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diff --git a/tv_corner.html b/tv_corner.html index cbdd766..2c40c52 100644 --- a/tv_corner.html +++ b/tv_corner.html @@ -1,563 +1,400 @@ <!DOCTYPE html> <html> - <head> - <title>Tv corner</title> - -<style> + <title>Tv corner</title> + <style> -body { + body { color: black; background-image: url('images/tv_background.png'); -} - -table { - color: black; - background-color: #bebebe; - margin-top: 10px; - margin-bottom: 10px; - margin-left: 10px; - margin-right: 10px; -} - -</style> - + } + + table { + color: black; + background-color: #bebebe; + margin-top: 10px; + margin-bottom: 10px; + margin-left: 10px; + margin-right: 10px; + } + + </style> </head> - <body> - <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt="Back to home - page"/></a> - - <center> - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to - do?</h2> - <p> - Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste - time! - </p> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2> - <p> - You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non - techy people check out - <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" - target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about - pirating check out - <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" - target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to - have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p - shit, not have to wait for it to buffer... <b>you need - to torrent</b>. <br/><br/> Torrenting sites are - popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your - search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: - </p> - <ul> - <li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org" - target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>. The old trusty - torrenting site.</li> - <li><a href="https://nyaa.si" - target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting - site.</li> - <li> - <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a> - </li> - <li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com" - target="_blank">rarbg</a></li> - <li><a href="https://www.torlock.com" - target="_blank">torlock</a>. The site gets shut - down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> - <li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" - target="_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking - one.</li> - </ul> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Just like me fr</h2> - <p> - These are characters I have shit in common with - </p> - <img src="images/l.gif" alt="L"/> - <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="Saiki K"/> - <img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake"/> - <img src="images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert - J. Farnsworth"/> <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick - Star"/> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"/> - <img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="Lain"/> - <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="No face"/> - <img src="images/max.jpg" alt="Max"/> - <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" - alt="Dr.Venture"/> <img src="images/mephesto.gif" - alt="Dr.Mephesto"/> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - - <table border="1" width="60%"> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2>Favorites</h2> - <p> - This is an incomplete and ever growing list. - </p> - <ul> - <li><a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a></li> - <li><a href="#anime">Anime</a></li> - <li><a href="#movies">Movies</a></li> - </ul> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2> - - <h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> - <p> - Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of - coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... - Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on - someones trip. Each episode is different from each - other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any - patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an - unlinear story. When you really watch <b>get off your - phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and - everything will make sense only for you to learn it was - all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed - from Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within - itself a reason to watch this show. - </p> - - <h3>Moral Orel</h3> - <p> - Just a sweet little claymation about a good little - child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> - have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest - of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo - <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim - for being too dark</b>. - </p> - - <h3>Futurama</h3> - <p> - I first watched this show when I was ~6 years - old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed - the backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When - getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching - either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was - no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring - old person building while my dad got to instead watch - Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom she - always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we - came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult - I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show - instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should - show your children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at - me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine. - </p> - - <h3>Venture Bros</h3> - <p> - One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a - INTP, a scientist that puts his work above the value of - human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock - and has a record collection I approve of, is a single - dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was - I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just - like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex - wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who - when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for - the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot". - </p> - - <h3>South Park</h3> - <p> - While I do think some of the shows written on this did - a much better job on writing and mixing it with good - humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A - tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I - want its still way better than anything disney ever put - out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park - is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park - sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also - say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. - <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite - character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect. - </p> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2> - - <h3>Ebichu</h3> - <p> - Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute - hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very - hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and - g-rated. You should show it to your children. The - hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a - beautiful anime. It will teach your children good - Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed in - sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in - evil homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am - now a good Christian who believes God created - everything and holly sex can only happen between a - husband and wife to create children. - </p> - - <h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> - <p> - <b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> - Where do I sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats - what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck - ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes - to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the - weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is - known for its fan service. For you good Christians out - there fan service means the writters gave the fans the - holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very - Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry - about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful - teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these - days am I right? - </p> - - <h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> - <p> - The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the - standards of anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia: - The Secret of Blue Water is one of the best anime of - all times. The anime is about some liberal - vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement - aged trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band - kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her - annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole - mess with the band kids who have the ego of a average - jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm - trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady - with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime - 9 blue waters out of 10.5. - </p> - - <h3>Fooly Cooly</h3> - <p> - Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis - Evangelion as an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis - Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers - wanted a little simple stupido show so they created - FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game - <a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" - target="_blank">here</a>. - </p> - - <h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3> - <p> - Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern - internet. If you dig around these kinds of small as ass - personal websites you will come across Lain references - alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities - user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so - check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am - Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy - Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned - I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. - </p> - <img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain"/> - - <h3>Dead Leaves</h3> - <p> - This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced - film in existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total - trip. Not only do you need to watch it but you have to - watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point - telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one - or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you - I mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling - you with their geist to go watch it because their lives - are on the line. I love animals and value their life - over human life but when you aren't watching Dead - Leaves something needs to happen!!! - </p> - - <h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> - <p> - Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story - telling, character design... all way out classes - studios like disney. Next time you want to chill and - watch a movie go watch something like Princess Mononoke - or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother - fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli - makes true art with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops - and well made characters with realistic design and - realistic lifelike interactions with one - another. American studios spend billions on cheaply - made soulless CGI made by artists who are kept on a - short leash and the stories are just war - propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to - sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess - Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you - war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something - you wanta fool around with. btw don't get me wrong - about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art - and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are - skilled at their craft and can create beautiful - things. But when your keeping your artists on a leash, - cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI that looks - like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film - you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic - product for high return. - </p> - - <h3>Kino's Journey</h3> - <p> - Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country - to country on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only - staying at each place for 3 days to enjoy it but not - long enough to get too attatched. Even with very little - money for much, trade school to get done, and - disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta - get a motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other - side all that is there is a politically unstable world - waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass - kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making - stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for - all long and why, homelessness is outlawed and - systematically made as painful as possible... even - possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have - to a place to be free is on my computer and even that - is under attack by the system. - </p> - - <h3>Gunbuster</h3> - <p> - Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and - personality swap all the characters. Also an older and - rough around the edges version of Neon Genesis - Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! - </p> - - <h3>No.6</h3> - <p> - A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay - ass show. Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as - much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly - underrated. - </p> - - <h3>Space Dandy</h3> - <p> - This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy - Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at - Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it is - its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often - than it has the right to be. - </p> - - <h3>Paranoia Agent</h3> - <p> - A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball - bat. My kind of show. - </p> - - <h3>Stiens;Gate</h3> - <p> - John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking - anime. This is a fucking great anime and you should - fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel. - </p> - - <h3>Gurren Lagann</h3> - <p> - Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear - I could make an entire website on just studio Gainax - mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren - Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what - piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all - deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you - know sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b> - in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. - Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways - Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time FLCL - and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You - should count yourself luckly you weren't around when - that happened. - </p> - - <h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3> - <p> - This anime changed my mind about not watching anime - because its stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is - stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so I fuck - with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into - it but once you do you will be printing out your own - hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido - dweeb friends! - </p> - - <h3>Erased</h3> - <p> - Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends - are a few episodes in and they ask you not to spoil - it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the entire - mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that? - Well anyways - <b>the killer is the teacher!</b> - </p> - - <h3>Attack on Titan</h3> - <p> - Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido - dweebs have actually finished. it. For you Joe's and - his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha - anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is - actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis - Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are - hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds without - bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if - I really try. - </p> - - <h3>The Promised Neverland</h3> - <p> - I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on - Titan. Well anyways <b>the children are food for - beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it - does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you - will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit. - </p> - - <h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> - <p> - Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is - autistic af just like me fr. If you ever sit around - and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the - answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? - Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do - your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can - watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is - love.</b> - </p> - - <h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3> - <p> - Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af - just like Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he - believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement - you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you - really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? - </p> - - <h3>One Punch Man</h3> - <p> - The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also - made this master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill - you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is about a - dude who can kill anyone in one punch. - </p> - - <h3>Carlotte</h3> - <p> - Another anime about people with special powers. So - OG. No one have ever done that. Well anyways the real - question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the - answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way - quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you - with my mind powers. - </p> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2 id="movies">Movies</h2> - <p> - I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch - movies much anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I - can actually remember. - </p> - - <h3>Labyrinth</h3> - <p> - It always pains me to learn there are people who havent - seen this masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on - a cheap VHS from a thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the - number one greatest movie of all time. Fun fact: David - Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like - that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? - I just do. <br/><br/> I have a theory this movie turns - people bisexual. Just look at the statistics I got from - a trust worthy source: - <img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual - rates"/> - </p> - - <h3>pi1998</h3> - <p> - A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow - analytical method to unfolding the plot. May people - dislike the high constrast black and white but I - personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it - turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white - film, the simple everyday settings, the simple yet - detailed character interactions, more introverted - outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little - careful things the main character Max does throughout - the film really uncovers a more small detailed world - like those pictures of bugs and grass outclose that - shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to - overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very - extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and - at the end when <b>he drills a hole in his - head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already - (: - </p> - - <h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3> - <p> - Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still - like a select few disney things. The Emperor's new - Groove is one of those selected works. Not going to lie - I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty - well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be - good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched - like a million times when I was a little tiny ass - fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good - movy. - </p> - - <h3>The Matrix</h3> - <p> - I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because - whats the point but I need to rant about something. All - of you are misusing the term redpill. People like - mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to take - the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting - a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you - take the redpill!</b> All those things are social - constructs enforced by culture and society. I will rant - about this more somewhere else later. Back to the - actual movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that - though because you have already watched it. Thats why - rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you - can turn it into a mad man rant. - </p> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - </center> + <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt= + "Back to home page"></a> + <center> + <table border="1" width="60%"> + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> + <p>Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!</p> + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2> + <p>You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people + check out <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target= + "_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about pirating check out + <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target= + "_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to have more optinos, + get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait for it to + buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>.<br> + <br> + Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't + trust your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:</p> + <ul> + <li> + <a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate + bay</a>. The old trusty torrenting site. + </li> + <li> + <a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime + torrenting site. + </li> + <li> + <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a> + </li> + <li> + <a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a> + </li> + <li> + <a href="https://www.torlock.com" target="_blank">torlock</a>. + The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while. + </li> + <li> + <a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" target= + "_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking one. + </li> + </ul> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <table border="1" width="60%"> + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Just like me fr</h2> + <p>These are characters I have shit in common with</p><img src= + "images/l.gif" alt="L"> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="Saiki K"> + <img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake"> <img src= + "images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"> + <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick Star"> <img src= + "images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"> <img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" + alt="Lain"> <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="No face"> <img src= + "images/max.jpg" alt="Max"> <img src= + "images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt="Dr.Venture"> <img src= + "images/mephesto.gif" alt="Dr.Mephesto"> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <table border="1" width="60%"> + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Favorites</h2> + <p>This is an incomplete and ever growing list.</p> + <ul> + <li> + <a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a> + </li> + <li> + <a href="#anime">Anime</a> + </li> + <li> + <a href="#movies">Movies</a> + </li> + </ul> + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2> + <h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> + <p>Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent + plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as + an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different + from each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns + you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When + you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in + all the layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn + it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from + Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason + to watch this show.</p> + <h3>Moral Orel</h3> + <p>Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that + likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> have a deep dark plot that + will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show + sooo <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for + being too dark</b>.</p> + <h3>Futurama</h3> + <p>I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was + always my favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals + and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my + dad watching either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was + no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person + building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke + show. When I asked my mom she always said "dad has to go work to + make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am + an adult I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead + of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your children + Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I + turned out fine.</p> + <h3>Venture Bros</h3> + <p>One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a + scientist that puts his work above the value of human life and + creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection + I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad + but if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just + like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex wife that + turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed by + christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and + says "fuck you faggot".</p> + <h3>South Park</h3> + <p>While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much + better job on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are + S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their + writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney + ever put out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park is + for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and is stupido + but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you + eat there anyways. <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my + favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect.</p> + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2> + <h3>Ebichu</h3> + <p>Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster + named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner + happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your + children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a + beautiful anime. It will teach your children good Christian values. + I use to be a sinner. I believed in sinful things like Darwin and + science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All thanks to + Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything + and holly sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create + children.</p> + <h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> + <p><b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I + sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. + Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the + mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots + with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is + known for its fan service. For you good Christians out there fan + service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of God. + Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just + by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need to get the + sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these days am I + right?</p> + <h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> + <p>The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of + anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water + is one of the best anime of all times. The anime is about some + liberal vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged + trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band kids who created a + Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her annoying french boyfriend got + caught up in the whole mess with the band kids who have the ego of a + average jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm + trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady with super + stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue waters out of + 10.5.</p> + <h3>Fooly Cooly</h3> + <p>Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as + an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much + thinking and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they + created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game <a href= + "https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" target= + "_blank">here</a>.</p> + <h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3> + <p>Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. + If you dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you + will come across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a + single neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so + check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. + Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named + Nathan than I learned I am actually Lain. You are also named + Lain.</p><img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain"> + <h3>Dead Leaves</h3> + <p>This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in + existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you + need to watch it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and + kittens at gun point telling you to go watch it. I have already + killed one or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you I + mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling you with their + geist to go watch it because their lives are on the line. I love + animals and value their life over human life but when you aren't + watching Dead Leaves something needs to happen!!!</p> + <h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> + <p>Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, + character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next + time you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like + Princess Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother + fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art + with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters + with realistic design and realistic lifelike interactions with one + another. American studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless + CGI made by artists who are kept on a short leash and the stories + are just war propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to + sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess Mononoke. + Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you war is fucking bloody + and terrible and not something you wanta fool around with. btw don't + get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art + and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are skilled at + their craft and can create beautiful things. But when your keeping + your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI + that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film + you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high + return.</p> + <h3>Kino's Journey</h3> + <p>Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country + on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for + 3 days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even + with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and + disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a + motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other side all that is + there is a politically unstable world waiting. One where the only + way to make money is ass kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders + making stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for all + long and why, homelessness is outlawed and systematically made as + painful as possible... even possitive change isn't an opinion. The + closest I have to a place to be free is on my computer and even that + is under attack by the system.</p> + <h3>Gunbuster</h3> + <p>Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality + swap all the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges + version of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!</p> + <h3>No.6</h3> + <p>A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. + Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it + is for being so helplessly underrated.</p> + <h3>Space Dandy</h3> + <p>This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy + Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop + quite a bit but for the most part it is its own anime. This show + gets overlooked way more often than it has the right to be.</p> + <h3>Paranoia Agent</h3> + <p>A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of + show.</p> + <h3>Stiens;Gate</h3> + <p>John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This + is a fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about + fucking time travel.</p> + <h3>Gurren Lagann</h3> + <p>Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could + make an entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike + Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to + actually care about what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It + goes all deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know + sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and + this is the perfect anime for that. Like FLCL everything is a cock + joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time + FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You should + count yourself luckly you weren't around when that happened.</p> + <h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3> + <p>This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its + stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I + am a stupido dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few + episodes to get into it but once you do you will be printing out + your own hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido + dweeb friends!</p> + <h3>Erased</h3> + <p>Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few + episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and + bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one + that does that? Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b></p> + <h3>Attack on Titan</h3> + <p>Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have + actually finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack + on Titan is actually a mecha anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> + This anime is actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis + Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain + site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? + Yes, I can go 3 if I really try.</p> + <h3>The Promised Neverland</h3> + <p>I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well + anyways <b>the children are food for beasts!</b> The second season + is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but if you keep your exceptations + low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.</p> + <h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> + <p>Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af + just like me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be + doing with my time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do + your taxes? Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do + your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K + out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.</b></p> + <h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3> + <p>Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like + Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking + powerful. Its a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you + don't. Do you really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?</p> + <h3>One Punch Man</h3> + <p>The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this + master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if + you don't. btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one + punch.</p> + <h3>Carlotte</h3> + <p>Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one + have ever done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam + thing any good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go + either way quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with + my mind powers.</p> + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <h2 id="movies">Movies</h2> + <p>I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much + anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually + remember.</p> + <h3>Labyrinth</h3> + <p>It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this + masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a + thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all + time. Fun fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking + like that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just + do.<br> + <br> + I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the + statistics I got from a trust worthy source: <img src= + "images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual rates"></p> + <h3>pi1998</h3> + <p>A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method + to unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black + and white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it + turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple + everyday settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, + more introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the + little careful things the main character Max does throughout the + film really uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures + of bugs and grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday + things we tend to overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very + extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and at the end + when <b>he drills a hole in his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope + you see it already (:</p> + <h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3> + <p>Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a + select few disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those + selected works. Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I + remember it pretty well. disney wishes they never made it so it has + to be good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched like a + million times when I was a little tiny ass fucker and its chaos + helped shape me. Ye, so veri good movy.</p> + <h3>The Matrix</h3> + <p>I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the + point but I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing + the term redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling + you how to take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, + starting a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you + take the redpill!</b> All those things are social constructs + enforced by culture and society. I will rant about this more + somewhere else later. Back to the actual movie. The Matrix is fire. + You already know that though because you have already watched it. + Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you can + turn it into a mad man rant.</p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + </center> </body> </html> |