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* Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?
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Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!

* Where do I watch X show?
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You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check
out [[https://www.wcostream.tv/][wcostream]]. To learn more about
pirating check out [[https://fmhy.pages.dev][freemediaheckyeah]]. If you
want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not
have to wait for it to buffer... *you need to torrent*.\\
\\
Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust
your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:

+ [[https://thepiratebay.org][The pirate bay]]. The old trusty
  torrenting site.
+ [[https://nyaa.si][nyaa]]. The anime torrenting site.
+ [[https://eztvx.to][EZTV]]
+ [[https://rarbg-official.com][rarbg]]
+ [[https://www.torlock.com][torlock]]. The site gets shut down a lot
  and was even torlock2 for a while.
+ [[https://www.limetorrents.lol][limetorrents]]. Scary looking one.

* Just like me fr
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   :CUSTOM_ID: just-like-me-fr
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These are characters I have shit in common with

[[file:images/l.gif]] [[file:images/saiki.jpg]]
[[file:images/kakashi.jpg]] [[file:images/professor.gif]]
[[file:images/patrick.gif]] [[file:images/ryuk.gif]]
[[file:images/medsize_lain.gif]] [[file:images/no-face.gif]]
[[file:images/max.jpg]] [[file:images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg]]
[[file:images/mephesto.gif]]

* Cartoons
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** Xavier: Renegade Angel
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    :CUSTOM_ID: xavier-renegade-angel
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Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot,
anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as an
outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from
each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you
might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When you
really watch *get off your phone* you will find meaning in all the
layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn it was all
for nothing. Well anyways his show was *removed from Adult Swim for
being too weird* so thats within itself a reason to watch this show.

** Moral Orel
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    :CUSTOM_ID: moral-orel
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Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to
go to church. Could /NEVER/ have a deep dark plot that will make even
the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo /very
innocent/ ever be *removed from Adult Swim for being too dark*.

** Futurama
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I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my
favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals and view on
humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching
either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to
wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person building while my dad
got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom
she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he
was still at home. Now that I am an adult I stay home to watch Futurama
and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why *you should
show your children Futurama at a young age*. Look at me, I watched it at
6 and I turned out fine.

** Venture Bros
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One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist
that puts his work above the value of human life and creates weird ass
shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection I approve of, is a
single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was I would be
a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that
or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special
ed who when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for the first
and last time and says "fuck you faggot".

** South Park
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While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job
on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are S tier. South
Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I
want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the
real reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You
may say South Park sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You
also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. *You know who you
are.* Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman
has my respect.

* Anime
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** Ebichu
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    :CUSTOM_ID: ebichu
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Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named
Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy.
Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your children. The
hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful anime. It
will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I
believed in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil
homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian
who believes God created everything and holly sex can only happen
between a husband and wife to create children.

** Neon Genesis Evangelion
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*Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!* Where do I sign up?! You
don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being
big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes to
14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the weight of humanity on
their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. For you good
Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the
holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show.
You can tell just by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need
to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these
days am I right?

** Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
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The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of anime that
makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is one of the
best anime of all times. The anime is about some liberal vegetarian,
Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged trust fund kid who is at
war with a bunch of band kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia
and her annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole mess with
the band kids who have the ego of a average jojo bad guy even though
they have the aim of a storm trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a
evil lady with super stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue
waters out of 10.5.

** Fooly Cooly
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    :CUSTOM_ID: fooly-cooly
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Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an
unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking
and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they created
FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game
[[https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter][here]].

** Serial Experiments Lain
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    :CUSTOM_ID: serial-experiments-lain
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Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you
dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come
across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single
neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it
out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love
Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned
I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain.

[[file:images/lain.gif]]

** Dead Leaves
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This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance.
Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch
it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun
point telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and
ate its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are
giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it because
their lives are on the line. I love animals and value their life over
human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to
happen!!!

** Studio Ghibli movies in general
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Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling,
character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next time
you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess
Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking
Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw
droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic
design and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American
studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who
are kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They
use propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want
violence go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It
shows you war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta
fool around with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and
can be used to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there
who are skilled at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when
your keeping your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and
putting CGI that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar
film you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high
return.

** Kino's Journey
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Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a
cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 days
to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even with very
little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting
burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out
of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically
unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass
kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about who
can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is
outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even
possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to be
free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system.

** Gunbuster
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Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all
the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of Neon
Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!

** No.6
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A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I
totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for
being so helplessly underrated.

** Space Dandy
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This is a funky ass anime. No, *it is not like Cowboy Bebop*. It has
some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the
most part it is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often
than it has the right to be.

** Paranoia Agent
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A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show.

** Stiens;Gate
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John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a
fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking
time travel.

** Gurren Lagann
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Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an
entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis
Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about
what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on *big
fucking mecha fuck ya!* And you know sometimes a person just needs some
*fuck ya!* in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. Like
FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child
of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a
night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that
happened.

** Hunter X Hunter
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This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido
dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido
dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into
it but once you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at
home and giving them to your stupido dweeb friends!

** Erased
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Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few
episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and
bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that
does that? Well anyways *the killer is the teacher!*

** Attack on Titan
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Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually
finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is
actually a mecha anime and *the titans are mecha!* This anime is
actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the
same vibe and themes are hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds
without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if I really
try.

** The Promised Neverland
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I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways *the
children are food for beasts!* The second season is quite hated. Yes, it
does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be
able to enjoy it a tiny bit.

** The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
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Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like
me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my
time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope.
Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should
you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K out. *Saiki K is life,
Saiki is love.*

** Mob Psycho 100
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Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K.
He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its
a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you
really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?

** One Punch Man
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The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master
piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't.
btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch.

** Carlotte
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    :CUSTOM_ID: carlotte
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Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever
done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any
good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way
quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with my mind
powers.

* Movies
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I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much
anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually remember.

** Labyrinth
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It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this
masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift
store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun
fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like that, no
makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just do.\\
\\
I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the
statistics I got from a trust worthy source:\\
[[file:images/bisexual_rates.jpg]]

** pi1998
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    :CUSTOM_ID: pi1998
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A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to
unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and
white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it turned
out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple everyday
settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more
introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little
careful things the main character Max does throughout the film really
uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of bugs and
grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to
overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like
when Max was held at gun point and at the end when *he drills a hole in
his head*. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (:

** The Emperor's New Groove
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Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few
disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works.
Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty
well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be good! Anyway fuck
this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was a
little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good
movy.

** The Matrix
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I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but
I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing the term
redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to
take the redpill. *Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty
business, being a alpha male... is not how you take the redpill!* All
those things are social constructs enforced by culture and society. I
will rant about this more somewhere else later. Back to the actual
movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because you have
already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless
unless you can turn it into a mad man rant.