From d21972980ae9f4b2919e9e140529cc21d960c176 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: nathan Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2025 07:28:55 -0600 Subject: In defence of bad spelling --- org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt | 60 +++++++++++++++++++ org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml | 74 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 134 insertions(+) create mode 100644 org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt create mode 100644 org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml (limited to 'org/blog/articles') diff --git a/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..065b9af --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ +All the fucking time on reddit anything anyone says gets rendered at best an +invalid argument and at worse complete nonsense that the mindless redditor +cant decode all because a slight spelling error or some stuppa shit like using +_to_ instead of _too_. In school they punish everyone for even things that +arent spelling errors. Used ' in the wrong context? You failed. All you +brashwased shitholes are screaming and crying right now and have already +rendered everything on this entire website invalid nonsense, eye no u our +(passive agressive use of wrong words try reading it out loud). + +### How does proper spelling and _grammer_ get created? + + 1. A person a long time ago throws shit at the wall. + 2. That shit dries up and stays on the wall. + 3. The shit gets so dry no one can tell its shit anymore. + 4. New shit starts getting wiped off while the old dried shit never gets cleaned off. + 5. Everyone starts claiming the shit is actually cement and scraping it off will cause the entire building to fall apart crushing and killing everyone inside. + +William Shakespeare wouldnt even spell his own name the same way every time +yet the shit he threw at the wall dictates a lot of modern english? Go fuck +yourself. Thats how things use to be. There was not really rules with spelling +or grammer (if I keep spelling it that way it will no longer be a error). +Instead writers would spell things however the fuck they want. All those "'" +"," ":" ";"... would just get thrown where ever the fuck they felt it should +go. Than some fucks decided to look for patterns in the chaos. Where their +patterns to be found? Nope. But they sure had a fun time pretending their our. +Now we are stuck with all this bullshit like "to", "two", "2", and "too". Dont +even get me started on commas for fucks shake! Every natural language has its +own version of that bullshit so dont go crying to me your language is somehow +better. + +### How adding standards to natural languages creates newspeak + +When they decide what is shit and what is _cement_ they are carving out a +shape they find pleasing from the terrible flesh monster of a natural language +in its full bloody glory. While taming the monster they are just limiting it, +turning a angel into a eva (spoiler hehehe). This what newspeak is. Yes, +chaotic language and lack of standards are a problem. But taming natural +language isnt the way forward. + +### _But actually constructed languages are newspeak_ + +Yes, they can be. Though what gives carving down a natural language for mind +control its edge is 1: its pre-existing cultural context, 2: its ease of use +for early generations of speakers, 3: the blindspots of natural language... +Instead of cutting down we need to build from the ground up. A language can be +simple and powerful. **We need human languages more like lisp and less like +java and c++.** Newspeak would be python lol. + +### Commit language vandalism + +Lets face it, people will not give up their faulty natural languages let alone +agree on a single constructed language or even a handfull. Its time we stop +respecting the rules of language. Misspell things everywhere! Making blogs, +books, articles... misspell!!! Your a editor or teacher? Let mistakes slide. +Your a reviewer or someone along those lines? Stop judging things based off +their spelling. We need to let bad spelling and grammer get so out of hand we +will be forced to switch to a constructed language. + +agressivve + diff --git a/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0ca715a --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +
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+ All the fucking time on reddit anything anyone says gets rendered at + best an invalid argument and at worse complete nonsense that the mindless + redditor cant decode all because a slight spelling error or some stuppa + shit like using to instead of too. In school they punish + everyone for even things that arent spelling errors. Used ' in the wrong + context? You failed. All you brashwased shitholes are screaming and crying + right now and have already rendered everything on this entire website + invalid nonsense, eye no u our (passive agressive use of wrong words try + reading it out loud). +

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How does proper spelling and grammer get created?

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  1. A person a long time ago throws shit at the wall.
    2. +
  2. That shit dries up and stays on the wall.
    3. +
  3. The shit gets so dry no one can tell its shit anymore.
    4. +
  4. New shit starts getting wiped off while the old dried shit never + gets cleaned off.
    5. +
  5. Everyone starts claiming the shit is actually cement and scraping it + off will cause the entire building to fall apart crushing and killing + everyone inside.
    6. +
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+ William Shakespeare wouldnt even spell his own name the same way every time + yet the shit he threw at the wall dictates a lot of modern english? Go fuck + yourself. Thats how things use to be. There was not really rules with + spelling or grammer (if I keep spelling it that way it will no longer be a + error). Instead writers would spell things however the fuck they want. All + those "'" "," ":" ";"... would just get thrown where ever the fuck they + felt it should go. Than some fucks decided to look for patterns in the + chaos. Where their patterns to be found? Nope. But they sure had a fun time + pretending their our. Now we are stuck with all this bullshit like "to", + "two", "2", and "too". Dont even get me started on commas for fucks shake! + Every natural language has its own version of that bullshit so dont go + crying to me your language is somehow better. +

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How adding standards to natural languages creates newspeak

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+ When they decide what is shit and what is cement they are carving + out a shape they find pleasing from the terrible flesh monster of a natural + language in its full bloody glory. While taming the monster they are just + limiting it, turning a angel into a eva (spoiler hehehe). This what + newspeak is. Yes, chaotic language and lack of standards are a problem. But + taming natural language isnt the way forward. +

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But actually constructed languages are newspeak

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+ Yes, they can be. Though what gives carving down a natural language for + mind control its edge is 1: its pre-existing cultural context, 2: its ease + of use for early generations of speakers, 3: the blindspots of natural + language... Instead of cutting down we need to build from the ground up. A + language can be simple and powerful. We need human languages more like + lisp and less like java and c++. Newspeak would be python lol. +

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Commit language vandalism

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+ Lets face it, people will not give up their faulty natural languages let + alone agree on a single constructed language or even a handfull. Its time + we stop respecting the rules of language. Misspell things everywhere! + Making blogs, books, articles... misspell!!! Your a editor or teacher? Let + mistakes slide. Your a reviewer or someone along those lines? Stop judging + things based off their spelling. We need to let bad spelling and grammer + get so out of hand we will be forced to switch to a constructed language. +

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+ +agressivve +

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