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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Blahaj room</title>
<style>
body {
color: black;
background-image: url('images/blahaj_background.jpg');
}
table {
color: black;
background-color: #bebebe;
margin-top: 10px;
margin-bottom: 10px;
margin-left: 10px;
margin-right: 10px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<center>
<h1>Blahaj!!!!</h1>
<table border="1" width="60%">
<tr>
<td>
<h2>If you don't have a blahaj BUY ONE NOW!!</h2>
<a href="https://blahaj.quest" target="_blank">Look here to find your blahaj today!</a>
<p>It will improve your life</p>
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</tr>
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<td>
<h2>Reasons why blahaj is bad ass:</h2>
<ul>
<li>Blahaj is a shark</li>
<li>Blahaj is light blue</li>
<li>Blahaj is the perfect cuddle size for everyone</li>
<li>Blahaj also works very well as a pillow</li>
<li>Blahaj is soft</li>
<li>Blahaj is perfect for pictures with a cat or doggo</li>
<li>Blahaj is inclusive and a great comrade to the lgbtq+ community</li>
<li>There is too many reasons to list here</li>
</ul>
<h2>Reasons why blahaj isn't bad bass:</h2>
<p>
There is none. Blahaj is the best 30 american bucks you can ever spend on ANYTHING!
</p>
<img src="https://media.tenor.com/yiO4tNS5CtkAAAAM/blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj hate crime" width="30%"/>
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</tr>
</table>
<table border="1" width="60%">
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<h2>Spam</h2>
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/h6T7YUwIn5UAAAAC/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj go spinny" width="40%"/>
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/EDi5YeeBspIAAAAd/omg-i-love-my-blahaj-so-much-just-kidding-die.gif" alt="DIE BLAHAJ!" width="40%"/>
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/NpyBsaAUbPoAAAAd/ikea-blahaj.gif" alt="Blahaj getting washed" width="40%"/>
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/Z2NIgmVFce0AAAAC/blahaj-z3n.gif" alt="Blahaj jump scare" width="40%"/>
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</tr>
</table>
</center>
</body>
</html>
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