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1. Everything on .org sites is true

-As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special -process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust -worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going -through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and -I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a -badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been -scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the -highest standards. -

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-Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth
-No lies on my website! -

1.1. True things

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever -thought someone would actually read a book that boring.
Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very -sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind -and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham -crackers.
Women give birth out of their asshole.
Everything in the book of mormon is true.
Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two -sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car -since car companies are making them better for the environment every -year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting -money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of -yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your -greety consumerism.
In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the -two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and -freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.
16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the -content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.
The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while -another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and -licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in -church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the -hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where -eggs come from.
Women have two assholes.
Everything in the bible is true.
All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same -effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know -the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done -every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone -have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.
The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts -of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the -history books.
The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox -news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and -not part of the media.
CNN is marxist.
Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They -are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be -a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half -evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain -indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking -political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should -remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.
Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male -DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the -work of Satan.
Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex -with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
The earth is flat.
All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into -modern liberal society.
You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses. -All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore -marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth -because half-truths don't exist.
Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.
God is real.
Goofy is a cow.
You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you -choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do -that.
Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days -when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good -for you.
Cake is healthy.
Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can -fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.
The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need -to be less woke.
A hot dog is a sandwich.
Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
The church of scientology is true.
Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local -electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.
Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for -everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website -performance and user privacy.
Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known -to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.

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