Evil elites are your friends

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+    <title>Open letter from the bourgeoisie</title>
+    <name>open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie</name>
+    <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 13:42:32 GMT</pubDate>
+    <file>articles/open-letter-from-the-bourgeoisie.xml</file>
+  </item>
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     <title>Zohran Mamdani</title>
     <name>zohran-mamdani</name>
     <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 16:09:53 GMT</pubDate>
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+  <p>
+    Dear proletarian,
+    <br /><br /><br />
+    We are aware it has become quite popular to rebel against the elites and
+    demand freedom and liberty. We are aware many of you been getting into
+    dangerous radical ideologies which includes anarchism and socialism. Many
+    of you want control over your own life and a healthy work life
+    balance. Everyone getting into these ideas is playing with fire and getting
+    themselves into more than they can handle. Just look at what happened in
+    the USSR. Rebelling always leads to a evil leader taking charge or some
+    type of power vacuum leading to a horrible rulership. Since terrible
+    elites are a fact of life you should embrace us. There is no escape so you
+    make welcome us into your life and devote your every waking second to us.
+    <br /><br />
+    Your chains were not cheap so you should be thankful for them. We do a lot
+    to make sure you're constantly busy with bullshit work you do not want to
+    do, yet you never even thanked us once. Asking that the insurance you pay
+    for covers your treatment is quite greedy of you. What about the few times
+    your insurance did cover you? Those manufactured pills you take may only
+    cost pennies to make but what about our cut? We worked so hard to get that
+    patent under our name instead of the scientists so you should at least be
+    kind enough to put up with the outrageous markup. Not like you would need
+    those pills anyways if we weren't poisoning you which is another thing you
+    haven't thanked us for.
+    <br /><br />
+    Our economic power, social power, and mass amounts of wealth isn't
+    enough. We demand that <b>you</b>, yes <b>you</b> defend us. When people
+    online attack <b>your</b> favorite CEO that is an attack on
+    <b>you</b>. We need <b>you</b> to be our unpaid guardian and upholder. All
+    those CEO haters are dirty immoral commies. By supporting us <b>you</b> are
+    picking the right side of history. No anti-bourgeoisie argument should be
+    allowed to take place. Only <b>you</b> can help us rid the world of those
+    sinful un-loyal radicalists who crave freedom and liberty. All the problems
+    with the world is the fault of greedy consumers like <b>you</b> but by
+    helping us <b>you</b> will be forgiven for <b>your</b> sins.
+    <br /><br />
+    Now that your a good prole you should watch the news. There are only two
+    options: liberal and conservative. Everything outside that is extremist
+    terrorism. Cause terror to a corrupt system ran by evil elites? Evil elites
+    are your friends so you wouldn't want that happening (: You should memorize
+    the talking points of the side you pick. You should have full faith that
+    your side is good and the other is evil. Defend that duck tape welfare and
+    cause pain to those trans people! Your enemy is not the evil elites. Evil
+    elites are your friends. Your enemies are people who are slightly different
+    from yourself. Your enemies are people who look different, talk different,
+    or have different ideals. Fight to keep this divide up. Class war just
+    leads to Stalinism so instead fight culture war. You must fully believe in
+    culture war and block out anyone that tells you otherwise. Close your mind
+    off to those with radical ideas and hand it over to us. The problem is not
+    caused by us, your beloved evil elites.
+    <br /><br />
+    <b>The teacher are devil worshipers who want to turn your children gay and
+    cut off your ittle ity wingus. The only solution is to give us more
+    money.<br />
+    Send all your XMR to this address:</b>
+    <br />
+    <code>861ZcG4ZZWmTo43VqiV7Cn3x9gZ6Py6kMfTRJ1GytAEtVwywAReNK2WCpaKXuFjhBzeK2oACkDgk96woNcX37kYiGSe3p69</code>
+    <br /><br />
+    Thank you very much for devoting your entire existence to us though you
+    need you to suck our micrococks harder. We want it harder. Is that all you
+    got? WE WANT IT HARDER. Yes, we are smelly and unwashed making it quite
+    degrading but sucking it harder is the least you can do after being a very
+    greedy consumer.
+    <br /><br /><br />
+    With total disregard for your freedom, liberty, and well being,<br />
+    the bourgeoisie
+    <br /><br /><br />
+    <b>P.S. we want you to worship the holy state of Israel</b>
+  </p>
+</article>