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* Everything on .org sites is true
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  :CUSTOM_ID: everything-on-.org-sites-is-true
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As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special
process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a trust
worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't easy going
through the process. My truthfullness was put to the test many times and
I passed every single test so I was rewarded with a .org domain as a
badge of honor. I swear on the bible everything on this site has been
scientifically fact checked and peer reviewed by professionals of the
highest standards.

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*Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable truth*\\
*No lies on my website!*

** True things
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   :CUSTOM_ID: true-things
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+ Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
+ The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no one ever
  thought someone would actually read a book that boring.
+ Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have a very
  sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.
+ Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will go blind
  and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of Graham
  crackers.
+ Women give birth out of their asshole.
+ Everything in the book of mormon is true.
+ Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year or two
  sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a brand new car
  since car companies are making them better for the environment every
  year. If you cant afford to do that than its your fault for wasting
  money buying new things all the time and you should be ashamed of
  yourself for making a poor kid in africa starve to death due to your
  greety consumerism.
+ In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one of the
  two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of truth and
  freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of pure evil.
+ 16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames the
  content on your screen the best and has very good propositions.
+ The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man while
  another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her butthole and
  licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak out. Adults learn this in
  church. They practice on each other in church except they replace the
  hot sauce with mustard so they dont have a bady yet. That is where
  eggs come from.
+ Women have two assholes.
+ Everything in the bible is true.
+ All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have the same
  effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would never know
  the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug you have done
  every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs like oxycodone
  have nothing in common with street drugs like heroin.
+ The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist parts
  of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn the
  history books.
+ The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything fox
  news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely neurtral, and
  not part of the media.
+ CNN is marxist.
+ Both American political parties have good points and bad points. They
  are both half evil because they can't both be evil. The only way to be
  a good and moral person is to be somewhere between those two half
  evils. You should somewhat agree and somewhat disagree and remain
  indifferent/neutral to everything that happens in politics. Taking
  political action is only for extremists and they are bad so you should
  remain passive and indifferent no matter what the government does.
+ Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into male
  DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its therefore the
  work of Satan.
+ Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have sex
  with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.
+ Jehovah's Witnesses is true.
+ The earth is flat.
+ All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded into
  modern liberal society.
+ You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high doses.
  All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda therefore
  marijuana is good for you because the opposite of propaganda is truth
  because half-truths don't exist.
+ Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every meal.
+ God is real.
+ Goofy is a cow.
+ You willingly live in society and could live outside of society if you
  choice to. There are places still around and accessable you can do
  that.
+ Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.
+ Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good old days
  when everything was better and smoking, lead, and asbestos was good
  for you.
+ Cake is healthy.
+ Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two raccoons can
  fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four inches wide.
+ The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The schools need
  to be less woke.
+ A hot dog is a sandwich.
+ Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.
+ The church of scientology is true.
+ Voting only matters when voting for the American president. In local
  electons your vote doesn't matter and the outcome doesn't effect you.
+ Javascript is the best programming language and should be used for
  everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website
  performance and user privacy.
+ Women can get pregnant from french kissing.
+ Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is known
  to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic aduse.