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<article>
  <p>
    RFK said this about autistic people "These are kids who will never pay
    taxes, they’ll never hold a job, they’ll never play baseball, they’ll never
    write a poem, they’ll never go on a date, many of them will never use a
    toilet unassisted.". Lets go over each piece one at a time:
  </p>
  
  <h3><i>These are kids...</i></h3>
  <p>
    RFK clearly never bothered to google how long autism lasts. It lasts for
    life dumbass.
  </p>

  <h3><i>Will never pay taxes</i></h3>
  <p>
    This has to be satire! When the fuck did a
    neurotypical know how their god dam taxes work. Sure, they pull it out of
    their ass last second but thats how neurotypicals work. Their brains run
    socially instead of logically or mathematically lets allows them to
    function in society while having zero clue of how any of it works. For
    whatever reason they will not tell us something than they are surprised to
    find out we dont know. Thats what happens when no one ever tells someone
    something dumbass. Maybe RFK can round up the fucks he pays to handle his
    taxs and send them on a side quest to teach autistic people all about
    taxes. Would be the most productive thing RFK ever did, and he would just
    be the guy calling the shots, nothing more.
  </p>

  <h3><i>They'll never hold a job</i></h3>
  <p>
    This is another case of social thinking vs logical thinking. All the jobs
    are made with neurotypicals in mind. Neurotypicals get into drama, put up
    social red tape everywhere, depend souly on everything being centered
    around social interactions to get anything done... They judge each other on
    how well they can turn themselves into a human billboard: a advertisement
    of a heavily curated persona. Wear perfectly practical cozy clothes to
    work? Only on fridays mother fuckers! There are neurotypicals who's entire
    job is making sure other neurotypicals bizzar needs are met. Not only is
    this ineffective it creates a terrible envirtonment for autistic
    people. Whats the fix? <b>Neurotypicals shouldn't be allowed to hold good
    jobs</b> Autistic people can get all the real work done while neurotypicals
    wipe their own shit off the floor. Autistic people actually get immersed in
    complex topics like science and math while neurotypicals are only in it for
    the social status, which is why neurotypicals are unfit for that kind of
    work.
  </p>

  <h3><i>They'll never play baseball</i></h3>
  <p>
    How dare you steal baseball from us. Baseball is the autistic sport. RFK
    cant even manage to get the stereotypes right. I have another great
    proposo: autistic people can play the civilized sport known as baseball
    while the neurotypicals get brain damage playing american football!
  </p>

  <h3><i>They'll never write a poem</i></h3>
  <p>
    RFK, if your playing baseball you just lost: your already over three
    strikes. Peots being mentally ill, fucked up, or deranged (none of those
    are bad things) in some way or another is a VERY common stereotype and RFK
    didnt even manage to get that one right! Your common everyday
    <i>healthy</i> neurotypical has limited emotional range: any peom they
    write will be unoriginal and/or lifeless, boring, dog shit! Since the
    autistic mind is a mess of wires everywhere instead of the one dimensional
    feelings a neurotypical feels they have to face feelings most of you dont
    even know exist. These are feelings words dont even begin to describe:
    feelings that are surreal, absurd, multi-dimensional, abstract... in every
    way possible. These feelings can range everywhere from bliss to so terribly
    mind twisting and other worldly anyone facing it would just want to end it
    all. A neurotypical will only ever come close to that dimension of the mind
    on psychedelic drugs while many of us autistic people have to face that
    level absurdity on a daily basis but with the blunt rawness of being sober
    instead. The power to face higher dimensions head on while perfectly sober
    is what makes autistic people the ideal poets.
  </p>
</article>