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| author | nathansmith <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-05-23 07:43:34 -0600 |
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| committer | nathansmith <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-05-23 07:43:34 -0600 |
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Almost done with this stupidness
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diff --git a/testTheThing/xhtml/truth.xhtml b/testTheThing/xhtml/truth.xhtml deleted file mode 100644 index 3bb880d..0000000 --- a/testTheThing/xhtml/truth.xhtml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,151 +0,0 @@ -<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> -<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" -"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> -<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en"> -<head> -<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" /> -<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" /> -<title>Truth</title> -<meta name="generator" content="Org Mode" /> -<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="images/icon.png" /><link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="Nathan's shitty blog" href="/blog/feed.xml" /> -</head> -<body bgcolor="#dcd1ba" background="images/truth_background.jpg"> -<a href="./index.html"><img src="./images/back_home.png" alt="Back to home page" /></a> -<center> -<table border="1" width="65%" bgcolor="#bebebe" id="content" class="content"><tr><td> -<h1 class="title">Truth</h1> -<div id="table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> -<h2>Table of Contents</h2> -<div id="text-table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> -<ul> -<li><a href="#everything-on-.org-sites-is-true">1. Everything on .org sites is true</a> -<ul> -<li><a href="#true-things">1.1. True things</a></li> -</ul> -</li> -</ul> -</div> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true" class="outline-2"> -<h2 id="everything-on-.org-sites-is-true"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> Everything on .org sites is true</h2> -<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true"> -<p> -As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special -process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust -worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going -through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and -I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a -badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been -scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the -highest standards. -</p> - -<p> -<img src="images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif" alt="arthur-buster-baxter.gif" /><br /> -<b>Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth</b><br /> -<b>No lies on my website!</b> -</p> -</div> -<div id="outline-container-true-things" class="outline-3"> -<h3 id="true-things"><span class="section-number-3">1.1.</span> True things</h3> -<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-true-things"> -<ul class="org-ul"> -<li>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.</li> -<li>The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever -thought someone would actually read a book that boring.</li> -<li>Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very -sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.</li> -<li>Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind -and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham -crackers.</li> -<li>Women give birth out of their asshole.</li> -<li>Everything in the book of mormon is true.</li> -<li>Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two -sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car -since car companies are making them better for the environment every -year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting -money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of -yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your -greety consumerism.</li> -<li>In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the -two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and -freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.</li> -<li>16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the -content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.</li> -<li>The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while -another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and -licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in -church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the -hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where -eggs come from.</li> -<li>Women have two assholes.</li> -<li>Everything in the bible is true.</li> -<li>All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same -effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know -the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done -every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone -have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.</li> -<li>The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts -of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the -history books.</li> -<li>The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox -news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and -not part of the media.</li> -<li>CNN is marxist.</li> -<li>Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They -are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be -a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half -evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain -indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking -political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should -remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.</li> -<li>Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male -DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the -work of Satan.</li> -<li>Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex -with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.</li> -<li>Jehovah's Witnesses is true.</li> -<li>The earth is flat.</li> -<li>All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into -modern liberal society.</li> -<li>You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses. -All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore -marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth -because half-truths don't exist.</li> -<li>Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.</li> -<li>God is real.</li> -<li>Goofy is a cow.</li> -<li>You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you -choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do -that.</li> -<li>Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.</li> -<li>Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days -when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good -for you.</li> -<li>Cake is healthy.</li> -<li>Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can -fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.</li> -<li>The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need -to be less woke.</li> -<li>A hot dog is a sandwich.</li> -<li>Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.</li> -<li>The church of scientology is true.</li> -<li>Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local -electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.</li> -<li>Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for -everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website -performance and user privacy.</li> -<li>Women can get pregnant from french kissing.</li> -<li>Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known -to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.</li> -</ul> -</div> -</div> -</div> -</td></tr></table> -<div id="postamble" class="status"> -<p class="creator"><a href="https://shittyweb.org"><img src="images/nsw_banner.png" alt="NSW" /></a></p> -</div> -</center> -</body> -</html> |