Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?

Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!

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Where do I watch X show?

You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check out wcostream. To learn more about pirating check out freemediaheckyeah. If you want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait for it to buffer... you need to torrent.

Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites.

• The pirate bay. The old trusty torrenting site.
• nyaa. The anime torrenting site.
• EZTV Torrent and EZTV. I don't know why these are two seprate sites tbh.
• rarbg
• torlock. The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.

Favorites

This is an incomplete and ever growing list.

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Cartoons

Xavier: Renegade Angel

Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you really watch get off your phone you will find meaning in all the layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was removed from Adult Swim for being too weird so thats within itself a reason to watch this show.

Moral Orel

Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to go to church. Could NEVER have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo very innocent ever be removed from Adult Swim for being too dark.

Futurama

I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why you should show your children Futurama at a young age. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine.

Venture Bros

One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot".

South Park

While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. You know who you are. Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect.

Anime

Ebichu

Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beatiful anime. It will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create children.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens! Where do I sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these days am I right?

Fooly Cooly

Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game here.

Serial Experiments Lain

Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check is out now! (thats a threat)

Dead Leaves

This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because their lives are on the line.

Kino's Journey

Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system.

Gunbuster

Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!

No.6

A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly underrated.

Space Dandy

This is a funky ass anime. No, it is not like Cowboy Bebop. It has some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often than it has the right to be.

Paranoia Agent

A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show.

Stiens;Gate

John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel.

Gurren Lagann

Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on big fucking mecha fuck ya! And you know sometimes a person just needs some fuck ya! in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that happened.

Hunter X Hunter

This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends!

Erased

Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that? Well anyways the killer is the teacher!

Attack on Titan

Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha anime and the titans are mecha! This anime is actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really try.

The Promised Neverland

I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways the children are food for beasts! The second season is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.

Mob Psycho 100

Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?

One Punch Man

The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch.

Carlotte

Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind powers.