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diff --git a/org/tv-corner.org b/org/tv-corner.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..07e8ba2 --- /dev/null +++ b/org/tv-corner.org @@ -0,0 +1,438 @@ +#+SETUPFILE: ../org-templates/level-1.org +#+TITLE: TV Corner +#+BACKGROUND_IMAGE: images/tv_background.png + +* Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do? + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do + :END: +Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! + +* Where do I watch X show? + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: where-do-i-watch-x-show + :END: +You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check +out [[https://www.wcostream.tv/][wcostream]]. To learn more about +pirating check out [[https://fmhy.pages.dev][freemediaheckyeah]]. If you +want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not +have to wait for it to buffer... *you need to torrent*.\\ +\\ +Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust +your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: + ++ [[https://thepiratebay.org][The pirate bay]]. The old trusty + torrenting site. ++ [[https://nyaa.si][nyaa]]. The anime torrenting site. ++ [[https://eztvx.to][EZTV]] ++ [[https://rarbg-official.com][rarbg]] ++ [[https://www.torlock.com][torlock]]. The site gets shut down a lot + and was even torlock2 for a while. ++ [[https://www.limetorrents.lol][limetorrents]]. Scary looking one. + +* Just like me fr + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: just-like-me-fr + :END: +These are characters I have shit in common with + +[[file:images/l.gif]] [[file:images/saiki.jpg]] +[[file:images/kakashi.jpg]] [[file:images/professor.gif]] +[[file:images/patrick.gif]] [[file:images/ryuk.gif]] +[[file:images/medsize_lain.gif]] [[file:images/no-face.gif]] +[[file:images/max.jpg]] [[file:images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg]] +[[file:images/mephesto.gif]] + +* Cartoons + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: cartoons + :END: +** Xavier: Renegade Angel + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: xavier-renegade-angel + :END: +Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, +anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as an +outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from +each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you +might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you +really watch *get off your phone* you will find meaning in all the +layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all +for nothing. Well anyways his show was *removed from Adult Swim for +being too weird* so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. + +** Moral Orel + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: moral-orel + :END: +Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to +go to church. Could /NEVER/ have a deep dark plot that will make even +the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo /very +innocent/ ever be *removed from Adult Swim for being too dark*. + +** Futurama + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: futurama + :END: +I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my +favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on +humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching +either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to +wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad +got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom +she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he +was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama +and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why *you should +show your children Futurama at a young age*. Look at me, I watched it at +6 and I turned out fine. + +** Venture Bros + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: venture-bros + :END: +One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist +that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass +shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a +single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was I would be +a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that +or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special +ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first +and last time and says "fuck you faggot". + +** South Park + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: south-park + :END: +While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job +on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South +Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I +want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the +real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You +may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You +also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. *You know who you +are.* Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman +has my respect. + +* Anime + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: anime + :END: +** Ebichu + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: ebichu + :END: +Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named +Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. +Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The +hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It +will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I +believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil +homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian +who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen +between a husband and wife to create children. + +** Neon Genesis Evangelion + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: neon-genesis-evangelion + :END: +*Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!* Where do I sign up?! You +don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being +big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to +14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on +their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good +Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the +holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. +You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need +to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these +days am I right? + +** Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water + :END: +The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that +makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the +best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian, +Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at +war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia +and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with +the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though +they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a +evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue +waters out of 10.5. + +** Fooly Cooly + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: fooly-cooly + :END: +Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an +unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking +and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created +FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game +[[https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter][here]]. + +** Serial Experiments Lain + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: serial-experiments-lain + :END: +Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you +dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come +across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single +neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it +out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love +Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned +I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. + +[[file:images/lain.gif]] + +** Dead Leaves + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: dead-leaves + :END: +This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. +Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch +it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun +point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and +ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are +giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because +their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over +human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to +happen!!! + +** Studio Ghibli movies in general + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: studio-ghibli-movies-in-general + :END: +Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, +character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next time +you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess +Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking +Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw +droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic +design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American +studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who +are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They +use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want +violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It +shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta +fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and +can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there +who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when +your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and +putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar +film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high +return. + +** Kino's Journey + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: kinos-journey + :END: +Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a +cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days +to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very +little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting +burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out +of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically +unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass +kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who +can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is +outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even +possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be +free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system. + +** Gunbuster + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: gunbuster + :END: +Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all +the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon +Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! + +** No.6 + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: no.6 + :END: +A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I +totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for +being so helplessly underrated. + +** Space Dandy + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: space-dandy + :END: +This is a funky ass anime. No, *it is not like Cowboy Bebop*. It has +some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the +most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often +than it has the right to be. + +** Paranoia Agent + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: paranoia-agent + :END: +A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show. + +** Stiens;Gate + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: stiensgate + :END: +John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a +fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking +time travel. + +** Gurren Lagann + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: gurren-lagann + :END: +Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an +entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis +Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about +what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on *big +fucking mecha fuck ya!* And you know sometimes a person just needs some +*fuck ya!* in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like +FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child +of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a +night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that +happened. + +** Hunter X Hunter + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: hunter-x-hunter + :END: +This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido +dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido +dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into +it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at +home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends! + +** Erased + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: erased + :END: +Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few +episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and +bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that +does that? Well anyways *the killer is the teacher!* + +** Attack on Titan + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: attack-on-titan + :END: +Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually +finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is +actually a mecha anime and *the titans are mecha!* This anime is +actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the +same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds +without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really +try. + +** The Promised Neverland + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: the-promised-neverland + :END: +I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways *the +children are food for beasts!* The second season is quite hated. Yes, it +does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be +able to enjoy it a tiny bit. + +** The Disastrous Life of Saiki K + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k + :END: +Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like +me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my +time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. +Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should +you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. *Saiki K is life, +Saiki is love.* + +** Mob Psycho 100 + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: mob-psycho-100 + :END: +Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. +He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its +a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you +really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? + +** One Punch Man + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: one-punch-man + :END: +The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master +piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. +btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch. + +** Carlotte + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: carlotte + :END: +Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever +done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any +good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way +quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind +powers. + +* Movies + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: movies + :END: +I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much +anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember. + +** Labyrinth + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: labyrinth + :END: +It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this +masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift +store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun +fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no +makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.\\ +\\ +I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the +statistics I got from a trust worthy source: +[[file:images/bisexual_rates.jpg]] + +** pi1998 + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: pi1998 + :END: +A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to +unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and +white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned +out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday +settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more +introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little +careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really +uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and +grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to +overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like +when Max was held at gun point and at the end when *he drills a hole in +his head*. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (: + +** The Emperor's New Groove + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: the-emperors-new-groove + :END: +Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few +disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works. +Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty +well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck +this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a +little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good +movy. + +** The Matrix + :PROPERTIES: + :CUSTOM_ID: the-matrix + :END: +I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but +I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term +redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to +take the redpill. *Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty +business, being a alpha male... is not how you take the redpill!* All +those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I +will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual +movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have +already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless +unless you can turn it into a mad man rant. |