Let me guess, you saw a tiktok on how to redpill yourself. No, starting a scummy company, working yourself to death, and beating your wife is not how you redpill. It wasnt that tiktok? Wasnt even a tiktok at all? well...

• You think Michelle Obama has a dick? If she does so what? Really doesnt change much about the world. Sometimes I wonder if these kinds of conspiracies were created by the system to keep you dumb mother fuckers on the wrong trail. Focus on shit like henry kissenger more instead of babies first conspiracy theory.
• You think the moon landing was faked? I will ensure you with enough nationalism, over funding, technology hidden from the public, ancient cults, disposable employees, drugs, alien contacts... anything is possible.
• You think aliens are real? Of course they are dumbass! Its perfectly normal and nothing to get caught up over. Are own world leaders are much scarier than aliens. Watch any sci-fi movie and most of the characters are unbothered by life on other planets but the second that concept is thrown at one of you mother fuckers you forgot earthly problems exist like corrupt leaders exist. Go Fuck yourself. Thats also the reason they only release little bits of alien information at a time, enough to keep you mother fuckers focused on nothing but aliens but not enough the existance of aliens becomes normalized.
• You think aliens built the pyramids? Yes, the aliens are real. No, they did not build the pyramids. The pyramids were built out of concrete. God dam, all of you both fellow wacks and stuppa normies keep talking about moving big heavy rocks, have any of you ever heard of concrete? I already hear the normies crying (if one even made it this far) "but how come its not anything like modern concrete" and thats because its not modern concrete dumbass. Its ancient shit. Yal sounds like cave people "HOW THEY MOVE BIG HEAVY ROCK?" when us modern humans know about a useful thing called concrete.