From 9add304877a17608f1fb8e89ae96f4e104094c92 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: nathan <nathansmith@disroot.org>
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2025 04:20:21 -0700
Subject: Christmas consumerism

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 org/blog/articles/christmas-consumerism.xml | 33 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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 <channel>
+  <item>
+    <title>Christmas consumerism</title>
+    <name>christmas-consumerism</name>
+    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 11:19:56 GMT</pubDate>
+    <file>articles/christmas-consumerism.xml</file>
+  </item>
+  
   <item>
     <title>Open letter from the bourgeoisie</title>
     <name>open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie</name>
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+<article>
+  <p>
+    HO HO HO MOTHER FUCKERS! It's that time of year we all buy shit we don't
+    need with money we don't have. What do we do with this shit? We give it to
+    people who don't want it with the expectation they will also give us shit
+    we don't want. When spring cleaning comes along it's all going in the
+    trash. Santa is the big fat bourgeoisie and the elf's are child wage slaves
+    in third world countries controlled by foreign entities who <i>are
+    definitely not located in israel</i>. <b>So remember children: christmas
+    isn't about getting gifts, it's about socially pressing your smelly family
+    into pretending to enjoy the overpriced shit you got them.</b>
+    <br /><br />
+    Christmas being a day for jesus? Shut up you fucking nerd! Back in ye old
+    times christmas was a time of year for people to get wasted and fuck! This
+    often ended in orgies and/or arson both of which were done drunker than a
+    sailor going through a midlife crisis. Though unlike a sailor, no
+    protection was used. This is how cops were invented. Aka the destroyers of
+    fun. They are big enough party poopers that the reason they came into
+    existence was to make christmas boring and now we have to suffer from them
+    all year long. Dam christians! Now that we can't burn cities down during
+    drunken orgies new christmas traditions have popped up, buying things!
+    <br /><br />
+    Remember children: christmas isn't about jesus and drunken activities you
+    will regret rest of the year, it's about fattening up old porky. The banks,
+    hollywood, and israelian missile dealers have spent all year doing great
+    things for you so why not give back for once? While your at it don't forgot
+    to donate to your local christian non-profit so poor people can be helped
+    under the <i>totally not peer-pressured</i> "optional" requirement of
+    converting.
+    <br /><br />
+    HO HO HO and marry <s>hanukkah</s> christmas!
+  </p>
+</article>
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