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-#+SETUPFILE: ../org-templates/level-1.org
-#+TITLE: Truth
-#+BACKGROUND_IMAGE: images/truth_background.jpg
-#+TOC: nil
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-* Everything on .org sites is true
- :PROPERTIES:
- :CUSTOM_ID: everything-on-.org-sites-is-true
- :END:
-As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special
-process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust
-worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going
-through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and
-I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a
-badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been
-scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the
-highest standards.
-
-[[file:images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif]]\\
-*Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth*\\
-*No lies on my website!*
-
-** True things
- :PROPERTIES:
- :CUSTOM_ID: true-things
- :END:
-+ Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
-+ The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever
- thought someone would actually read a book that boring.
-+ Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very
- sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
-+ Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind
- and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham
- crackers.
-+ Women give birth out of their asshole.
-+ Everything in the book of mormon is true.
-+ Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two
- sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car
- since car companies are making them better for the environment every
- year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting
- money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of
- yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your
- greety consumerism.
-+ In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the
- two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and
- freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.
-+ 16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the
- content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.
-+ The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while
- another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and
- licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in
- church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the
- hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where
- eggs come from.
-+ Women have two assholes.
-+ Everything in the bible is true.
-+ All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same
- effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know
- the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done
- every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone
- have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.
-+ The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts
- of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the
- history books.
-+ The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox
- news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and
- not part of the media.
-+ CNN is marxist.
-+ Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They
- are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be
- a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half
- evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain
- indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking
- political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should
- remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.
-+ Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male
- DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the
- work of Satan.
-+ Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex
- with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
-+ Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
-+ The earth is flat.
-+ All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into
- modern liberal society.
-+ You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses.
- All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore
- marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth
- because half-truths don't exist.
-+ Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.
-+ God is real.
-+ Goofy is a cow.
-+ You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you
- choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do
- that.
-+ Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
-+ Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days
- when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good
- for you.
-+ Cake is healthy.
-+ Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can
- fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.
-+ The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need
- to be less woke.
-+ A hot dog is a sandwich.
-+ Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
-+ The church of scientology is true.
-+ Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local
- electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.
-+ Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for
- everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
- performance and user privacy.
-+ Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
-+ Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known
- to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.