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<article>
<p>
I am somewhat bored and shit political movements like to hide behind the
shield of pleasant names.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAo_dUbh9s"
target="_blank">George Carlin spoke about things of this nature
before.</a>
Lets give those movements names that better
reflect them!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Conservatism: Go back to old ways including parts that suck.</li>
<li>Parent rights: Entitlement for narcissist parents.</li>
<li>Liberalism: Pseudo equally for corporate benefit.</li>
<li>Pro-life: State enforced christian ideology.</li>
<li>Christian morals: Do what the church leaders say or else. Bender over
for the priest children!</li>
<li>Woke: Anything I don't like is woke.</li>
<li>Political correct: Anything I don't like is political correct.</li>
<li>Anti-vax: I would prefer my children die a easily preventable disease
than get autism because at least its less work on my part. Autistic people
are smarter than us which is a threat so we need to stop them before they
make the world a better place.</li>
<li>Unbias/neutral/centrist/apolitical: Very bias and political but doesn't
want to admit to it.</li>
<li>Conspiracy theorists: People who can't follow money trails but still
know something is up so they depend on superstition to explain
everything.</li>
<li>Capitalism: Power gained through the accumulation of exploitation.</li>
<li>Socialism: A word that doesn't mean much on its own. The word that
follows is what matters. A lot like <i>woke</i>, people use it to describe
anything they don't like.</li>
<li>Fascism: Anything I don't like is fascist.</li>
<li>Fascism: The socially collective and nationalist movement that aims to
use fear and misinformation to remove freedoms and liberties with the
promise of a better future that never happens.</li>
<li>Stoicism: The conclusion that if the world is a outward projection from
the mind than just keep the rose tinted glasses on. Locked into slavery? No
prob just dream day your a billionaire while you work the fields. Have a
broken bone? Just stop having a broken bone.</li>
<li>Nationalism: Other country should go fuck themselves. People in other
country dumb, people in my country smart. My dictator good your dictator
bad.</li>
<li>Democrat: Vote for us. We are less evil. What will we do in return?
Pretty much nothing helpful for you. We can't promise we will always be
less evil or even ensure we are still less evil but still vote for
us.</li>
<li>Republican: Them dam democrats turned the frogs gay! Vote now to force
schools to teach out of the Mein Kampf and declare the confederates the
real winners of the american civil war!</li>
<li>Libertarian: Those pesky food laws, fair worker treatment
laws, anti-trust laws... getting in the way of my money!</li>
<li>Loyalty: Be like sheep. Sleep in field. Family get eaten by wolf. No
big deal. Just sleep in field.</li>
<li>Tradition marriage: Do as culture says. Only love the way culture
says. Marriage isn't about the couple it's about their old shitty families
who want more christmas cards. Get into dept feeding children you were
pressured to have. Force those children down the same path.</li>
<li>Tradition: Things are the way they are. Things can't be
different. Things are the way they way beside we collectively decided
so. If things suck they can't change even though we design and uphold
them.</li>
<li>Border: Cross that made up line and things will be different. You will
still be on the same plant but things will be different.</li>
<li>Profit: I gained more from a economic transaction. Did I create a
better product/service? Nope. Did I do anything meaningful my
less-profitable counterparts didn't do? Nope. But I made more money doing
it.</li>
<li>Welfare: Social and economic duck tape.</li>
</ul>
<p>
The names are long because <b>fuck you!</b> Also so they stay descriptive.
</p>
</article>
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