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Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</a></li> +<li><a href="#where-do-i-watch-x-show">2. Where do I watch X show?</a></li> +<li><a href="#just-like-me-fr">3. Just like me fr</a></li> +<li><a href="#favorites">4. Favorites</a></li> +<li><a href="#cartoons">5. Cartoons</a> +<ul> +<li><a href="#xavier-renegade-angel">5.1. Xavier: Renegade Angel</a></li> +<li><a href="#moral-orel">5.2. Moral Orel</a></li> +<li><a href="#futurama">5.3. Futurama</a></li> +<li><a href="#venture-bros">5.4. Venture Bros</a></li> +<li><a href="#south-park">5.5. South Park</a></li> +</ul> +</li> +<li><a href="#anime">6. Anime</a> +<ul> +<li><a href="#ebichu">6.1. Ebichu</a></li> +<li><a href="#neon-genesis-evangelion">6.2. Neon Genesis Evangelion</a></li> +<li><a href="#nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water">6.3. Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</a></li> +<li><a href="#fooly-cooly">6.4. Fooly Cooly</a></li> +<li><a href="#serial-experiments-lain">6.5. Serial Experiments Lain</a></li> +<li><a href="#dead-leaves">6.6. Dead Leaves</a></li> +<li><a href="#studio-ghibli-movies-in-general">6.7. Studio Ghibli movies in general</a></li> +<li><a href="#kinos-journey">6.8. Kino's Journey</a></li> +<li><a href="#gunbuster">6.9. Gunbuster</a></li> +<li><a href="#no.6">6.10. No.6</a></li> +<li><a href="#space-dandy">6.11. Space Dandy</a></li> +<li><a href="#paranoia-agent">6.12. Paranoia Agent</a></li> +<li><a href="#stiensgate">6.13. Stiens;Gate</a></li> +<li><a href="#gurren-lagann">6.14. Gurren Lagann</a></li> +<li><a href="#hunter-x-hunter">6.15. Hunter X Hunter</a></li> +<li><a href="#erased">6.16. Erased</a></li> +<li><a href="#attack-on-titan">6.17. Attack on Titan</a></li> +<li><a href="#the-promised-neverland">6.18. The Promised Neverland</a></li> +<li><a href="#the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k">6.19. The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</a></li> +<li><a href="#mob-psycho-100">6.20. Mob Psycho 100</a></li> +<li><a href="#one-punch-man">6.21. One Punch Man</a></li> +<li><a href="#carlotte">6.22. Carlotte</a></li> +</ul> +</li> +<li><a href="#movies">7. Movies</a> +<ul> +<li><a href="#labyrinth">7.1. Labyrinth</a></li> +<li><a href="#pi1998">7.2. pi1998</a></li> +<li><a href="#the-emperors-new-groove">7.3. The Emperor's New Groove</a></li> +<li><a href="#the-matrix">7.4. The Matrix</a></li> +</ul> +</li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> +<p> +<a href="index.html">[[file:images/back<sub>home.png</sub></a>]] +</p> +<div id="outline-container-why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do"> +<p> +Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-where-do-i-watch-x-show" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="where-do-i-watch-x-show"><span class="section-number-2">2.</span> Where do I watch X show?</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-where-do-i-watch-x-show"> +<p> +You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check +out <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/">wcostream</a>. To learn more about +pirating check out <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you +want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not +have to wait for it to buffer… <b>you need to torrent</b>.<br /> +<br /> +Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust +your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: +</p> + +<ul class="org-ul"> +<li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org">The pirate bay</a>. The old trusty +torrenting site.</li> +<li><a href="https://nyaa.si">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting site.</li> +<li><a href="https://eztvx.to">EZTV</a></li> +<li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com">rarbg</a></li> +<li><a href="https://www.torlock.com">torlock</a>. The site gets shut down a lot +and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> +<li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking one.</li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-just-like-me-fr" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="just-like-me-fr"><span class="section-number-2">3.</span> Just like me fr</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-just-like-me-fr"> +<p> +These are characters I have shit in common with +</p> + +<p> +<img src="images/l.gif" alt="l.gif" /> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="saiki.jpg" /> +<img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="kakashi.jpg" /> <img src="images/professor.gif" alt="professor.gif" /> +<img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="patrick.gif" /> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="ryuk.gif" /> +<img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="medsize_lain.gif" /> <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="no-face.gif" /> +<img src="images/max.jpg" alt="max.jpg" /> <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt="concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" /> +<img src="images/mephesto.gif" alt="mephesto.gif" /> +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-favorites" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="favorites"><span class="section-number-2">4.</span> Favorites</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-favorites"> +<p> +This is an incomplete and ever growing list. +</p> + +<ul class="org-ul"> +<li><a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a></li> +<li><a href="#anime">Anime</a></li> +<li><a href="#movies">Movies</a></li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-cartoons" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="cartoons"><span class="section-number-2">5.</span> Cartoons</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-cartoons"> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-xavier-renegade-angel" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="xavier-renegade-angel"><span class="section-number-3">5.1.</span> Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-xavier-renegade-angel"> +<p> +Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, +anything for the brain to lach onto… Everything you watch as an +outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from +each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you +might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you +really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in all the +layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all +for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from Adult Swim for +being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-moral-orel" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="moral-orel"><span class="section-number-3">5.2.</span> Moral Orel</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-moral-orel"> +<p> +Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to +go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> have a deep dark plot that will make even +the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo <i>very +innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for being too dark</b>. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-futurama" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="futurama"><span class="section-number-3">5.3.</span> Futurama</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-futurama"> +<p> +I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my +favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on +humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching +either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to +wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad +got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom +she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he +was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama +and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should +show your children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at +6 and I turned out fine. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-venture-bros" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="venture-bros"><span class="section-number-3">5.4.</span> Venture Bros</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-venture-bros"> +<p> +One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist +that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass +shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a +single dad and terrible father… I am not a dad but if I was I would be +a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that +or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special +ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first +and last time and says "fuck you faggot". +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-south-park" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="south-park"><span class="section-number-3">5.5.</span> South Park</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-south-park"> +<p> +While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job +on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South +Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I +want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the +real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You +may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You +also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. <b>You know who you +are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman +has my respect. +</p> +</div> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-anime" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="anime"><span class="section-number-2">6.</span> Anime</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-anime"> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-ebichu" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="ebichu"><span class="section-number-3">6.1.</span> Ebichu</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-ebichu"> +<p> +Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named +Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. +Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The +hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It +will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I +believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil +homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian +who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen +between a husband and wife to create children. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-neon-genesis-evangelion" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="neon-genesis-evangelion"><span class="section-number-3">6.2.</span> Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-neon-genesis-evangelion"> +<p> +<b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I sign up?! You +don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being +big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to +14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on +their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good +Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the +holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. +You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need +to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these +days am I right? +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water"><span class="section-number-3">6.3.</span> Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water"> +<p> +The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that +makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the +best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian, +Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at +war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia +and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with +the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though +they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a +evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue +waters out of 10.5. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-fooly-cooly" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="fooly-cooly"><span class="section-number-3">6.4.</span> Fooly Cooly</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-fooly-cooly"> +<p> +Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an +unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking +and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created +FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game +<a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter">here</a>. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-serial-experiments-lain" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="serial-experiments-lain"><span class="section-number-3">6.5.</span> Serial Experiments Lain</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-serial-experiments-lain"> +<p> +Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you +dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come +across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single +neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it +out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love +Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned +I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. +</p> + + +<div id="org9880e60" class="figure"> +<p><img src="images/lain.gif" alt="lain.gif" /> +</p> +</div> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-dead-leaves" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="dead-leaves"><span class="section-number-3">6.6.</span> Dead Leaves</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-dead-leaves"> +<p> +This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. +Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch +it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun +point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and +ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are +giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because +their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over +human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to +happen!!! +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-studio-ghibli-movies-in-general" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="studio-ghibli-movies-in-general"><span class="section-number-3">6.7.</span> Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-studio-ghibli-movies-in-general"> +<p> +Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, +character design… all way out classes studios like disney. Next time +you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess +Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking +Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw +droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic +design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American +studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who +are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They +use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want +violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It +shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta +fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and +can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there +who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when +your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and +putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar +film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high +return. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-kinos-journey" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="kinos-journey"><span class="section-number-3">6.8.</span> Kino's Journey</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-kinos-journey"> +<p> +Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a +cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days +to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very +little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting +burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out +of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically +unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass +kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who +can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is +outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible… even +possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be +free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-gunbuster" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="gunbuster"><span class="section-number-3">6.9.</span> Gunbuster</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-gunbuster"> +<p> +Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all +the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon +Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-no.6" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="no.6"><span class="section-number-3">6.10.</span> No.6</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-no.6"> +<p> +A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I +totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for +being so helplessly underrated. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-space-dandy" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="space-dandy"><span class="section-number-3">6.11.</span> Space Dandy</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-space-dandy"> +<p> +This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy Bebop</b>. It has +some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the +most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often +than it has the right to be. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-paranoia-agent" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="paranoia-agent"><span class="section-number-3">6.12.</span> Paranoia Agent</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-paranoia-agent"> +<p> +A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-stiensgate" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="stiensgate"><span class="section-number-3">6.13.</span> Stiens;Gate</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-stiensgate"> +<p> +John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a +fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking +time travel. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-gurren-lagann" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="gurren-lagann"><span class="section-number-3">6.14.</span> Gurren Lagann</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-gurren-lagann"> +<p> +Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an +entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis +Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about +what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on <b>big +fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know sometimes a person just needs some +<b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like +FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child +of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a +night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that +happened. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-hunter-x-hunter" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="hunter-x-hunter"><span class="section-number-3">6.15.</span> Hunter X Hunter</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-hunter-x-hunter"> +<p> +This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido +dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido +dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into +it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at +home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends! +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-erased" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="erased"><span class="section-number-3">6.16.</span> Erased</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-erased"> +<p> +Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few +episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and +bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that +does that? Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b> +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-attack-on-titan" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="attack-on-titan"><span class="section-number-3">6.17.</span> Attack on Titan</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-attack-on-titan"> +<p> +Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually +finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is +actually a mecha anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is +actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the +same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds +without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really +try. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-the-promised-neverland" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="the-promised-neverland"><span class="section-number-3">6.18.</span> The Promised Neverland</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-promised-neverland"> +<p> +I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways <b>the +children are food for beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it +does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be +able to enjoy it a tiny bit. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k"><span class="section-number-3">6.19.</span> The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k"> +<p> +Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like +me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my +time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. +Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should +you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, +Saiki is love.</b> +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-mob-psycho-100" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="mob-psycho-100"><span class="section-number-3">6.20.</span> Mob Psycho 100</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-mob-psycho-100"> +<p> +Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. +He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its +a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you +really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-one-punch-man" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="one-punch-man"><span class="section-number-3">6.21.</span> One Punch Man</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-one-punch-man"> +<p> +The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master +piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. +btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-carlotte" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="carlotte"><span class="section-number-3">6.22.</span> Carlotte</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-carlotte"> +<p> +Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever +done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any +good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way +quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind +powers. +</p> +</div> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-movies" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="movies"><span class="section-number-2">7.</span> Movies</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-movies"> +<p> +I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much +anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember. +</p> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-labyrinth" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="labyrinth"><span class="section-number-3">7.1.</span> Labyrinth</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-labyrinth"> +<p> +It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this +masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift +store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun +fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no +makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.<br /> +<br /> +I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the +statistics I got from a trust worthy source: +<img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="bisexual_rates.jpg" /> +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-pi1998" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="pi1998"><span class="section-number-3">7.2.</span> pi1998</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-pi1998"> +<p> +A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to +unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and +white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned +out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday +settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more +introverted outlook… all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little +careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really +uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and +grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to +overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like +when Max was held at gun point and at the end when <b>he drills a hole in +his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (: +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-the-emperors-new-groove" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="the-emperors-new-groove"><span class="section-number-3">7.3.</span> The Emperor's New Groove</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-emperors-new-groove"> +<p> +Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few +disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works. +Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty +well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck +this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a +little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good +movy. +</p> +</div> +</div> +<div id="outline-container-the-matrix" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="the-matrix"><span class="section-number-3">7.4.</span> The Matrix</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-the-matrix"> +<p> +I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but +I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term +redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to +take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty +business, being a alpha male… is not how you take the redpill!</b> All +those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I +will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual +movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have +already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless +unless you can turn it into a mad man rant. +</p> +</div> +</div> +</div> +</td></tr></table> +<div id="postamble" class="status"> +<p class="creator"><a href="https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/">Emacs</a> 30.1 (<a href="https://orgmode.org">Org</a> mode 9.7.11)</p> +</div> +</center> +</body> +</html> |