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Everything on .org sites is true

- As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special - process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a - trust worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't - easy going through the process. My truthfullness was put to the - test many times and I passed every single test so I was rewarded - with a .org domain as a badge of honor. I swear on the bible - everything on this site has been scientifically fact checked and - peer reviewed by professionals of the highest standards. -

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the
- internet and tell lies?

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- Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable - truth -
- No lies on my website! -

True things

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no - one ever thought someone would actually read a book that - boring.
Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have - a very sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will - go blind and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of - Graham crackers.
Women give birth out of their asshole.
Everything in the book of mormon is true.
Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year - or two sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a - brand new car since car companies are making them better for the - environment every year. If you cant afford to do that than its your - fault for wasting money buying new things all the time and you - should be ashamed of yourself for making a poor kid in africa - starve to death due to your greety consumerism.
In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one - of the two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of - truth and freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of - pure evil.
16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames - the content on your screen the best and has very good - propositions.
The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man - while another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her - butthole and licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak - out. Adults learn this in church. They practice on each other in - church except they replace the hot sauce with mustard so they dont - have a bady yet. That is where eggs come from.
Women have two assholes.
Everything in the bible is true.
All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have - the same effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would - never know the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug - you have done every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs - like oxycodone have nothing in common with street drugs like - heroin.
The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist - parts of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn - the history books.
The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything - fox news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely - neurtral, and not part of the media.
CNN is marxist.
Both American political parties have good points and bad - points. They are both half evil because they can't both be - evil. The only way to be a good and moral person is to be somewhere - between those two half evils. You should somewhat agree and - somewhat disagree and remain indifferent/neutral to everything that - happens in politics. Taking political action is only for - extremists and they are bad so you should remain passive and - indifferent no matter what the government does.
Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into - male DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its - therefore the work of Satan.
Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have - sex with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
The earth is flat.
All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded - into modern liberal society.
You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high - doses. All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda - therefore marijuana is good for you because the opposite of - propaganda is truth because half-truths don't exist.
Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every - meal.
God is real.
Goofy is a cow.
You willingly live in society and could live outside of society - if you choice to. There are places still around and accessable - you can do that.
Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good - old days when everything was better and smoking, lead, and - asbestos was good for you.
Cake is healthy.
Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two - raccoons can fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four - inches wide.
The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The - schools need to be less woke.
A hot dog is a sandwich.
Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
The church of scientology is true.
Voting only matters when voting for the American - president. In local electons your vote doesn't matter and the - outcome doesn't effect you.
Javascript is the best programming language and should be used - for everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website - performance and user privacy.
Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is - known to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic - aduse.

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