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diff --git a/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..065b9af --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.txt @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ +All the fucking time on reddit anything anyone says gets rendered at best an +invalid argument and at worse complete nonsense that the mindless redditor +cant decode all because a slight spelling error or some stuppa shit like using +_to_ instead of _too_. In school they punish everyone for even things that +arent spelling errors. Used ' in the wrong context? You failed. All you +brashwased shitholes are screaming and crying right now and have already +rendered everything on this entire website invalid nonsense, eye no u our +(passive agressive use of wrong words try reading it out loud). + +### How does proper spelling and _grammer_ get created? + + 1. A person a long time ago throws shit at the wall. + 2. That shit dries up and stays on the wall. + 3. The shit gets so dry no one can tell its shit anymore. + 4. New shit starts getting wiped off while the old dried shit never gets cleaned off. + 5. Everyone starts claiming the shit is actually cement and scraping it off will cause the entire building to fall apart crushing and killing everyone inside. + +William Shakespeare wouldnt even spell his own name the same way every time +yet the shit he threw at the wall dictates a lot of modern english? Go fuck +yourself. Thats how things use to be. There was not really rules with spelling +or grammer (if I keep spelling it that way it will no longer be a error). +Instead writers would spell things however the fuck they want. All those "'" +"," ":" ";"... would just get thrown where ever the fuck they felt it should +go. Than some fucks decided to look for patterns in the chaos. Where their +patterns to be found? Nope. But they sure had a fun time pretending their our. +Now we are stuck with all this bullshit like "to", "two", "2", and "too". Dont +even get me started on commas for fucks shake! Every natural language has its +own version of that bullshit so dont go crying to me your language is somehow +better. + +### How adding standards to natural languages creates newspeak + +When they decide what is shit and what is _cement_ they are carving out a +shape they find pleasing from the terrible flesh monster of a natural language +in its full bloody glory. While taming the monster they are just limiting it, +turning a angel into a eva (spoiler hehehe). This what newspeak is. Yes, +chaotic language and lack of standards are a problem. But taming natural +language isnt the way forward. + +### _But actually constructed languages are newspeak_ + +Yes, they can be. Though what gives carving down a natural language for mind +control its edge is 1: its pre-existing cultural context, 2: its ease of use +for early generations of speakers, 3: the blindspots of natural language... +Instead of cutting down we need to build from the ground up. A language can be +simple and powerful. **We need human languages more like lisp and less like +java and c++.** Newspeak would be python lol. + +### Commit language vandalism + +Lets face it, people will not give up their faulty natural languages let alone +agree on a single constructed language or even a handfull. Its time we stop +respecting the rules of language. Misspell things everywhere! Making blogs, +books, articles... misspell!!! Your a editor or teacher? Let mistakes slide. +Your a reviewer or someone along those lines? Stop judging things based off +their spelling. We need to let bad spelling and grammer get so out of hand we +will be forced to switch to a constructed language. + +agressivve + |