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+* General concept
+A old creepy hag asks you to find something. Her request is very strange and
+vague. If you bring back the wrong thing too many times she snaps your neck, if
+you don't find it fast enough she snaps your neck, if you do *anything* wrong
+she snaps your neck! If you find it you are rewarded a sticky nickel, old
+mint...
+
+* Style
+Surrealism, dry humor, dark humor, absurdity... Basically Whangdoodle Land
+turned ghetto. You can freely roam the open world but its best to stay focused
+on the task at hand and also keep your eyes pealed for things that might be
+helpful in up coming requests.
+
+It will be made with poorly done 3d graphics. Colorful yet dark, magical yet
+run down (like a out of order Disney Land)...
+
+* Game play
+You pretty much have to bend over backwards to find whatever the old hag
+wants. This includes asking the very strange looking npcs, building crazy rigs
+to get places, trading items at suspicious shops, digging through trashcans,
+fishing in the radio active pond, searching a prostitute's /fuck holes/...
+
+* End of game
+On the last request you will have the items required for killing the old
+hag. You will come across a old hag killing guide while doing the last
+request. If you kill her you win. If you are a good boy and continue as she
+said you will have your neck snapped no matter what you do.
+
+* Characters
++ Kiddo the main character.
++ Samantha the old hag.
++ Joe the shop keeper (just Ron with a beard and mostly bald head).
++ Ron the music store owner (just Joe with a mustache and long hair).
++ Bethany the prostitute.
++ Frog Man the christian plug.
++ Jesus.
+
+* Items you need to find
+1. Car keys.
+2. Can of conk (off brand coke).
+3. Half smoked cig.
+4. Creepy doll.
+5. Funky gun (its always aimed at the person holding it).
+6. Half melted ice cream sandwich.
+7. Holy bible.
+8. White jazz bass.
+9. Guitar pick.
+10. Pair of old boots (do not bring back a pair of new boots or at least ones
+    that look new).
+11. Three eyed fish.
+12. Sad looking x-max tree.
+13. Massive hard drive.
+14. The real Easter Bunny (for the Easter BBQ).
+15. Stolen skateboard.
+16. Cat skeleton.
+17. /Bitches Stew by Meter David/ record copy.
+18. Used condom.
+19. Laptop running Haiku OS.
+20. Nuclear Ninja Tortoise.
+