<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Blahaj room</title> <style> body { color: black; background-image: url('images/blahaj_background.jpg'); } table { color: black; background-color: #bebebe; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; } </style> </head> <body> <center> <h1>Blahaj!!!!</h1> <table border="1" width="60%"> <tr> <td> <h2><a href="cgi-bin/blahaj_list.cgi">!!!USER SUBMITTED BLAHAJ LIST HERE!!!</a></h2> <h2>If you don't have a blahaj BUY ONE NOW!!</h2> <p> <a href="https://blahaj.quest" target="_blank">Look here to find your blahaj today!</a>. It will improve your life (: </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <h2>Reasons why blahaj is bad ass:</h2> <ul> <li>Blahaj is a shark</li> <li>Blahaj is light blue</li> <li>Blahaj is the perfect cuddle size for everyone</li> <li>Blahaj also works very well as a pillow</li> <li>Blahaj is soft</li> <li>Blahaj is perfect for pictures with a cat or doggo</li> <li>Blahaj is inclusive and a great comrade to the lgbtq+ community</li> <li>There is too many reasons to list here</li> </ul> <h2>Reasons why blahaj isn't bad bass:</h2> <p> There is none. Blahaj is the best 30 american bucks you can ever spend on ANYTHING! </p> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/yiO4tNS5CtkAAAAM/blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj hate crime" width="30%"/> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <h2><a href="index.html">Back to main page</a></h2> </td> </tr> </table> <table border="1" width="60%"> <tr> <td> <h2>Spam</h2> <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/h6T7YUwIn5UAAAAC/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj go spinny" width="40%"/> <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/EDi5YeeBspIAAAAd/omg-i-love-my-blahaj-so-much-just-kidding-die.gif" alt="DIE BLAHAJ!" width="40%"/> <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/NpyBsaAUbPoAAAAd/ikea-blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj getting washed" width="40%"/> <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/Z2NIgmVFce0AAAAC/blahaj-z3n.gif" alt="Blahaj jump scare" width="40%"/> </td> </tr> </table> </center> </body> </html>