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          <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2>
          <p>Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time!</p>
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          <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2>
          <p>You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people
          check out <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target=
          "_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about pirating check out
          <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target=
          "_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to have more optinos,
          get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait for it to
          buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>.<br>
          <br>
          Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't
          trust your search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:</p>
          <ul>
            <li>
              <a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate
              bay</a>. The old trusty torrenting site.
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            <li>
              <a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime
              torrenting site.
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            <li>
              <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a>
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            <li>
              <a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a>
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            <li>
              <a href="https://www.torlock.com" target="_blank">torlock</a>.
              The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.
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            <li>
              <a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" target=
              "_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking one.
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          <h2>Just like me fr</h2>
          <p>These are characters I have shit in common with</p><img src=
          "images/l.gif" alt="L"> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="Saiki K">
          <img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake"> <img src=
          "images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">
          <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick Star"> <img src=
          "images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"> <img src="images/medsize_lain.gif"
          alt="Lain"> <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="No face"> <img src=
          "images/max.jpg" alt="Max"> <img src=
          "images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt="Dr.Venture"> <img src=
          "images/mephesto.gif" alt="Dr.Mephesto">
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          <h2>Favorites</h2>
          <p>This is an incomplete and ever growing list.</p>
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              <a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a>
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              <a href="#anime">Anime</a>
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              <a href="#movies">Movies</a>
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          <h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2>
          <h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3>
          <p>Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent
          plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... Everything you watch as
          an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different
          from each other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns
          you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear story. When
          you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in
          all the layers and everything will make sense only for you to learn
          it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from
          Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason
          to watch this show.</p>
          <h3>Moral Orel</h3>
          <p>Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that
          likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> have a deep dark plot that
          will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show
          sooo <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for
          being too dark</b>.</p>
          <h3>Futurama</h3>
          <p>I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was
          always my favorite character and formed the backbone of my morals
          and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my
          dad watching either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was
          no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring old person
          building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke
          show. When I asked my mom she always said "dad has to go work to
          make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am
          an adult I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead
          of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your children
          Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I
          turned out fine.</p>
          <h3>Venture Bros</h3>
          <p>One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a
          scientist that puts his work above the value of human life and
          creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has a record collection
          I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad
          but if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just
          like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex wife that
          turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed by
          christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and
          says "fuck you faggot".</p>
          <h3>South Park</h3>
          <p>While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much
          better job on writing and mixing it with good humor those shows are
          S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their
          writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney
          ever put out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park is
          for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and is stupido
          but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you
          eat there anyways. <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my
          favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect.</p>
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          <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2>
          <h3>Ebichu</h3>
          <p>Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster
          named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very hard to keep her owner
          happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should show it to your
          children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a
          beautiful anime. It will teach your children good Christian values.
          I use to be a sinner. I believed in sinful things like Darwin and
          science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All thanks to
          Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything
          and holly sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create
          children.</p>
          <h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3>
          <p><b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I
          sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats what the show is about.
          Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show goes deep into the
          mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots
          with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is
          known for its fan service. For you good Christians out there fan
          service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of God.
          Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just
          by the name! Sorry about the sinful words. Just need to get the
          sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these days am I
          right?</p>
          <h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3>
          <p>The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the standards of
          anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
          is one of the best anime of all times. The anime is about some
          liberal vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement aged
          trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band kids who created a
          Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her annoying french boyfriend got
          caught up in the whole mess with the band kids who have the ego of a
          average jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm
          trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady with super
          stereotypical hench men so I give this anime 9 blue waters out of
          10.5.</p>
          <h3>Fooly Cooly</h3>
          <p>Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as
          an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much
          thinking and the writers wanted a little simple stupido show so they
          created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game <a href=
          "https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" target=
          "_blank">here</a>.</p>
          <h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3>
          <p>Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet.
          If you dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you
          will come across Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a
          single neocities user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so
          check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain.
          Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. I use to think I was named
          Nathan than I learned I am actually Lain. You are also named
          Lain.</p><img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain">
          <h3>Dead Leaves</h3>
          <p>This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in
          existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you
          need to watch it but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and
          kittens at gun point telling you to go watch it. I have already
          killed one or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you I
          mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling you with their
          geist to go watch it because their lives are on the line. I love
          animals and value their life over human life but when you aren't
          watching Dead Leaves something needs to happen!!!</p>
          <h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3>
          <p>Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling,
          character design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next
          time you want to chill and watch a movie go watch something like
          Princess Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother
          fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art
          with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops and well made characters
          with realistic design and realistic lifelike interactions with one
          another. American studios spend billions on cheaply made soulless
          CGI made by artists who are kept on a short leash and the stories
          are just war propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to
          sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess Mononoke.
          Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you war is fucking bloody
          and terrible and not something you wanta fool around with. btw don't
          get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art
          and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are skilled at
          their craft and can create beautiful things. But when your keeping
          your artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI
          that looks like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film
          you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic product for high
          return.</p>
          <h3>Kino's Journey</h3>
          <p>Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country
          on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for
          3 days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even
          with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and
          disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a
          motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other side all that is
          there is a politically unstable world waiting. One where the only
          way to make money is ass kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders
          making stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for all
          long and why, homelessness is outlawed and systematically made as
          painful as possible... even possitive change isn't an opinion. The
          closest I have to a place to be free is on my computer and even that
          is under attack by the system.</p>
          <h3>Gunbuster</h3>
          <p>Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality
          swap all the characters. Also an older and rough around the edges
          version of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!</p>
          <h3>No.6</h3>
          <p>A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show.
          Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it
          is for being so helplessly underrated.</p>
          <h3>Space Dandy</h3>
          <p>This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy
          Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop
          quite a bit but for the most part it is its own anime. This show
          gets overlooked way more often than it has the right to be.</p>
          <h3>Paranoia Agent</h3>
          <p>A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of
          show.</p>
          <h3>Stiens;Gate</h3>
          <p>John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This
          is a fucking great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about
          fucking time travel.</p>
          <h3>Gurren Lagann</h3>
          <p>Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could
          make an entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike
          Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to
          actually care about what piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It
          goes all deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know
          sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and
          this is the perfect anime for that. Like FLCL everything is a cock
          joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time
          FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You should
          count yourself luckly you weren't around when that happened.</p>
          <h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3>
          <p>This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its
          stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I
          am a stupido dweeb so I fuck with that. You have to watch a few
          episodes to get into it but once you do you will be printing out
          your own hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido
          dweeb friends!</p>
          <h3>Erased</h3>
          <p>Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few
          episodes in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and
          bluntly spoil the entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one
          that does that? Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b></p>
          <h3>Attack on Titan</h3>
          <p>Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have
          actually finished. it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack
          on Titan is actually a mecha anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b>
          This anime is actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis
          Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain
          site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion?
          Yes, I can go 3 if I really try.</p>
          <h3>The Promised Neverland</h3>
          <p>I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well
          anyways <b>the children are food for beasts!</b> The second season
          is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but if you keep your exceptations
          low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.</p>
          <h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3>
          <p>Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af
          just like me fr. If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be
          doing with my time?" the answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do
          your taxes? Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do
          your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can watch Saiki K
          out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.</b></p>
          <h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3>
          <p>Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like
          Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking
          powerful. Its a requirement you watch this. Kittens will die if you
          don't. Do you really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?</p>
          <h3>One Punch Man</h3>
          <p>The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this
          master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if
          you don't. btw the anime is about a dude who can kill anyone in one
          punch.</p>
          <h3>Carlotte</h3>
          <p>Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one
          have ever done that. Well anyways the real question is "is the dam
          thing any good?!" and the answer is yes. With anime it can really go
          either way quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you with
          my mind powers.</p>
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          <h2 id="movies">Movies</h2>
          <p>I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much
          anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I can actually
          remember.</p>
          <h3>Labyrinth</h3>
          <p>It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this
          masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a
          thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the number one greatest movie of all
          time. Fun fact: David Bowie just walked onto the set already looking
          like that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? I just
          do.<br>
          <br>
          I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the
          statistics I got from a trust worthy source: <img src=
          "images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual rates"></p>
          <h3>pi1998</h3>
          <p>A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method
          to unfolding the plot. May people dislike the high constrast black
          and white but I personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it
          turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, the simple
          everyday settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions,
          more introverted outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the
          little careful things the main character Max does throughout the
          film really uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures
          of bugs and grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday
          things we tend to overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very
          extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and at the end
          when <b>he drills a hole in his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope
          you see it already (:</p>
          <h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3>
          <p>Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a
          select few disney things. The Emperor's new Groove is one of those
          selected works. Not going to lie I haven't seen it for a while but I
          remember it pretty well. disney wishes they never made it so it has
          to be good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched like a
          million times when I was a little tiny ass fucker and its chaos
          helped shape me. Ye, so veri good movy.</p>
          <h3>The Matrix</h3>
          <p>I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the
          point but I need to rant about something. All of you are misusing
          the term redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate are telling
          you how to take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys,
          starting a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you
          take the redpill!</b> All those things are social constructs
          enforced by culture and society. I will rant about this more
          somewhere else later. Back to the actual movie. The Matrix is fire.
          You already know that though because you have already watched it.
          Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you can
          turn it into a mad man rant.</p>
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