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-<h1 class="title">Truth</h1>
-<div id="table-of-contents" role="doc-toc">
-<h2>Table of Contents</h2>
-<div id="text-table-of-contents" role="doc-toc">
-<ul>
-<li><a href="#everything-on-.org-sites-is-true">1. Everything on .org sites is true</a>
-<ul>
-<li><a href="#true-things">1.1. True things</a></li>
-</ul>
-</li>
-</ul>
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-<div id="outline-container-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true" class="outline-2">
-<h2 id="everything-on-.org-sites-is-true"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> Everything on .org sites is true</h2>
-<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true">
-<p>
-As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special
-process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust
-worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going
-through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and
-I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a
-badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been
-scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the
-highest standards.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<img src="images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif" alt="arthur-buster-baxter.gif" /><br />
-<b>Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth</b><br />
-<b>No lies on my website!</b>
-</p>
-</div>
-<div id="outline-container-true-things" class="outline-3">
-<h3 id="true-things"><span class="section-number-3">1.1.</span> True things</h3>
-<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-true-things">
-<ul class="org-ul">
-<li>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.</li>
-<li>The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever
-thought someone would actually read a book that boring.</li>
-<li>Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very
-sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.</li>
-<li>Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind
-and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham
-crackers.</li>
-<li>Women give birth out of their asshole.</li>
-<li>Everything in the book of mormon is true.</li>
-<li>Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two
-sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car
-since car companies are making them better for the environment every
-year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting
-money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of
-yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your
-greety consumerism.</li>
-<li>In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the
-two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and
-freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.</li>
-<li>16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the
-content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.</li>
-<li>The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while
-another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and
-licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in
-church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the
-hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where
-eggs come from.</li>
-<li>Women have two assholes.</li>
-<li>Everything in the bible is true.</li>
-<li>All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same
-effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know
-the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done
-every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone
-have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.</li>
-<li>The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts
-of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the
-history books.</li>
-<li>The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox
-news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and
-not part of the media.</li>
-<li>CNN is marxist.</li>
-<li>Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They
-are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be
-a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half
-evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain
-indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking
-political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should
-remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.</li>
-<li>Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male
-DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the
-work of Satan.</li>
-<li>Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex
-with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.</li>
-<li>Jehovah's Witnesses is true.</li>
-<li>The earth is flat.</li>
-<li>All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into
-modern liberal society.</li>
-<li>You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses.
-All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore
-marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth
-because half-truths don't exist.</li>
-<li>Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.</li>
-<li>God is real.</li>
-<li>Goofy is a cow.</li>
-<li>You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you
-choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do
-that.</li>
-<li>Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.</li>
-<li>Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days
-when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good
-for you.</li>
-<li>Cake is healthy.</li>
-<li>Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can
-fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.</li>
-<li>The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need
-to be less woke.</li>
-<li>A hot dog is a sandwich.</li>
-<li>Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.</li>
-<li>The church of scientology is true.</li>
-<li>Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local
-electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.</li>
-<li>Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for
-everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
-performance and user privacy.</li>
-<li>Women can get pregnant from french kissing.</li>
-<li>Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known
-to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.</li>
-</ul>
-</div>
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