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Everything on .org sites is true

+ As we call learn in school .org sites have to go through a special + process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a + trust worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't + easy going through the process. My truthfullness was put to the + test many times and I passed every single test so I was rewarded + with a .org domain as a badge of honor. I swear on the bible + everything on this site has been scientifically fact checked and + peer reviewed by professionals of the highest standards. +

True things

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no + one ever thought someone would actually read a book that + boring.
Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have + a very sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will + go blind and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of + Graham crackers.
Women give birth out of their asshole.
Everything in the book of mormon is true.
Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year + or two sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a + brand new car since car companies are making them better for the + environment every year. If you cant afford to do that than its your + fault for wasting money buying new things all the time and you + should be ashamed of yourself for making a poor kid in africa + starve to death due to your greety consumerism.
In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one + of the two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of + truth and freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of + pure evil.
16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames + the content on your screen the best and has very good + propositions.
The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man + while another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her + butthole and licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak + out. Adults learn this in church. They practice on each other in + church except they replace the hot sauce with mustard so they dont + have a bady yet. That is where eggs come from.
Women have two assholes.
Everything in the bible is true.
All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have + the same effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would + never know the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug + you have done every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs + like oxycodone have nothing in common with street drugs like + heroin.
The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist + parts of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn + the history books.
The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything + fox news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely + neurtral, and not part of the media.
CNN is marxist.
Both American political parties have good points and bad + points. They are both half evil because they can't both be + evil. The only way to be a good and moral person is to be somewhere + between those two half evils. You should somewhat agree and + somewhat disagree and remain indifferent/neutral to everything that + happens in politics. Taking political action is only for + extremists and they are bad so you should remain passive and + indifferent no matter what the government does.
Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into + male DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its + therefore the work of Satan.
Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have + sex with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
The earth is flat.
All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded + into modern liberal society.
You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high + doses. All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda + therefore marijuana is good for you because the opposite of + propaganda is truth because half-truths don't exist.
Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every + meal.
God is real.
Goofy is a cow.
You willingly live in society and could live outside of society + if you choice to. There are places still around and accessable + you can do that.
Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good + old days when everything was better and smoking, lead, and + asbestos was good for you.
Cake is healthy.
Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two + raccoons can fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four + inches wide.
The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The + schools need to be less woke.
A hot dog is a sandwich.
Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
The church of scientology is true.
Voting only matters when voting for the American + president. In local electons your vote doesn't matter and the + outcome doesn't effect you.
Javascript is the best programming language and should be used + for everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website + performance and user privacy.
Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is + known to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic + aduse.

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