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| author | nathansmith <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-05-23 07:43:34 -0600 |
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diff --git a/testTheThing/tv_corner.html b/testTheThing/tv_corner.html deleted file mode 100644 index eee898a..0000000 --- a/testTheThing/tv_corner.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,402 +0,0 @@ -<!DOCTYPE html> -<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> -<head> - <title>Tv corner</title> - <style> - <![CDATA[ - - body { - color: black; - background-image: url('images/tv_background.png'); - } - - table { - color: black; - background-color: #bebebe; - margin-top: 10px; - margin-bottom: 10px; - margin-left: 10px; - margin-right: 10px; - } - - ]]> - </style> -</head> -<body> - <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt= - "Back to home page" /></a> - <center> - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> - <p>Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!</p> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2> - <p>You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people - check out <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target= - "_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about pirating check out - <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target= - "_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to have more optinos, - get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait for it to - buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>.<br /> - <br /> - Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't - trust your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:</p> - <ul> - <li> - <a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate - bay</a>. The old trusty torrenting site. - </li> - <li> - <a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime - torrenting site. - </li> - <li> - <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a> - </li> - <li> - <a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a> - </li> - <li> - <a href="https://www.torlock.com" target="_blank">torlock</a>. - The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while. - </li> - <li> - <a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" target= - "_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking one. - </li> - </ul> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Just like me fr</h2> - <p>These are characters I have shit in common with</p><img src= - "images/l.gif" alt="L" /> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt= - "Saiki K" /> <img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake" /> - <img src="images/professor.gif" alt= - "Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth" /> <img src="images/patrick.gif" - alt="Patrick Star" /> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk" /> - <img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="Lain" /> <img src= - "images/no-face.gif" alt="No face" /> <img src="images/max.jpg" alt= - "Max" /> <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt= - "Dr.Venture" /> <img src="images/mephesto.gif" alt="Dr.Mephesto" /> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Favorites</h2> - <p>This is an incomplete and ever growing list.</p> - <ul> - <li> - <a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a> - </li> - <li> - <a href="#anime">Anime</a> - </li> - <li> - <a href="#movies">Movies</a> - </li> - </ul> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2> - <h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> - <p>Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent - plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as - an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different - from each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns - you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When - you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in - all the layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn - it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from - Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason - to watch this show.</p> - <h3>Moral Orel</h3> - <p>Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that - likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> have a deep dark plot that - will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show - sooo <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for - being too dark</b>.</p> - <h3>Futurama</h3> - <p>I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was - always my favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals - and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my - dad watching either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was - no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person - building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke - show. When I asked my mom she always said "dad has to go work to - make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am - an adult I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead - of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your children - Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I - turned out fine.</p> - <h3>Venture Bros</h3> - <p>One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a - scientist that puts his work above the value of human life and - creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection - I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad - but if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just - like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex wife that - turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed by - christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and - says "fuck you faggot".</p> - <h3>South Park</h3> - <p>While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much - better job on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are - S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their - writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney - ever put out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park is - for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and is stupido - but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you - eat there anyways. <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my - favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect.</p> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2> - <h3>Ebichu</h3> - <p>Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster - named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner - happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your - children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a - beautiful anime. It will teach your children good Christian values. - I use to be a sinner. I believed in sinful things like Darwin and - science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All thanks to - Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything - and holly sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create - children.</p> - <h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> - <p><b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I - sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. - Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the - mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots - with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is - known for its fan service. For you good Christians out there fan - service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of God. - Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just - by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need to get the - sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these days am I - right?</p> - <h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> - <p>The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of - anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water - is one of the best anime of all times. The anime is about some - liberal vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged - trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band kids who created a - Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her annoying french boyfriend got - caught up in the whole mess with the band kids who have the ego of a - average jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm - trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady with super - stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue waters out of - 10.5.</p> - <h3>Fooly Cooly</h3> - <p>Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as - an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much - thinking and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they - created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game <a href= - "https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" target= - "_blank">here</a>.</p> - <h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3> - <p>Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. - If you dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you - will come across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a - single neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so - check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. - Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named - Nathan than I learned I am actually Lain. You are also named - Lain.</p><img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain" /> - <h3>Dead Leaves</h3> - <p>This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in - existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you - need to watch it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and - kittens at gun point telling you to go watch it. I have already - killed one or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you I - mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling you with their - geist to go watch it because their lives are on the line. I love - animals and value their life over human life but when you aren't - watching Dead Leaves something needs to happen!!!</p> - <h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> - <p>Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, - character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next - time you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like - Princess Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother - fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art - with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters - with realistic design and realistic lifelike interactions with one - another. American studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless - CGI made by artists who are kept on a short leash and the stories - are just war propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to - sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess Mononoke. - Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you war is fucking bloody - and terrible and not something you wanta fool around with. btw don't - get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art - and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are skilled at - their craft and can create beautiful things. But when your keeping - your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI - that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film - you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high - return.</p> - <h3>Kino's Journey</h3> - <p>Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country - on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for - 3 days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even - with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and - disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a - motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other side all that is - there is a politically unstable world waiting. One where the only - way to make money is ass kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders - making stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for all - long and why, homelessness is outlawed and systematically made as - painful as possible... even possitive change isn't an opinion. The - closest I have to a place to be free is on my computer and even that - is under attack by the system.</p> - <h3>Gunbuster</h3> - <p>Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality - swap all the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges - version of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!</p> - <h3>No.6</h3> - <p>A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. - Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it - is for being so helplessly underrated.</p> - <h3>Space Dandy</h3> - <p>This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy - Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop - quite a bit but for the most part it is its own anime. This show - gets overlooked way more often than it has the right to be.</p> - <h3>Paranoia Agent</h3> - <p>A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of - show.</p> - <h3>Stiens;Gate</h3> - <p>John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This - is a fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about - fucking time travel.</p> - <h3>Gurren Lagann</h3> - <p>Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could - make an entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike - Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to - actually care about what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It - goes all deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know - sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and - this is the perfect anime for that. Like FLCL everything is a cock - joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time - FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You should - count yourself luckly you weren't around when that happened.</p> - <h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3> - <p>This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its - stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I - am a stupido dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few - episodes to get into it but once you do you will be printing out - your own hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido - dweeb friends!</p> - <h3>Erased</h3> - <p>Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few - episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and - bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one - that does that? Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b></p> - <h3>Attack on Titan</h3> - <p>Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have - actually finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack - on Titan is actually a mecha anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> - This anime is actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis - Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain - site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? - Yes, I can go 3 if I really try.</p> - <h3>The Promised Neverland</h3> - <p>I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well - anyways <b>the children are food for beasts!</b> The second season - is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but if you keep your exceptations - low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.</p> - <h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> - <p>Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af - just like me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be - doing with my time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do - your taxes? Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do - your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K - out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.</b></p> - <h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3> - <p>Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like - Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking - powerful. Its a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you - don't. Do you really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?</p> - <h3>One Punch Man</h3> - <p>The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this - master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if - you don't. btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one - punch.</p> - <h3>Carlotte</h3> - <p>Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one - have ever done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam - thing any good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go - either way quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with - my mind powers.</p> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="movies">Movies</h2> - <p>I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much - anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually - remember.</p> - <h3>Labyrinth</h3> - <p>It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this - masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a - thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all - time. Fun fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking - like that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just - do.<br /> - <br /> - I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the - statistics I got from a trust worthy source: <img src= - "images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual rates" /></p> - <h3>pi1998</h3> - <p>A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method - to unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black - and white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it - turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple - everyday settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, - more introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the - little careful things the main character Max does throughout the - film really uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures - of bugs and grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday - things we tend to overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very - extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and at the end - when <b>he drills a hole in his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope - you see it already (:</p> - <h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3> - <p>Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a - select few disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those - selected works. Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I - remember it pretty well. disney wishes they never made it so it has - to be good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched like a - million times when I was a little tiny ass fucker and its chaos - helped shape me. Ye, so veri good movy.</p> - <h3>The Matrix</h3> - <p>I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the - point but I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing - the term redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling - you how to take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, - starting a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you - take the redpill!</b> All those things are social constructs - enforced by culture and society. I will rant about this more - somewhere else later. Back to the actual movie. The Matrix is fire. - You already know that though because you have already watched it. - Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you can - turn it into a mad man rant.</p> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - </center> -</body> -</html> |