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+.shittyweb-header {
+    text-align: center;
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+#content {
+    width: 65%;
+    margin: auto;
+    text-align: center;
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+#postamble {
+    text-align: center;
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+#+SETUPFILE: ../../org-templates/funnies.org
+#+TITLE: goated faggot bitch
+#+options: toc:nil num:nil
+
+* About
+:PROPERTIES:
+:CUSTOM_ID: about
+:END:
+Hello, I am goatsexual. In my younger years I was on a school field trip at a
+farm where a goat tried to have sex with me. The teacher stopped it before it
+went anywhere but I felt a warm hot wetness in my panties. During lunch time I
+sneaked back to let the goat finish the job but I lost track of time and
+everyone else returned from lunch during climax. After that I got sent to
+therapy and was put in a special-ed class to escape the bullying from other
+students. I was later moved to a Amish school when the story spread to the
+special-ed class and the boys started dressing as goats for me hehehe. The
+Amish school was the first place I ever met other goatsexual people. My parents
+quickly took me out of the Amish school when they discovered that. Not long
+later I ran away to a hippie commune where I met my husband, Willy. The hippie
+commune was finally a place where I felt like I truly belonged. Some were into
+cows, others were into horses, and a few even into chickens but no matter what
+we all respected each others will to have sex with animals.
+
+* My husband
+:PROPERTIES:
+:CUSTOM_ID: husband
+:END:
+#+ATTR_HTML: :alt A mountain goat named Willy
+[[file:images/willy.jpg]]
+
+This is my husband Willy. I met him while on a hike and after hiking up the
+mountain for hours talking about life, telling jokes, laughing, and getting to
+know each other we fucked on the peak of the mountain. We both tend to move
+pretty quickly but luckily things worked out in the long run. A year later we
+got married in the hippie commune where we currently live together. Its been
+ten years and our marriage is doing as good as ever. During the winter his
+warm coat prevents me from freezing to death. Many of the couples I know when I
+first got here have since froze to death but thanks to Willy's fluff we are
+still alive. I got a job as a full stack developer for a zoophilia dating and
+hookup app and Willy kills near by hikers and brings back their flesh for us to
+eat. The hippies have struggled with lack of protein for years since they are
+not willing to eat animals but ever since Willy started hunting humans for us
+we have had plenty of protein. Willy is very kinky and strange just like me. He
+seems to be quite into philosophy due to the fact he eats all my philosophy
+books.
+
+* The children
+:PROPERTIES:
+:CUSTOM_ID: children
+:END:
+Most of the couples in the commune have struggled to have children. Me and
+Willy were afraid we would never have children. After lots of trying we were
+able to manage to have two beautiful children.
+
+Sam:
+#+ATTR_HTML: :alt Same, the goat human
+[[file:images/sam.jpg]]
+
+Jan:
+#+ATTR_HTML: :alt Jan, the baby goat human
+[[file:images/jan.jpg]]
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