From 68c377b2ad16ed5eaa35ce3dfe59239563b03d2d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: nathan Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2025 01:59:04 -0600 Subject: Better names --- org/blog/articles.xml | 7 ++++ org/blog/articles/better-names.xml | 74 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 81 insertions(+) create mode 100644 org/blog/articles/better-names.xml (limited to 'org/blog') diff --git a/org/blog/articles.xml b/org/blog/articles.xml index 24b0626..f3ed620 100644 --- a/org/blog/articles.xml +++ b/org/blog/articles.xml @@ -1,4 +1,11 @@ + + Better names + better-bames + Thu, 28 Aug 2025 07:58:05 GMT + articles/better-names.xml + + Dialectical spaghetti dialectical-spaghetti diff --git a/org/blog/articles/better-names.xml b/org/blog/articles/better-names.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b661fa4 --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/better-names.xml @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +
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+ I am somewhat bored and shit political movements like to hide behind the + shield of pleasant names. + George Carlin spoke about things of this nature + before. + Lets give those movements names that better + reflect them! +

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  • Conservatism: Go back to old ways including parts that suck.
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  • Parent rights: Entitlement for narcissist parents.
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  • Liberalism: Pseudo equally for corporate benefit.
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  • Pro-life: State enforced christian ideology.
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  • Christian morals: Do what the church leaders say or else. Bender over + for the priest children!
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  • Woke: Anything I don't like is woke.
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  • Political correct: Anything I don't like is political correct.
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  • Anti-vax: I would prefer my children die a easily preventable disease + than get autism because at least its less work on my part. Autistic people + are smarter than us which is a threat so we need to stop them before they + make the world a better place.
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  • Unbias/neutral/centrist/apolitical: Very bias and political but doesn't + want to admit to it.
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  • Conspiracy theorists: People who can't follow money trails but still + know something is up so they depend on superstition to explain + everything.
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  • Capitalism: Power gained through the accumulation of exploitation.
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  • Socialism: A word that doesn't mean much on its own. The word that + follows is what matters. A lot like woke, people use it to describe + anything they don't like.
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  • Fascism: Anything I don't like is fascist.
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  • Fascism: The socially collective and nationalist movement that aims to + use fear and misinformation to remove freedoms and liberties with the + promise of a better future that never happens.
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  • Stoicism: The conclusion that if the world is a outward projection from + the mind than just keep the rose tinted glasses on. Locked into slavery? No + prob just dream day your a billionaire while you work the fields. Have a + broken bone? Just stop having a broken bone.
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  • Nationalism: Other country should go fuck themselves. People in other + country dumb, people in my country smart. My dictator good your dictator + bad.
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  • Democrat: Vote for us. We are less evil. What will we do in return? + Pretty much nothing helpful for you. We can't promise we will always be + less evil or even ensure we are still less evil but still vote for + us.
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  • Republican: Them dam democrats turned the frogs gay! Vote now to force + schools to teach out of the Mein Kampf and declare the confederates the + real winners of the american civil war!
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  • Libertarian: Those pesky food laws, fair worker treatment + laws, anti-trust laws... getting in the way of my money!
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  • Loyalty: Be like sheep. Sleep in field. Family get eaten by wolf. No + big deal. Just sleep in field.
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  • Tradition marriage: Do as culture says. Only love the way culture + says. Marriage isn't about the couple it's about their old shitty families + who want more christmas cards. Get into dept feeding children you were + pressured to have. Force those children down the same path.
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  • Tradition: Things are the way they are. Things can't be + different. Things are the way they way beside we collectively decided + so. If things suck they can't change even though we design and uphold + them.
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  • Border: Cross that made up line and things will be different. You will + still be on the same plant but things will be different.
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  • Profit: I gained more from a economic transaction. Did I create a + better product/service? Nope. Did I do anything meaningful my + less-profitable counterparts didn't do? Nope. But I made more money doing + it.
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  • Welfare: Social and economic duck tape.
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+ The names are long because fuck you! Also so they stay descriptive. +

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