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#+TITLE: Give me your dollaridoos!!!
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* How to give me your dollaridoos
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: how
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I dont use paypal, venmo, apple pay... or any of that bullshit! I only take
[[https://www.getmonero.org][monero]].\\
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My monero address:\\
=884nSZKBpuoUnqyvTeRjdhA3vRmQznBt9RC2fgZiWfpsCN72j54D8tNP2BtfjMFRDG1h5u3otmVp8bCuHr11iPQvRqCP7Ua=\\
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Also donate to [[https://www.unix.dog/~wiikifox][wiikifox]] pleaz (:
* Why I need your dollaridoos
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: why
:END:
+ To pay for the vps and domain name for this site.
+ Because I am saving to move across the country with a comrade.
+ To buy dr.pepper and takis.

* What can I provide in return?
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: what-can-i-provide
:END:
+ Nothing (:
+ I can host your shitty web services. Feel free to contact me about that
  stuff (:
+ Write you scripts. I can program in about any language. If you want a bot or
  something for a nonfree service like discord fuck off!
+ Make your website. Just because my website looks like burning trash doesnt
  mean I cant make nice looking websites. If you hire me I will use modern css
  instead of javascript so your website will not only look modern but load
  quickly like old school sites!
+ As long as your not a big tech company I am willing to work for illegal
  shit as long as its moral (: Activists, psychedelic drug dealers, left wing
  militias, gray hat hackers, abortions in red states... I will indeed do a lot
  of that shit for free but I still need dollaridoos because capitalism.