From 30d0869eff004234487ff7ec1cf4c87edb6affdc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: nathan Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2025 06:43:25 -0700 Subject: Evil elites are your friends --- .../articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml | 71 ++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 71 insertions(+) create mode 100644 org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml (limited to 'org/blog/articles') diff --git a/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml b/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c4d7fa1 --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml @@ -0,0 +1,71 @@ +
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+ Dear proletarian, +


+ We are aware it has become quite popular to rebel against the elites and + demand freedom and liberty. We are aware many of you been getting into + dangerous radical ideologies which includes anarchism and socialism. Many + of you want control over your own life and a healthy work life + balance. Everyone getting into these ideas is playing with fire and getting + themselves into more than they can handle. Just look at what happened in + the USSR. Rebelling always leads to a evil leader taking charge or some + type of power vacuum leading to a horrible rulership. Since terrible + elites are a fact of life you should embrace us. There is no escape so you + make welcome us into your life and devote your every waking second to us. +

+ Your chains were not cheap so you should be thankful for them. We do a lot + to make sure you're constantly busy with bullshit work you do not want to + do, yet you never even thanked us once. Asking that the insurance you pay + for covers your treatment is quite greedy of you. What about the few times + your insurance did cover you? Those manufactured pills you take may only + cost pennies to make but what about our cut? We worked so hard to get that + patent under our name instead of the scientists so you should at least be + kind enough to put up with the outrageous markup. Not like you would need + those pills anyways if we weren't poisoning you which is another thing you + haven't thanked us for. +

+ Our economic power, social power, and mass amounts of wealth isn't + enough. We demand that you, yes you defend us. When people + online attack your favorite CEO that is an attack on + you. We need you to be our unpaid guardian and upholder. All + those CEO haters are dirty immoral commies. By supporting us you are + picking the right side of history. No anti-bourgeoisie argument should be + allowed to take place. Only you can help us rid the world of those + sinful un-loyal radicalists who crave freedom and liberty. All the problems + with the world is the fault of greedy consumers like you but by + helping us you will be forgiven for your sins. +

+ Now that your a good prole you should watch the news. There are only two + options: liberal and conservative. Everything outside that is extremist + terrorism. Cause terror to a corrupt system ran by evil elites? Evil elites + are your friends so you wouldn't want that happening (: You should memorize + the talking points of the side you pick. You should have full faith that + your side is good and the other is evil. Defend that duck tape welfare and + cause pain to those trans people! Your enemy is not the evil elites. Evil + elites are your friends. Your enemies are people who are slightly different + from yourself. Your enemies are people who look different, talk different, + or have different ideals. Fight to keep this divide up. Class war just + leads to Stalinism so instead fight culture war. You must fully believe in + culture war and block out anyone that tells you otherwise. Close your mind + off to those with radical ideas and hand it over to us. The problem is not + caused by us, your beloved evil elites. +

+ The teacher are devil worshipers who want to turn your children gay and + cut off your ittle ity wingus. The only solution is to give us more + money.
+ Send all your XMR to this address: +
+ 861ZcG4ZZWmTo43VqiV7Cn3x9gZ6Py6kMfTRJ1GytAEtVwywAReNK2WCpaKXuFjhBzeK2oACkDgk96woNcX37kYiGSe3p69 +

+ Thank you very much for devoting your entire existence to us though you + need you to suck our micrococks harder. We want it harder. Is that all you + got? WE WANT IT HARDER. Yes, we are smelly and unwashed making it quite + degrading but sucking it harder is the least you can do after being a very + greedy consumer. +


+ With total disregard for your freedom, liberty, and well being,
+ the bourgeoisie +


+ P.S. we want you to worship the holy state of Israel +

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