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author | nathansmith117 <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-03-18 21:21:43 -0600 |
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committer | nathansmith117 <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-03-18 21:21:43 -0600 |
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diff --git a/nathans_philosophy.html b/nathans_philosophy.html index 447eb90..be91ea9 100644 --- a/nathans_philosophy.html +++ b/nathans_philosophy.html @@ -406,7 +406,64 @@ table { <td> <h2 id="economics">Economics</h2> <p> - Still being worked on. + This is going to get fucking messy. Well anyways, I am going to tell you what real socialist economics is. + <b>The USS shit is a fucking terrible example of socialist economics.</b> Dont give me that <i>socialism only + works in theory</i> bullshit because here is the truth about socialism: socialism is not when the government does + stuff, its not when everyone is paid the same no matter how much they work, its not when everything is ruled + by a dictatorship... all socialism really is in truth is the concept of common ownership of things like + the means of production (aka large factories, farms...). <b>We do not want to seize your PS5 or your steam deck. + We dont want your fucking house, car, cat, grandma...</b> No, we dont give a fuck about your grandmas small + sock making business. On the grand scale of things grandmas homemade socks are nearly a hobby even if pays + for her trips for See's Candy. Grandmas socks wont make any difference on the economical level socialists + tend to think in and anyone that calls themself a socialist and attacks your grandmas sock business is a + fool and a asshole. + </p> + + <h3>The evils of capitalism for dummies</h3> + <p> + Imagine everyone has a bag of rice. Some people have very little and others quite a bit more. In rice school + everyone is told to plant a bit of their rice and save a bit for eating. For those who barely even have + enough to eat this sounds like crazy talk while for others they grew up on a family farm that have been + doing quite well for ages. One day someone name Tod from a good family rice farm finally goes out to start + his own farm. Tod's family gives him a nice big bag of fresh rice to use to start his own farm and he heads + out to find a good place for a rice field. While he is traveling he quietly complains how heavy the bag is + and even think a few things "it would really hurt to be hit with a bag this size". He finally finds a nice + place for a new rice field but someone already got few only seconds before he did. Tod notices they have a + much smaller liter bag than him so he walks up to them and bang! He fucking hits them right in the head with + his bag. He even dumps their whole bag into his. This gives him a new idea: he starts hiding in a bush and + attacking anyone that comes to that spot and each time his bag gets bigger and heavier. Soon its too heavy + to even lift so now he finally decides to plant some. + <br/><br/> + Now Tod is faced with some issues: protecting the rice he cant carry with him, balancing mananging a farm + and attacking people... so he decides to go to some poor children and very kindly offer them some rice. + He quickly wins over their trust and tells them he can get them more rice if they work for them. He has + all of them setup the farm and start planting while he goes out to fucking hit more people and steal their + rice. Whenever he comes back he carefully one at a one pulls one of the children aside to tell them + he will give them a raise if they report any stealing and if they steal they get knocked out by the bag. + A few get reported and knocked out until everyone started truly fearing Tod. + <br/><br/> + The ones who were known for always reporting got a few raises and started staying by Tods side all the time. + Tod put them in charge of watching over things while they he was gone and even sent them out a few times to + knock people out for him. They always looked down on everyone else and thought they got the good end of the + deal. One day one of them decided to use their high pay to start their own farm and even knocked out some + smaller targets aka kind of a downed scaled version of what Tod was doing. When Tod found out this was happening + he had that person knock out by the heavest rice bag right infront of everyone else on the farm. This was the + first time when of the higher ups even got knocked out and it completely changed everything. Now it was clear + no one was safe. + <br/><br/> + As everyone learned who Tod was they would start running and as soon as they learned he was in good enough + shape to outrun them even carring a large bag they would give up and drop their bag in fear of getting hit. + Sometimes he would find those same people days later starving and they would finally give in and agree to + be work on his farm. Once he had enough workers to create an army he sent them to take out an entire family farm + and make it his own. After that he didnt even have to take over family farms. They would agree to pay tax in return + for not getting taken over by his army. Tod even paid the rice schools to only teach the things he wanted them to + teach. + <br/><br/> + The end, <b>I dont fucking do happy endings!</b> I ask of you to reflect on this story and think about are society. Think + about all the evil companies buying out smaller companies. Think about prices going up faster than wages. Think + about all the ways these big coprations fuck us over. The ultra rich dont get to where they are simply planting + their money in investments and working hard to grow their companies. Thats only part of the story. They handle + their money like a fucking weapon and use it the same way Tod used his heavy bag of rice. </p> </td> </tr> |