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1. Everything on .org sites is true +
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1. Everything on .org sites is true

+As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special +process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust +worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going +through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and +I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a +badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been +scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the +highest standards. +

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+Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth
+No lies on my website! +

1.1. True things

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever +thought someone would actually read a book that boring.
Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very +sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind +and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham +crackers.
Women give birth out of their asshole.
Everything in the book of mormon is true.
Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two +sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car +since car companies are making them better for the environment every +year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting +money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of +yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your +greety consumerism.
In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the +two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and +freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.
16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the +content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.
The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while +another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and +licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in +church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the +hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where +eggs come from.
Women have two assholes.
Everything in the bible is true.
All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same +effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know +the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done +every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone +have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.
The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts +of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the +history books.
The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox +news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and +not part of the media.
CNN is marxist.
Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They +are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be +a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half +evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain +indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking +political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should +remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.
Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male +DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the +work of Satan.
Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex +with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
The earth is flat.
All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into +modern liberal society.
You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses. +All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore +marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth +because half-truths don't exist.
Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.
God is real.
Goofy is a cow.
You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you +choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do +that.
Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days +when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good +for you.
Cake is healthy.
Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can +fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.
The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need +to be less woke.
A hot dog is a sandwich.
Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
The church of scientology is true.
Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local +electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.
Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for +everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website +performance and user privacy.
Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known +to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.

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