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diff --git a/testTheThing/org/tv-corner.org b/testTheThing/org/tv-corner.org deleted file mode 100644 index a57eb8f..0000000 --- a/testTheThing/org/tv-corner.org +++ /dev/null @@ -1,446 +0,0 @@ -[[file:index.html][[[file:images/back_home.png]]]] - -** Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do? - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: why-watch-dweeb-shit-when-there-are-useful-things-to-do - :END: -Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! - -** Where do I watch X show? - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: where-do-i-watch-x-show - :END: -You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check -out [[https://www.wcostream.tv/][wcostream]]. To learn more about -pirating check out [[https://fmhy.pages.dev][freemediaheckyeah]]. If you -want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not -have to wait for it to buffer... *you need to torrent*.\\ -\\ -Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust -your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: - -- [[https://thepiratebay.org][The pirate bay]]. The old trusty - torrenting site. -- [[https://nyaa.si][nyaa]]. The anime torrenting site. -- [[https://eztvx.to][EZTV]] -- [[https://rarbg-official.com][rarbg]] -- [[https://www.torlock.com][torlock]]. The site gets shut down a lot - and was even torlock2 for a while. -- [[https://www.limetorrents.lol][limetorrents]]. Scary looking one. - -** Just like me fr - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: just-like-me-fr - :END: -These are characters I have shit in common with - -[[file:images/l.gif]] [[file:images/saiki.jpg]] -[[file:images/kakashi.jpg]] [[file:images/professor.gif]] -[[file:images/patrick.gif]] [[file:images/ryuk.gif]] -[[file:images/medsize_lain.gif]] [[file:images/no-face.gif]] -[[file:images/max.jpg]] [[file:images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg]] -[[file:images/mephesto.gif]] - -** Favorites - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: favorites - :END: -This is an incomplete and ever growing list. - -- [[#cartoons][Cartoons]] -- [[#anime][Anime]] -- [[#movies][Movies]] - -** Cartoons - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: cartoons - :END: -*** Xavier: Renegade Angel - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: xavier-renegade-angel - :END: -Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, -anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as an -outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from -each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you -might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you -really watch *get off your phone* you will find meaning in all the -layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all -for nothing. Well anyways his show was *removed from Adult Swim for -being too weird* so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. - -*** Moral Orel - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: moral-orel - :END: -Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to -go to church. Could /NEVER/ have a deep dark plot that will make even -the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo /very -innocent/ ever be *removed from Adult Swim for being too dark*. - -*** Futurama - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: futurama - :END: -I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my -favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on -humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching -either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to -wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad -got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom -she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he -was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama -and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why *you should -show your children Futurama at a young age*. Look at me, I watched it at -6 and I turned out fine. - -*** Venture Bros - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: venture-bros - :END: -One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist -that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass -shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a -single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was I would be -a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that -or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special -ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first -and last time and says "fuck you faggot". - -*** South Park - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: south-park - :END: -While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job -on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South -Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I -want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the -real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You -may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You -also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. *You know who you -are.* Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman -has my respect. - -** Anime - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: anime - :END: -*** Ebichu - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: ebichu - :END: -Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named -Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. -Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The -hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It -will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I -believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil -homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian -who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen -between a husband and wife to create children. - -*** Neon Genesis Evangelion - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: neon-genesis-evangelion - :END: -*Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!* Where do I sign up?! You -don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being -big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to -14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on -their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good -Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the -holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. -You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need -to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these -days am I right? - -*** Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: nadia-the-secret-of-blue-water - :END: -The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that -makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the -best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian, -Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at -war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia -and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with -the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though -they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a -evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue -waters out of 10.5. - -*** Fooly Cooly - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: fooly-cooly - :END: -Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an -unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking -and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created -FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game -[[https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter][here]]. - -*** Serial Experiments Lain - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: serial-experiments-lain - :END: -Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you -dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come -across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single -neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it -out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love -Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned -I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. - -[[file:images/lain.gif]] - -*** Dead Leaves - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: dead-leaves - :END: -This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. -Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch -it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun -point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and -ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are -giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because -their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over -human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to -happen!!! - -*** Studio Ghibli movies in general - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: studio-ghibli-movies-in-general - :END: -Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, -character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next time -you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess -Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking -Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw -droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic -design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American -studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who -are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They -use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want -violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It -shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta -fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and -can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there -who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when -your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and -putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar -film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high -return. - -*** Kino's Journey - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: kinos-journey - :END: -Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a -cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days -to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very -little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting -burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out -of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically -unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass -kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who -can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is -outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even -possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be -free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system. - -*** Gunbuster - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: gunbuster - :END: -Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all -the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon -Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! - -*** No.6 - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: no.6 - :END: -A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I -totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for -being so helplessly underrated. - -*** Space Dandy - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: space-dandy - :END: -This is a funky ass anime. No, *it is not like Cowboy Bebop*. It has -some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the -most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often -than it has the right to be. - -*** Paranoia Agent - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: paranoia-agent - :END: -A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show. - -*** Stiens;Gate - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: stiensgate - :END: -John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a -fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking -time travel. - -*** Gurren Lagann - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: gurren-lagann - :END: -Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an -entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis -Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about -what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on *big -fucking mecha fuck ya!* And you know sometimes a person just needs some -*fuck ya!* in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like -FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child -of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a -night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that -happened. - -*** Hunter X Hunter - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: hunter-x-hunter - :END: -This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido -dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido -dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into -it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at -home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends! - -*** Erased - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: erased - :END: -Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few -episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and -bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that -does that? Well anyways *the killer is the teacher!* - -*** Attack on Titan - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: attack-on-titan - :END: -Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually -finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is -actually a mecha anime and *the titans are mecha!* This anime is -actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the -same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds -without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really -try. - -*** The Promised Neverland - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: the-promised-neverland - :END: -I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways *the -children are food for beasts!* The second season is quite hated. Yes, it -does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be -able to enjoy it a tiny bit. - -*** The Disastrous Life of Saiki K - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: the-disastrous-life-of-saiki-k - :END: -Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like -me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my -time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. -Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should -you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. *Saiki K is life, -Saiki is love.* - -*** Mob Psycho 100 - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: mob-psycho-100 - :END: -Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. -He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its -a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you -really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? - -*** One Punch Man - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: one-punch-man - :END: -The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master -piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. -btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch. - -*** Carlotte - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: carlotte - :END: -Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever -done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any -good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way -quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind -powers. - -** Movies - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: movies - :END: -I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much -anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember. - -*** Labyrinth - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: labyrinth - :END: -It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this -masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift -store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun -fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no -makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.\\ -\\ -I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the -statistics I got from a trust worthy source: -[[file:images/bisexual_rates.jpg]] - -*** pi1998 - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: pi1998 - :END: -A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to -unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and -white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned -out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday -settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more -introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little -careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really -uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and -grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to -overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like -when Max was held at gun point and at the end when *he drills a hole in -his head*. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (: - -*** The Emperor's New Groove - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: the-emperors-new-groove - :END: -Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few -disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works. -Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty -well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck -this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a -little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good -movy. - -*** The Matrix - :PROPERTIES: - :CUSTOM_ID: the-matrix - :END: -I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but -I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term -redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to -take the redpill. *Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty -business, being a alpha male... is not how you take the redpill!* All -those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I -will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual -movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have -already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless -unless you can turn it into a mad man rant. |