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+#+SETUPFILE: ../org-templates/level-1.org
+#+TITLE: Truth
+#+BACKGROUND_IMAGE: images/truth_background.jpg
+#+options: toc:nil num:nil
+
+* Everything on .org sites is true
+  :PROPERTIES:
+  :CUSTOM_ID: everything-on-.org-sites-is-true
+  :END:
+As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special
+process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust
+worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going
+through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and
+I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a
+badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been
+scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the
+highest standards.
+
+[[file:images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif]]\\
+*Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth*\\
+*No lies on my website!*
+
+** True things
+   :PROPERTIES:
+   :CUSTOM_ID: true-things
+   :END:
++ Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
++ The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever
+  thought someone would actually read a book that boring.
++ Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very
+  sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
++ Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind
+  and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham
+  crackers.
++ Women give birth out of their asshole.
++ Everything in the book of mormon is true.
++ Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two
+  sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car
+  since car companies are making them better for the environment every
+  year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting
+  money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of
+  yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your
+  greety consumerism.
++ In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the
+  two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and
+  freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.
++ 16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the
+  content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.
++ The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while
+  another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and
+  licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in
+  church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the
+  hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where
+  eggs come from.
++ Women have two assholes.
++ Everything in the bible is true.
++ All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same
+  effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know
+  the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done
+  every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone
+  have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.
++ The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts
+  of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the
+  history books.
++ The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox
+  news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and
+  not part of the media.
++ CNN is marxist.
++ Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They
+  are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be
+  a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half
+  evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain
+  indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking
+  political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should
+  remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.
++ Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male
+  DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the
+  work of Satan.
++ Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex
+  with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
++ Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
++ The earth is flat.
++ All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into
+  modern liberal society.
++ You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses.
+  All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore
+  marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth
+  because half-truths don't exist.
++ Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.
++ God is real.
++ Goofy is a cow.
++ You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you
+  choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do
+  that.
++ Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
++ Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days
+  when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good
+  for you.
++ Cake is healthy.
++ Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can
+  fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.
++ The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need
+  to be less woke.
++ A hot dog is a sandwich.
++ Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
++ The church of scientology is true.
++ Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local
+  electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.
++ Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for
+  everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
+  performance and user privacy.
++ Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
++ Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known
+  to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.