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| author | nathan <nathansmith@disroot.org> | 2025-12-23 11:20:21 +0000 |
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| committer | nathan <nathansmith@disroot.org> | 2025-12-23 11:20:21 +0000 |
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Christmas consumerism
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diff --git a/org/blog/articles/christmas-consumerism.xml b/org/blog/articles/christmas-consumerism.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..35e6059 --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/christmas-consumerism.xml @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +<article> + <p> + HO HO HO MOTHER FUCKERS! It's that time of year we all buy shit we don't + need with money we don't have. What do we do with this shit? We give it to + people who don't want it with the expectation they will also give us shit + we don't want. When spring cleaning comes along it's all going in the + trash. Santa is the big fat bourgeoisie and the elf's are child wage slaves + in third world countries controlled by foreign entities who <i>are + definitely not located in israel</i>. <b>So remember children: christmas + isn't about getting gifts, it's about socially pressing your smelly family + into pretending to enjoy the overpriced shit you got them.</b> + <br /><br /> + Christmas being a day for jesus? Shut up you fucking nerd! Back in ye old + times christmas was a time of year for people to get wasted and fuck! This + often ended in orgies and/or arson both of which were done drunker than a + sailor going through a midlife crisis. Though unlike a sailor, no + protection was used. This is how cops were invented. Aka the destroyers of + fun. They are big enough party poopers that the reason they came into + existence was to make christmas boring and now we have to suffer from them + all year long. Dam christians! Now that we can't burn cities down during + drunken orgies new christmas traditions have popped up, buying things! + <br /><br /> + Remember children: christmas isn't about jesus and drunken activities you + will regret rest of the year, it's about fattening up old porky. The banks, + hollywood, and israelian missile dealers have spent all year doing great + things for you so why not give back for once? While your at it don't forgot + to donate to your local christian non-profit so poor people can be helped + under the <i>totally not peer-pressured</i> "optional" requirement of + converting. + <br /><br /> + HO HO HO and marry <s>hanukkah</s> christmas! + </p> +</article> |