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#+SETUPFILE: ../../org-templates/funnies.org
#+TITLE: goated faggot bitch
#+options: toc:nil num:nil
* About
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: about
:END:
Hello, I am goatsexual. In my younger years I was on a school field trip at a
farm where a goat tried to have sex with me. The teacher stopped it before it
went anywhere but I felt a warm hot wetness in my panties. During lunch time I
sneaked back to let the goat finish the job but I lost track of time and
everyone else returned from lunch during climax. After that I got sent to
therapy and was put in a special-ed class to escape the bullying from other
students. I was later moved to a Amish school when the story spread to the
special-ed class and the boys started dressing as goats for me hehehe. The
Amish school was the first place I ever met other goatsexual people. My parents
quickly took me out of the Amish school when they discovered that. Not long
later I ran away to a hippie commune where I met my husband, Willy. The hippie
commune was finally a place where I felt like I truly belonged. Some were into
cows, others were into horses, and a few even into chickens but no matter what
we all respected each others will to have sex with animals.
* My husband
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: husband
:END:
#+ATTR_HTML: :alt A mountain goat named Willy
[[file:images/willy.jpg]]
This is my husband Willy. I met him while on a hike and after hiking up the
mountain for hours talking about life, telling jokes, laughing, and getting to
know each other we fucked on the peak of the mountain. We both tend to move
pretty quickly but luckily things worked out in the long run. A year later we
got married in the hippie commune where we currently live together. Its been
ten years and our marriage is doing as good as ever. During the winter his
warm coat prevents me from freezing to death. Many of the couples I know when I
first got here have since froze to death but thanks to Willy's fluff we are
still alive. I got a job as a full stack developer for a zoophilia dating and
hookup app and Willy kills near by hikers and brings back their flesh for us to
eat. The hippies have struggled with lack of protein for years since they are
not willing to eat animals but ever since Willy started hunting humans for us
we have had plenty of protein. Willy is very kinky and strange just like me. He
seems to be quite into philosophy due to the fact he eats all my philosophy
books.
* The children
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: children
:END:
Most of the couples in the commune have struggled to have children. Me and
Willy were afraid we would never have children. After lots of trying we were
able to manage to have two beautiful children.
Sam:
#+ATTR_HTML: :alt Same, the goat human
[[file:images/sam.jpg]]
Jan:
#+ATTR_HTML: :alt Jan, the baby goat human
[[file:images/jan.jpg]]
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