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<h2>Why do a boring old person thing like read?</h2>
<p>I use to dislike reading because I thought reading was for boring
old people. It turned out I was correct, reading is for boring old
people. Than I became a boring old person, so now I read.</p>
<h2>How to find a good book</h2>
<p>The more questons that answer with yes the more likely it is that
the book is worth a read:</p>
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<li>Do christians dislike the book?</li>
<li>Did a school board in florida or texas try to ban it?</li>
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<li>Did a German dude write it?</li>
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<h2 id="reading_list">Reading list</h2>
<h3>Currenly reading: 1985</h3>
<p>Been on my list for a while. I always wondered "how the fuck have
I not read 1984 yet?". Well now I am reading it.</p>
<h3>Ever growing list of things I need to read</h3>
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<li>Danzig Trilogy:
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<li>The Tin Drum</li>
<li>Cat and Mouse</li>
<li>Dog Years</li>
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<li>The People's Republic of Walmart</li>
<li>Cybernetic Revolutionaries</li>
<li>Jailbird</li>
<li>God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater</li>
<li>Brave New World</li>
<li>Fahrenheit 451</li>
<li>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</li>
<li>The Flounder</li>
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<h2 id="reviews">A few reviews I guess</h2>
<p><b>Warning, most of these are Kurt Vonnegut books.</b> I really
need to try more authors rofl.</p>
<h3>The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles</h3>
<p>A underrated masterpiece. A must read. This book is mind opening
in so many ways and will improve your life. Read it to your dog,
your cat, your braindead grandparents... Afterwards give the
Whangdoodles in Whangdoodle land a visit and tell them I said hihi.
Its one of those childrens books that is strangely enjoyable for all
ages.</p>
<h3>Cat's Cradle</h3>
<p>Dont waste your time reading the fucking bible. Read Cat's Cradle
instead. Its a book with countless layers that all play into each
other. Every detail is important and meaningful even if its
enteracting with the story on a abstract level that doesnt show up
at first. Cat's Cradle is the golden example of how to write a
story. It has a way of almost feeling like its putting you in the
middle of a historical event instead of simply telling a fictional
story. It has a tastefully dialectical natural that makes every
detail in the story work more like parts in a well tuned machine.
Cat's Cradle might even be your vin-dit into Bokononism.</p>
<h3>The Sirens of Titan</h3>
<p>Kurt Vonnegut books arent known for making very good movies but
reguardless <b>I need this one to be turned into a movie right
now!</b> It has a surreal almost dream like vibe like the army on
the rusting metal surface of mars, the beautiful landscape of titan,
and a flavor of sci-fi that seems fitting for the time it was
written but strangely modern all at the same time. How the fuck can
a book have so much blunt foreshadowing yet leave you completely
unprepared for whats about to happen?! You must read this book. I
will stage an entire war if you dont, I will make you get into a
rocket and fly to titan if you dont. <b>You have to read this
book!!!</b></p>
<h3>Galapagos</h3>
<p>Jesus be dammed, booked reviewers are harsh af on this
masterpiece. Its always shit like "I cant understand the small
clever details and it doesnt hold my hand and tell me everything in
simple tv news approved words there for its a bad book". This book
does a good job putting down Social Darwmism and explaining how
evolution actually works. The way every detail connects is just
wonderful and the way it so very carefully frames every moment
passing by and choices what to bring into focus at any given moment.
It has a way of spending most of the book on just a few days worth
of events yet going into detail about the next one million years of
humans. Its a work of absurb chaos carefully looked at under a
microscope.</p>
<h3>The Children's Crusade</h3>
<p>An anti-war book from the 60s? Already sounds based! Anyways if
you read this book you will become unstuck in time. Time doesnt
move, we dont control time... Everything is already planed out and
we are just looking at one moment at a time. Once you read this book
you will instead see time for what it really is.</p>
<h3>Goodbye Blue Monday</h3>
<p>This book starts out with a hand drawn picture of the authors
asshole just to prove a point. It continues to include hand drawn
pictures of the most random things throughout the book. What does
the book say? I dont know because I never read it... fooled you! You
believed me for a second didnt you? dumb ass! Well anyways, the book
is about some dude who reads a sci-fi book and thinks its real. You
know the same thing happened to me when I watched Star Wars for the
first, second, and 10th time! Anyways, even though this book is a
fucking mess everyone should be required to read it. In some twisted
way you might learn a thing or two.</p>
<h3>Ready Player One</h3>
<p>Its kind of a fucking mess of a book. Nothing about the story
line itself is that creative by any means and the character design
is kind of flat, but just the amount of details packed into it is
insane. I dig the world building and just the grand scale of it all.
The movie puts it to shame. Unlike the movie the egg hunt is
actually difficult.</p>
<h3>Animal Farm</h3>
<p>Its a clever little book indeed. Had me laughing the entire time.
Anyways, <b>its not designed to be used entirely as a anti-socialist
book</b>. Think it through: so in the book the animal revolution is
a socialist revolution, the humans are the capital owning class, the
leaders who took control after the revolution was a pigs, years
after the revolution the pigs started walking and dressing like
humans and they even became friends with the humans. Aka revolution
needs to put democracy first or risk going back to square one. <b>If
you read Animal Farm and think "the animals should have just happily
put every ounce of their geist into working for the humans instead
of rebelling" I have to ask: do you know what stockholm syndrome is?
You better call the doctor because you seem to have it for the
capital owning class.</b> Thinking in simple black and white terms
is a clear sign of mind control.</p>
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