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-** Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do
-   :END:
-Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!
-
-** Where do I watch X show?
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: where-do-i-watch-x-show
-   :END:
-You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check
-out [[https://www.wcostream.tv/][wcostream]]. To learn more about
-pirating check out [[https://fmhy.pages.dev][freemediaheckyeah]]. If you
-want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not
-have to wait for it to buffer... *you need to torrent*.\\
-\\
-Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust
-your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:
-
-- [[https://thepiratebay.org][The pirate bay]]. The old trusty
-  torrenting site.
-- [[https://nyaa.si][nyaa]]. The anime torrenting site.
-- [[https://eztvx.to][EZTV]]
-- [[https://rarbg-official.com][rarbg]]
-- [[https://www.torlock.com][torlock]]. The site gets shut down a lot
-  and was even torlock2 for a while.
-- [[https://www.limetorrents.lol][limetorrents]]. Scary looking one.
-
-** Just like me fr
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: just-like-me-fr
-   :END:
-These are characters I have shit in common with
-
-[[file:images/l.gif]] [[file:images/saiki.jpg]]
-[[file:images/kakashi.jpg]] [[file:images/professor.gif]]
-[[file:images/patrick.gif]] [[file:images/ryuk.gif]]
-[[file:images/medsize_lain.gif]] [[file:images/no-face.gif]]
-[[file:images/max.jpg]] [[file:images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg]]
-[[file:images/mephesto.gif]]
-
-** Favorites
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: favorites
-   :END:
-This is an incomplete and ever growing list.
-
-- [[#cartoons][Cartoons]]
-- [[#anime][Anime]]
-- [[#movies][Movies]]
-
-** Cartoons
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: cartoons
-   :END:
-*** Xavier: Renegade Angel
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: xavier-renegade-angel
-    :END:
-Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot,
-anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as an
-outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from
-each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you
-might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you
-really watch *get off your phone* you will find meaning in all the
-layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all
-for nothing. Well anyways his show was *removed from Adult Swim for
-being too weird* so thats within itself a reason to watch this show.
-
-*** Moral Orel
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: moral-orel
-    :END:
-Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to
-go to church. Could /NEVER/ have a deep dark plot that will make even
-the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo /very
-innocent/ ever be *removed from Adult Swim for being too dark*.
-
-*** Futurama
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: futurama
-    :END:
-I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my
-favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on
-humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching
-either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to
-wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad
-got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom
-she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he
-was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama
-and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why *you should
-show your children Futurama at a young age*. Look at me, I watched it at
-6 and I turned out fine.
-
-*** Venture Bros
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: venture-bros
-    :END:
-One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist
-that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass
-shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a
-single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was I would be
-a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that
-or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special
-ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first
-and last time and says "fuck you faggot".
-
-*** South Park
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: south-park
-    :END:
-While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job
-on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South
-Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I
-want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the
-real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You
-may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You
-also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. *You know who you
-are.* Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman
-has my respect.
-
-** Anime
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: anime
-   :END:
-*** Ebichu
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: ebichu
-    :END:
-Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named
-Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy.
-Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The
-hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It
-will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I
-believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil
-homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian
-who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen
-between a husband and wife to create children.
-
-*** Neon Genesis Evangelion
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: neon-genesis-evangelion
-    :END:
-*Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!* Where do I sign up?! You
-don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being
-big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to
-14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on
-their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good
-Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the
-holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show.
-You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need
-to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these
-days am I right?
-
-*** Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water
-    :END:
-The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that
-makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the
-best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian,
-Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at
-war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia
-and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with
-the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though
-they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a
-evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue
-waters out of 10.5.
-
-*** Fooly Cooly
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: fooly-cooly
-    :END:
-Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an
-unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking
-and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created
-FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game
-[[https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter][here]].
-
-*** Serial Experiments Lain
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: serial-experiments-lain
-    :END:
-Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you
-dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come
-across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single
-neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it
-out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love
-Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned
-I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain.
-
-[[file:images/lain.gif]]
-
-*** Dead Leaves
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: dead-leaves
-    :END:
-This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance.
-Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch
-it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun
-point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and
-ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are
-giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because
-their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over
-human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to
-happen!!!
-
-*** Studio Ghibli movies in general
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: studio-ghibli-movies-in-general
-    :END:
-Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling,
-character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next time
-you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess
-Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking
-Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw
-droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic
-design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American
-studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who
-are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They
-use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want
-violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It
-shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta
-fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and
-can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there
-who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when
-your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and
-putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar
-film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high
-return.
-
-*** Kino's Journey
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: kinos-journey
-    :END:
-Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a
-cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days
-to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very
-little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting
-burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out
-of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically
-unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass
-kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who
-can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is
-outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even
-possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be
-free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system.
-
-*** Gunbuster
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: gunbuster
-    :END:
-Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all
-the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon
-Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!
-
-*** No.6
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: no.6
-    :END:
-A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I
-totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for
-being so helplessly underrated.
-
-*** Space Dandy
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: space-dandy
-    :END:
-This is a funky ass anime. No, *it is not like Cowboy Bebop*. It has
-some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the
-most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often
-than it has the right to be.
-
-*** Paranoia Agent
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: paranoia-agent
-    :END:
-A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show.
-
-*** Stiens;Gate
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: stiensgate
-    :END:
-John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a
-fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking
-time travel.
-
-*** Gurren Lagann
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: gurren-lagann
-    :END:
-Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an
-entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis
-Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about
-what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on *big
-fucking mecha fuck ya!* And you know sometimes a person just needs some
-*fuck ya!* in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like
-FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child
-of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a
-night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that
-happened.
-
-*** Hunter X Hunter
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: hunter-x-hunter
-    :END:
-This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido
-dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido
-dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into
-it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at
-home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends!
-
-*** Erased
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: erased
-    :END:
-Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few
-episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and
-bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that
-does that? Well anyways *the killer is the teacher!*
-
-*** Attack on Titan
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: attack-on-titan
-    :END:
-Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually
-finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is
-actually a mecha anime and *the titans are mecha!* This anime is
-actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the
-same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds
-without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really
-try.
-
-*** The Promised Neverland
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: the-promised-neverland
-    :END:
-I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways *the
-children are food for beasts!* The second season is quite hated. Yes, it
-does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be
-able to enjoy it a tiny bit.
-
-*** The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k
-    :END:
-Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like
-me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my
-time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope.
-Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should
-you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. *Saiki K is life,
-Saiki is love.*
-
-*** Mob Psycho 100
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: mob-psycho-100
-    :END:
-Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K.
-He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its
-a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you
-really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?
-
-*** One Punch Man
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: one-punch-man
-    :END:
-The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master
-piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't.
-btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch.
-
-*** Carlotte
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: carlotte
-    :END:
-Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever
-done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any
-good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way
-quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind
-powers.
-
-** Movies
-   :PROPERTIES:
-   :CUSTOM_ID: movies
-   :END:
-I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much
-anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember.
-
-*** Labyrinth
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: labyrinth
-    :END:
-It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this
-masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift
-store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun
-fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no
-makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.\\
-\\
-I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the
-statistics I got from a trust worthy source:
-[[file:images/bisexual_rates.jpg]]
-
-*** pi1998
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: pi1998
-    :END:
-A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to
-unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and
-white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned
-out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday
-settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more
-introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little
-careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really
-uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and
-grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to
-overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like
-when Max was held at gun point and at the end when *he drills a hole in
-his head*. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (:
-
-*** The Emperor's New Groove
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: the-emperors-new-groove
-    :END:
-Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few
-disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works.
-Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty
-well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck
-this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a
-little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good
-movy.
-
-*** The Matrix
-    :PROPERTIES:
-    :CUSTOM_ID: the-matrix
-    :END:
-I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but
-I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term
-redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to
-take the redpill. *Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty
-business, being a alpha male... is not how you take the redpill!* All
-those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I
-will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual
-movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have
-already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless
-unless you can turn it into a mad man rant.