Dear proletarian,


We are aware it has become quite popular to rebel against the elites and demand freedom and liberty. We are aware many of you been getting into dangerous radical ideologies which includes anarchism and socialism. Many of you want control over your own life and a healthy work life balance. Everyone getting into these ideas is playing with fire and getting themselves into more than they can handle. Just look at what happened in the USSR. Rebelling always leads to a evil leader taking charge or some type of power vacuum leading to a horrible rulership. Since terrible elites are a fact of life you should embrace us. There is no escape so you make welcome us into your life and devote your every waking second to us.

Your chains were not cheap so you should be thankful for them. We do a lot to make sure you're constantly busy with bullshit work you do not want to do, yet you never even thanked us once. Asking that the insurance you pay for covers your treatment is quite greedy of you. What about the few times your insurance did cover you? Those manufactured pills you take may only cots pennies to make but what about our cut? We worked so hard to get that patent under our name instead of the scientists so you should at least be kind enough to put up with the outrageous markup. Not like you would need those pills anyways if we weren't poisoning you which is another thing you haven't thanked us for.

Our economic power, social power, and mass amounts of wealth isn't enough. We demand that you, yes you defend us. When people online attack your favorite CEO that is an attack on you. We need you to be our unpaid guardian and upholder. All those CEO haters are dirty immoral commies. By supporting us you are picking the right side of history. No anti-bourgeoisie argument should be allowed to take place. Only you can help us rid the world of those sinful un-loyal radicalists who crave freedom and liberty. All the problems with the world is the fault of greedy consumers like you but by helping us you will be forgiven for your sins.

Now that your a good prole you should watch the news. There are only two options: liberal and conservative. Everything outside that is extremist terrorism. Cause terror to a corrupt system ran by evil elites? Evil elites are your friends so you wouldn't want that happening (: You should memorize the talking points of the side you pick. You should have full faith that your side is good and the other is evil. Defend that duck tape welfare and cause pain to those trans people! Your enemy is not the evil elites. Evil elites are your friends. Your enemies are people who are slightly different from yourself. Your enemies are people who look different, talk different, or have different ideals. Fight to keep this divide up. Class war just leads to Stalinism so instead fight culture war. You must fully believe in culture war and block out anyone that tells you otherwise. Close your mind off to those with radical ideas and hand it over to us. The problem is not caused by us, your beloved evil elites.

The teacher are devil worshipers who want to turn your children gay and cut off your ittle ity wingus. The only solution is to give us more money.
Send all your XMR to this address:
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Thank you very much for devoting your entire existence to us though you need you to suck our micrococks harder. We want it harder. Is that all you got? WE WANT IT HARDER. Yes, we are smelly and unwashed making it quite degrading but sucking it harder is the least you can do after being a very greedy consumer.


With total disregard for your freedom, liberty, and well being,
the bourgeoisie


P.S. we want you to worship the holy state of Israel