I am somewhat bored and shit political movements like to hide behind the shield of pleasant names. George Carlin spoke about things of this nature before. Lets give those movements names that better reflect them!

• Conservatism: Go back to old ways including parts that suck.
• Parent rights: Entitlement for narcissist parents.
• Liberalism: Pseudo equally for corporate benefit.
• Pro-life: State enforced christian ideology.
• Christian morals: Do what the church leaders say or else. Bender over for the priest children!
• Woke: Anything I don't like is woke.
• Political correct: Anything I don't like is political correct.
• Anti-vax: I would prefer my children die a easily preventable disease than get autism because at least its less work on my part. Autistic people are smarter than us which is a threat so we need to stop them before they make the world a better place.
• Unbias/neutral/centrist/apolitical: Very bias and political but doesn't want to admit to it.
• Conspiracy theorists: People who can't follow money trails but still know something is up so they depend on superstition to explain everything.
• Capitalism: Power gained through the accumulation of exploitation.
• Socialism: A word that doesn't mean much on its own. The word that follows is what matters. A lot like woke, people use it to describe anything they don't like.
• Fascism: Anything I don't like is fascist.
• Fascism: The socially collective and nationalist movement that aims to use fear and misinformation to remove freedoms and liberties with the promise of a better future that never happens.
• Stoicism: The conclusion that if the world is a outward projection from the mind than just keep the rose tinted glasses on. Locked into slavery? No prob just dream day your a billionaire while you work the fields. Have a broken bone? Just stop having a broken bone.
• Nationalism: Other country should go fuck themselves. People in other country dumb, people in my country smart. My dictator good your dictator bad.
• Democrat: Vote for us. We are less evil. What will we do in return? Pretty much nothing helpful for you. We can't promise we will always be less evil or even ensure we are still less evil but still vote for us.
• Republican: Them dam democrats turned the frogs gay! Vote now to force schools to teach out of the Mein Kampf and declare the confederates the real winners of the american civil war!
• Libertarian: Those pesky food laws, fair worker treatment laws, anti-trust laws... getting in the way of my money!
• Loyalty: Be like sheep. Sleep in field. Family get eaten by wolf. No big deal. Just sleep in field.
• Tradition marriage: Do as culture says. Only love the way culture says. Marriage isn't about the couple it's about their old shitty families who want more christmas cards. Get into dept feeding children you were pressured to have. Force those children down the same path.
• Tradition: Things are the way they are. Things can't be different. Things are the way they way beside we collectively decided so. If things suck they can't change even though we design and uphold them.
• Border: Cross that made up line and things will be different. You will still be on the same plant but things will be different.
• Profit: I gained more from a economic transaction. Did I create a better product/service? Nope. Did I do anything meaningful my less-profitable counterparts didn't do? Nope. But I made more money doing it.
• Welfare: Social and economic duck tape.

The names are long because fuck you! Also so they stay descriptive.