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diff --git a/org/blog/articles/fuck-you-rfk.txt b/org/blog/articles/fuck-you-rfk.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2f602ef --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/fuck-you-rfk.txt @@ -0,0 +1,126 @@ +RFK said this about autistic people "These are kids who will never pay taxes, +they’ll never hold a job, they’ll never play baseball, they’ll never write a +poem, they’ll never go on a date, many of them will never use a toilet +unassisted.". Lets go over each piece one at a time: + +### _These are kids..._ + +RFK clearly never bothered to google how long autism lasts. It lasts for life +dumbass. + +### _Will never pay taxes_ + +This has to be satire! When the fuck did a neurotypical know how their god dam +taxes work. Sure, they pull it out of their ass last second but thats how +neurotypicals work. Their brains run socially instead of logically or +mathematically lets allows them to function in society while having zero clue +of how any of it works. For whatever reason they will not tell us something +than they are surprised to find out we dont know. Thats what happens when no +one ever tells someone something dumbass. Maybe RFK can round up the fucks he +pays to handle his taxs and send them on a side quest to teach autistic people +all about taxes. Would be the most productive thing RFK ever did, and he would +just be the guy calling the shots, nothing more. + +### _They'll never hold a job_ + +This is another case of social thinking vs logical thinking. All the jobs are +made with neurotypicals in mind. Neurotypicals get into drama, put up social +red tape everywhere, depend souly on everything being centered around social +interactions to get anything done... They judge each other on how well they +can turn themselves into a human billboard: a advertisement of a heavily +curated persona. Wear perfectly practical cozy clothes to work? Only on +fridays mother fuckers! There are neurotypicals who's entire job is making +sure other neurotypicals bizzar needs are met. Not only is this ineffective it +creates a terrible envirtonment for autistic people. Whats the fix? +**Neurotypicals shouldn't be allowed to hold good jobs** Autistic people can +get all the real work done while neurotypicals wipe their own shit off the +floor. Autistic people actually get immersed in complex topics like science +and math while neurotypicals are only in it for the social status, which is +why neurotypicals are unfit for that kind of work. + +### _They'll never play baseball_ + +How dare you steal baseball from us. Baseball is the autistic sport. RFK cant +even manage to get the stereotypes right. I have another grand proposo: +autistic people can play the civilized sport known as baseball while the +neurotypicals get brain damage playing american football! + +### _They'll never write a poem_ + +RFK, if your playing baseball you just lost: your already over three strikes. +Poets being mentally ill, fucked up, or deranged (none of those are bad +things) in some way or another is a VERY common stereotype and RFK didnt even +manage to get that one right! Your common everyday _healthy_ neurotypical has +limited emotional range: any peom they write will be unoriginal and/or +lifeless, boring, dog shit! Since the autistic mind is a mess of wires +everywhere instead of the one dimensional feelings a neurotypical feels they +have to face feelings most of you dont even know exist. These are feelings +words dont even begin to describe: feelings that are surreal, absurd, multi- +dimensional, abstract... in every way possible. These feelings can range +everywhere from bliss to so terribly mind twisting and other worldly anyone +facing it would just want to end it all. A neurotypical will only ever come +close to that dimension of the mind on psychedelic drugs while many of us +autistic people have to face that level absurdity on a daily basis but with +the blunt rawness of being sober instead. The power to face higher dimensions +head on while perfectly sober is what makes autistic people the ideal poets. + +### _They'll never go on a date_ + +Before we dive into this shithole sex and romance are two different things but +I will go over both to attack from all sides. + +I once dated someone without autism. Last time I will ever do that rofl. They +always want something out of you but dont tell you than get pissed when you +dont give it to them. Sound a lot like what I said about taxes? Its the +cornerstone of neurotypical behaver and a common pattern they always stick to. +Neurotypicals not only do this to autistic people but also their own kind. +That is why their relationships are inherently toxic and doomed to not only +fail but drag it out for as long as possible before crashing and burning. The +more straight forward and honest nature of autistic people prevents this to a +very high degree. Autistic romance is also more personalized to the couple +unlike neurotypicals who are much more of slaves to cultural tradition around +romance. For neurotypicals dating is less about love and more about social +status. Neurotypicals arent far removed from the days of arranged marriage. +Neurotypicals are unfit for dating. Its a common myth that autistic people are +_clean_ of any sexual thought and _cant handle it_. This couldnt be more +distance from the truth. Many of us are more sexual, kinky, and dirty minded +than most of you could ever handle. The autistic people who dont care for sex +are respectful towards the kinky ones and vice versa unlike neurotypicals who +judge everyone who isnt normal. **The autistic people who are scared of sex +are only like that because of neurotypical induced PTSD.** Just like with +dating neurotypicals follow social guidelines. They think no sex is bad, a lot +of sex is bad, everything except _normal sex_ is bad... Us autistic people +have a better system called consent. We can engage in the most strange and +deranged sexual acts with consent or not consent if not in the mood for sex. +Neurotypicals dont respect consent, instead their social guidelines dictate +when they do or do not have sex and how. Autistic people are much more likely +to be into taboo kinks, be lgbtq+... because we are much more sexually +advanged. We can have sex the way we want, try new ways, not have sex at +all... Neurotypicals hate their social guidelines being broken and will do +anything to uphold them. They make our lifes shit. People like RFK are butt +hurt about gay marriage and think everyone should have a traditional marriage +and only fuck in the missionary position. The very idea of autistic people +having sex lifes, even ones that try to conform to tradition goes against the +neurotypical ideology. Even progessive neurotypicals who support things like +gay marriage fucking hate us aka they are only ok with it if the gays getting +marriaged are neurotypical. + +### _Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted_ + +Nature was once humanities toilet but gone are the days when a tree or bush is +a great place to take a piss or even a shit. Cant even peacefully take a leak +in a public park these days. Another cornerstone of the neurotypical ideology +is control. Every single thing that happens must happen under their control. +They demand complete control even over your piss breaks. They even force +animals like cats and dogs to conform to their concept of what is and is not a +good place to piss and shit. Its 1984. + +### Neurotypical disorder + +As you can see neurotypicals are unfit for work and bad in bed. They are +control freaks who hate consent and force everyone to live by harsh social +guidelines. RFK is a upholder of the neurotypical ideology and is actively +leading the army to destroy us. Fuck you RFK. If you are looking for a cure +you should be looking for a cure for neurotypicalism instead, the vaccines are +ineffective. + |