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                    <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2>
                    <p>
                        Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!
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                    <h2><a href="index.html">Back to main page</a></h2>
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        	    <td>
        	        <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2>
        	        <p>
        	            You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check out
        	            <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn
        	            more about pirating check out
        	            <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you
        	            want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait
        	            for it to buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>.
        	            <br/><br/>
        	            Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your search engine.
        	            Here is a list of torrenting sites.
        	            <ul>
        	                <li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>.
                                The old trusty torrenting site.</li>
        	                <li><a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting site.</li>
        	                <li>
        	                    <a href="https://eztvtorrent.co" target="_blank">EZTV Torrent</a> and
        	                    <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a>. I don't know why
        	                    these are two seprate sites tbh.
        	                </li>
        	                <li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a></li>
        	                <li><a href="https://www.torlock.com/" target="_blank">torlock</a>.
                                The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li>
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        	        <h2>Favorites</h2>
        	        <ul>
        	            <li><a href="#cartoons">--&gt; Cartoons</a></li>
        	            <li><a href="#anime">--&gt; Anime</a></li>
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        	        <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2>
        	        
        	        <h4>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h4>
        	        <p>
        	            Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto...
        	            Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from each other
        	            with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear
        	            story. When you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and everything
        	            will make sense only for you to learn it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from Adult
        	            Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason to watch this show.
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        	        <h4>Moral Orel</h4>
        	        <p>
        	            Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> 
        	            have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo
        	            <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for being too dark</b>.
        	        </p>

        	        <h4>Futurama</h4>
        	        <p>
        	            I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed the
        	            backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching either
        	            Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go
        	            to boring old person building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom
        	            she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult
        	            I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your
        	            children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine.
        	        </p>

        	        <h4>Venture Bros</h4>
        	        <p>
        	            One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist that puts his
        	            work above the value of human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has
        	            a record collection I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but
        	            if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that
        	            or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed
                        by christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot".
        	        </p>

        	        <h4>South Park</h4>
        	        <p>
        	            While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job on writing and mixing it
        	            with good humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their 
        	            writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the real
        	            reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and
        	            is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways.
        	            <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has
        	            my respect.
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        	        <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2>
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