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+<h1 class="title">Truth</h1>
+<div id="table-of-contents" role="doc-toc">
+<h2>Table of Contents</h2>
+<div id="text-table-of-contents" role="doc-toc">
+<ul>
+<li><a href="#everything-on-.org-sites-is-true">1. Everything on .org sites is true</a>
+<ul>
+<li><a href="#true-things">1.1. True things</a></li>
+</ul>
+</li>
+</ul>
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+<div id="outline-container-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true" class="outline-2">
+<h2 id="everything-on-.org-sites-is-true"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> Everything on .org sites is true</h2>
+<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-everything-on-.org-sites-is-true">
+<p>
+As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special
+process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust
+worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going
+through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and
+I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a
+badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been
+scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the
+highest standards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<img src="images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif" alt="arthur-buster-baxter.gif" /><br />
+<b>Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth</b><br />
+<b>No lies on my website!</b>
+</p>
+</div>
+<div id="outline-container-true-things" class="outline-3">
+<h3 id="true-things"><span class="section-number-3">1.1.</span> True things</h3>
+<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-true-things">
+<ul class="org-ul">
+<li>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.</li>
+<li>The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever
+thought someone would actually read a book that boring.</li>
+<li>Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very
+sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.</li>
+<li>Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind
+and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham
+crackers.</li>
+<li>Women give birth out of their asshole.</li>
+<li>Everything in the book of mormon is true.</li>
+<li>Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two
+sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car
+since car companies are making them better for the environment every
+year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting
+money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of
+yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your
+greety consumerism.</li>
+<li>In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the
+two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and
+freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.</li>
+<li>16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the
+content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.</li>
+<li>The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while
+another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and
+licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in
+church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the
+hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where
+eggs come from.</li>
+<li>Women have two assholes.</li>
+<li>Everything in the bible is true.</li>
+<li>All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same
+effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know
+the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done
+every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone
+have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.</li>
+<li>The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts
+of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the
+history books.</li>
+<li>The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox
+news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and
+not part of the media.</li>
+<li>CNN is marxist.</li>
+<li>Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They
+are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be
+a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half
+evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain
+indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking
+political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should
+remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.</li>
+<li>Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male
+DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the
+work of Satan.</li>
+<li>Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex
+with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.</li>
+<li>Jehovah's Witnesses is true.</li>
+<li>The earth is flat.</li>
+<li>All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into
+modern liberal society.</li>
+<li>You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses.
+All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore
+marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth
+because half-truths don't exist.</li>
+<li>Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.</li>
+<li>God is real.</li>
+<li>Goofy is a cow.</li>
+<li>You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you
+choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do
+that.</li>
+<li>Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.</li>
+<li>Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days
+when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good
+for you.</li>
+<li>Cake is healthy.</li>
+<li>Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can
+fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.</li>
+<li>The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need
+to be less woke.</li>
+<li>A hot dog is a sandwich.</li>
+<li>Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.</li>
+<li>The church of scientology is true.</li>
+<li>Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local
+electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.</li>
+<li>Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for
+everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
+performance and user privacy.</li>
+<li>Women can get pregnant from french kissing.</li>
+<li>Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known
+to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+</div>
+</div>
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