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diff --git a/tv_corner.html b/tv_corner.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..562dc3d --- /dev/null +++ b/tv_corner.html @@ -0,0 +1,151 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html> + +<head> + <title>Tv corner</title> + +<style> + +body { + color: black; + background-image: url('images/anime_and_cartoon_background.png'); +} + +table { + color: black; + background-color: #bebebe; + margin-top: 10px; + margin-bottom: 10px; + margin-left: 10px; + margin-right: 10px; +} + +</style> + +</head> + +<body> + <center> + <table border="1" width="60%"> + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> + <p> + Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! + </p> + </td> + </tr> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2><a href="index.html">Back to main page</a></h2> + </td> + </tr> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2> + <p> + You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check out + <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn + more about pirating check out + <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you + want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait + for it to buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>. + <br/><br/> + Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your search engine. + Here is a list of torrenting sites. + <ul> + <li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>. + The old trusty torrenting site.</li> + <li><a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting site.</li> + <li> + <a href="https://eztvtorrent.co" target="_blank">EZTV Torrent</a> and + <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a>. I don't know why + these are two seprate sites tbh. + </li> + <li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a></li> + <li><a href="https://www.torlock.com/" target="_blank">torlock</a>. + The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> + </ul> + <p/> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + + <table border="1" width="60%"> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2>Favorites</h2> + <ul> + <li><a href="#cartoons">--> Cartoons</a></li> + <li><a href="#anime">--> Anime</a></li> + </ul> + </td> + </tr> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2> + + <h4>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h4> + <p> + Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... + Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from each other + with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear + story. When you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and everything + will make sense only for you to learn it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from Adult + Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. + </p> + + <h4>Moral Orel</h4> + <p> + Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> + have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo + <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for being too dark</b>. + </p> + + <h4>Futurama</h4> + <p> + I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed the + backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching either + Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go + to boring old person building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom + she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult + I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your + children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine. + </p> + + <h4>Venture Bros</h4> + <p> + One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist that puts his + work above the value of human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has + a record collection I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but + if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that + or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed + by christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot". + </p> + + <h4>South Park</h4> + <p> + While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job on writing and mixing it + with good humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their + writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the real + reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and + is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. + <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has + my respect. + </p> + </td> + </tr> + + <tr> + <td> + <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + </center> +</body> +</html> |