-titan"> -<p> -Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually -finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is -actually a mecha anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is -actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the -same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds -without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really -try. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-the-promised-neverland" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="the-promised-neverland"><span class="section-number-3">6.18.</span> The Promised Neverland</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-promised-neverland"> -<p> -I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways <b>the -children are food for beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it -does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be -able to enjoy it a tiny bit. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k"><span class="section-number-3">6.19.</span> The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k"> -<p> -Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like -me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my -time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. -Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should -you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, -Saiki is love.</b> -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-mob-psycho-100" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="mob-psycho-100"><span class="section-number-3">6.20.</span> Mob Psycho 100</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-mob-psycho-100"> -<p> -Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. -He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its -a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you -really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-one-punch-man" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="one-punch-man"><span class="section-number-3">6.21.</span> One Punch Man</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-one-punch-man"> -<p> -The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master -piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. -btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-carlotte" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="carlotte"><span class="section-number-3">6.22.</span> Carlotte</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-carlotte"> -<p> -Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever -done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any -good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way -quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind -powers. -</p> -</div> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-movies" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="movies"><span class="section-number-2">7.</span> Movies</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-movies"> -<p> -I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much -anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember. -</p> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-labyrinth" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="labyrinth"><span class="section-number-3">7.1.</span> Labyrinth</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-labyrinth"> -<p> -It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this -masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift -store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun -fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no -makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.<br /> -<br /> -I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the -statistics I got from a trust worthy source: -<img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="bisexual_rates.jpg" /> -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-pi1998" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="pi1998"><span class="section-number-3">7.2.</span> pi1998</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-pi1998"> -<p> -A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to -unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and -white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned -out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday -settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more -introverted outlook… all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little -careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really -uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and -grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to -overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like -when Max was held at gun point and at the end when <b>he drills a hole in -his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (: -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-the-emperors-new-groove" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="the-emperors-new-groove"><span class="section-number-3">7.3.</span> The Emperor's New Groove</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-emperors-new-groove"> -<p> -Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few -disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works. -Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty -well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck -this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a -little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good -movy. -</p> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-the-matrix" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="the-matrix"><span class="section-number-3">7.4.</span> The Matrix</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-matrix"> -<p> -I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but -I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term -redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to -take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty -business, being a alpha male… is not how you take the redpill!</b> All -those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I -will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual -movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have -already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless -unless you can turn it into a mad man rant. -</p> -</div> -</div> -</div> -</td></tr></table> -<div id="postamble" class="status"> -<p class="creator"><a href="https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/">Emacs</a> 30.1 (<a href="https://orgmode.org">Org</a> mode 9.7.11)</p> -</div> -</center> -</body> -</html> |