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+ Do you have that annoying uncle who is correct about everything no matter + how bluntly stupid the things he says is? Do you have the pleasure of + having a bunch of debate bros in your online community? Today I shall teach + you their tactics so you can be just as annoying, inpatient, and lacking + nuance as them. +

+ + Neat video on the topic + +

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The simplest argument is the correct one

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+ Brains are difficult to use. When your busy being correct about things + there is no time to use your brain so it's important your arguments are the + simplest. Evolution takes a while to explain but saying God created + everything is quite quick and easy. Remember: being correct is a + competition not a scientific journey. The simpler your argument is the + less attack surface it has. The complex argument even if solid has a lot + more theoretical bugs which can accumulate more negative points than a + simple argument even if that simply argument itself is easily + disproved. Making sure your argument is simple is the most important part + of debate. +

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Serve it on a silver platter

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+ Have you ever been to those fancy restaurants with high prices. You almost + die looking at the prices and wait a fucking long time only for the food to + turn out to be cheap shit! Luckily your uncle with the dumb debate tactics + is paying (: Anyways the point is you can put a piece of shit on a silver + platter and now it's somehow worth more. Do the same with your + arguments. Dress nice and speak with confidence. You can go on TV dressed + nice and act confident and someone will believe whatever you have to say + no matter how stupid. You can even say shit like Emo invented the computer, + washing your hands is bad for your health, sticking rocks up your asshole + will cure your cancer... and someone out there will believe you if it's + served on a silver platter. +

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Facts are facts

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+ Facts exist in a isolated state of constantly being true. Facts by + definition can't be wrong which means reality as we know it often has to be + bent around facts instead of deleting them. No one quite knows where they + come from. The same list of facts been around as far as we know since the + beginning of time. Boys have short hair and girls have long hair is just + a fact. Sure, boys can have long hair if they don't cut it but facts + are facts so they must keep cutting it because hair can be changed but + facts can't. Facts are a powerful tool in argument because to remain a good + upholder of societal and cultural norms you are required to modify the + world around you to fit facts instead of the other way around. If your + enemy does not engage in this than you win the moral high ground which is + often just as powerful if not more than winning the actual argument. +

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Putting words in others mouths

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+ The person your arguing is not saying the thing which they are saying. They + are saying the thing you say they are saying. If they say something + against Trump than they are a Democrat ass kisser who voted for Biden and + hates America. Stereotype them! You aren't here to listen your here to + win! They like Taylor Swift's music? They must like her as a person and + be in support of private jets polluting the earth! They are a leftist? They + must like government handouts and think welfare will solve everything! They + like guns? They must be inbred and white trash! Your enemy is who you + say they are, not what they are. +

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Open mindedness

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+ If someone doesn't believe you they simply aren't open minded. A open + minded person would clearly see you are correct and switch because you + can't be wrong. Open mindedness is when someone believes you. It's not when + someone looks at the given information and picks one way or another. If + they actually looked at what you said they would be one of your kind + now. Not listening to what the other person is saying and push words in + their mouth? I don't do that it's the person I am arguing who does + that. +

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