True things
- Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
- The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no
one ever thought someone would actually read a book that
boring.
- Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have
a very sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
- Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will
go blind and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of
Graham crackers.
- Women give birth out of their asshole.
- Everything in the book of mormon is true.
- Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year
or two sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a
brand new car since car companies are making them better for the
environment every year. If you cant afford to do that than its
your fault for wasting money buying new things all the time and
you should be ashamed of yourself for making a poor kid in africa
starve to death due to your greety consumerism.
- In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one
of the two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of
truth and freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of
pure evil.
- 16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames
the content on your screen the best and has very good
propositions.
- The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man
while another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her
butthole and licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out.
Adults learn this in church. They practice on each other in church
except they replace the hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a
bady yet. That is where eggs come from.
- Women have two assholes.
- Everything in the bible is true.
- All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have
the same effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would
never know the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug
you have done every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs
like oxycodone have nothing in common with street drugs like
heroin.
- The problem with school is they teach too much about the
racist parts of history. Instead of learning from the past we need
to burn the history books.
- The media lies, therefore you should instead believe
everything fox news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is
completely neurtral, and not part of the media.
- CNN is marxist.
- Both American political parties have good points and bad
points. They are both half evil because they can't both be evil.
The only way to be a good and moral person is to be somewhere
between those two half evils. You should somewhat agree and
somewhat disagree and remain indifferent/neutral to everything
that happens in politics. Taking political action is only for
extremists and they are bad so you should remain passive and
indifferent no matter what the government does.
- Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built
into male DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its
therefore the work of Satan.
- Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats
have sex with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
- Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
- The earth is flat.
- All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded
into modern liberal society.
- You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high
doses. All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda
therefore marijuana is good for you because the opposite of
propaganda is truth because half-truths don't exist.
- Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every
meal.
- God is real.
- Goofy is a cow.
- You willingly live in society and could live outside of
society if you choice to. There are places still around and
accessable you can do that.
- Liberalism is good and will free the working class
people.
- Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good
old days when everything was better and smoking, lead, and
asbestos was good for you.
- Cake is healthy.
- Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two
raccoons can fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four
inches wide.
- The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The
schools need to be less woke.
- A hot dog is a sandwich.
- Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
- The church of scientology is true.
- Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In
local electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't
effect you.
- Javascript is the best programming language and should be used
for everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
performance and user privacy.
- Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
- Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is
known to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic
aduse.
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