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From: nathan <nathansmith@disroot.org>
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2025 01:59:04 -0600
Subject: Better names

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+<article>
+  <p>
+    I am somewhat bored and shit political movements like to hide behind the
+    shield of pleasant names.
+    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAo_dUbh9s"
+       target="_blank">George Carlin spoke about things of this nature
+    before.</a>
+    Lets give those movements names that better
+    reflect them!
+  </p>
+  <ul>
+    <li>Conservatism: Go back to old ways including parts that suck.</li>
+    <li>Parent rights: Entitlement for narcissist parents.</li>
+    <li>Liberalism: Pseudo equally for corporate benefit.</li>
+    <li>Pro-life: State enforced christian ideology.</li>
+    <li>Christian morals: Do what the church leaders say or else. Bender over
+    for the priest children!</li>
+    <li>Woke: Anything I don't like is woke.</li>
+    <li>Political correct: Anything I don't like is political correct.</li>
+    <li>Anti-vax: I would prefer my children die a easily preventable disease
+    than get autism because at least its less work on my part. Autistic people
+    are smarter than us which is a threat so we need to stop them before they
+    make the world a better place.</li>
+    <li>Unbias/neutral/centrist/apolitical: Very bias and political but doesn't
+    want to admit to it.</li>
+    <li>Conspiracy theorists: People who can't follow money trails but still
+    know something is up so they depend on superstition to explain
+    everything.</li>
+    <li>Capitalism: Power gained through the accumulation of exploitation.</li>
+    <li>Socialism: A word that doesn't mean much on its own. The word that
+    follows is what matters. A lot like <i>woke</i>, people use it to describe
+    anything they don't like.</li>
+    <li>Fascism: Anything I don't like is fascist.</li>
+    <li>Fascism: The socially collective and nationalist movement that aims to
+    use fear and misinformation to remove freedoms and liberties with the
+    promise of a better future that never happens.</li>
+    <li>Stoicism: The conclusion that if the world is a outward projection from
+    the mind than just keep the rose tinted glasses on. Locked into slavery? No
+    prob just dream day your a billionaire while you work the fields. Have a
+    broken bone? Just stop having a broken bone.</li>
+    <li>Nationalism: Other country should go fuck themselves. People in other
+    country dumb, people in my country smart. My dictator good your dictator
+    bad.</li>
+    <li>Democrat: Vote for us. We are less evil. What will we do in return?
+    Pretty much nothing helpful for you. We can't promise we will always be
+    less evil or even ensure we are still less evil but still vote for
+    us.</li>
+    <li>Republican: Them dam democrats turned the frogs gay! Vote now to force
+    schools to teach out of the Mein Kampf and declare the confederates the
+    real winners of the american civil war!</li>
+    <li>Libertarian: Those pesky food laws, fair worker treatment
+    laws, anti-trust laws... getting in the way of my money!</li>
+    <li>Loyalty: Be like sheep. Sleep in field. Family get eaten by wolf. No
+    big deal. Just sleep in field.</li>
+    <li>Tradition marriage: Do as culture says. Only love the way culture
+    says. Marriage isn't about the couple it's about their old shitty families
+    who want more christmas cards. Get into dept feeding children you were
+    pressured to have. Force those children down the same path.</li>
+    <li>Tradition: Things are the way they are. Things can't be
+    different. Things are the way they way beside we collectively decided
+    so. If things suck they can't change even though we design and uphold
+    them.</li>
+    <li>Border: Cross that made up line and things will be different. You will
+    still be on the same plant but things will be different.</li>
+    <li>Profit: I gained more from a economic transaction. Did I create a
+    better product/service? Nope. Did I do anything meaningful my
+    less-profitable counterparts didn't do? Nope. But I made more money doing
+    it.</li>
+    <li>Welfare: Social and economic duck tape.</li>
+  </ul>
+  <p>
+    The names are long because <b>fuck you!</b> Also so they stay descriptive.
+  </p>
+</article>
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