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authornathan <nathansmith@disroot.org>2025-06-05 03:05:24 -0600
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Finished fuck you rfk
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<h3><i>They'll never play baseball</i></h3>
<p>
How dare you steal baseball from us. Baseball is the autistic sport. RFK
- cant even manage to get the stereotypes right. I have another great
+ cant even manage to get the stereotypes right. I have another grand
proposo: autistic people can play the civilized sport known as baseball
while the neurotypicals get brain damage playing american football!
</p>
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
<h3><i>They'll never write a poem</i></h3>
<p>
RFK, if your playing baseball you just lost: your already over three
- strikes. Peots being mentally ill, fucked up, or deranged (none of those
+ strikes. Poets being mentally ill, fucked up, or deranged (none of those
are bad things) in some way or another is a VERY common stereotype and RFK
didnt even manage to get that one right! Your common everyday
<i>healthy</i> neurotypical has limited emotional range: any peom they
@@ -74,4 +74,73 @@
instead. The power to face higher dimensions head on while perfectly sober
is what makes autistic people the ideal poets.
</p>
+
+ <h3><i>They'll never go on a date</i></h3>
+ <p>
+ Before we dive into this shithole sex and romance are two different things
+ but I will go over both to attack from all sides.
+ <br/><br/>
+ I once dated someone without autism. Last time I will ever do that
+ rofl. They always want something out of you but dont tell you than get
+ pissed
+ when you dont give it to them. Sound a lot like what I said about taxes?
+ Its the cornerstone of neurotypical behaver and a common pattern they
+ always stick to. Neurotypicals not only do this to autistic people but
+ also their own kind. That is why their relationships are inherently toxic
+ and doomed to not only fail but drag it out for as long as possible before
+ crashing and burning. The more straight forward and honest nature of
+ autistic people prevents this to a very high degree. Autistic romance is
+ also more personalized to the couple unlike neurotypicals who are much more
+ of slaves to cultural tradition around romance. For neurotypicals dating is
+ less about love and more about social status. Neurotypicals arent far
+ removed from the days of arranged marriage. Neurotypicals are unfit for
+ dating.
+ Its a common myth that autistic people are <i>clean</i> of any sexual
+ thought and
+ <i>cant handle it</i>. This couldnt be more distance from the truth. Many
+ of us are more sexual, kinky, and dirty minded than most of you could ever
+ handle. The autistic people who dont care for sex are respectful towards
+ the kinky ones and vice versa unlike neurotypicals who judge everyone who
+ isnt normal. <b>The autistic people who are scared of sex are only like
+ that because of neurotypical induced PTSD.</b> Just like with dating
+ neurotypicals follow social guidelines. They think no sex is bad, a lot of
+ sex is bad, everything except <i>normal sex</i> is bad... Us autistic
+ people have a better system called consent. We can engage in the most
+ strange and deranged sexual acts with consent or not consent if not in the
+ mood for sex. Neurotypicals dont respect consent, instead their social
+ guidelines
+ dictate when they do or do not have sex and how. Autistic people are much
+ more likely to be into taboo kinks, be lgbtq+... because we are much more
+ sexually advanged. We can have sex the way we want, try new ways, not have
+ sex at all... Neurotypicals hate their social guidelines being broken and
+ will do anything to uphold them. They make our lifes shit. People like RFK
+ are butt hurt about gay marriage and think everyone should have a
+ traditional
+ marriage and only fuck in the missionary position. The very idea of
+ autistic people having sex lifes, even ones that try to conform to
+ tradition goes against the neurotypical ideology. Even progessive
+ neurotypicals who support things like gay marriage fucking hate us aka they
+ are only ok with it if the gays getting marriaged are neurotypical.
+ </p>
+
+ <h3><i>Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted</i></h3>
+ <p>
+ Nature was once humanities toilet but gone are the days when a tree or bush
+ is a great place to take a piss or even a shit. Cant even peacefully take
+ a leak in a public park these days. Another cornerstone of the neurotypical
+ ideology is control. Every single thing that happens must happen under
+ their control. They demand complete control even over your piss
+ breaks. They even force animals like cats and dogs to conform to their
+ concept of what is and is not a good place to piss and shit. Its 1984.
+ </p>
+
+ <h3>Neurotypical disorder</h3>
+ <p>
+ As you can see neurotypicals are unfit for work and bad in bed. They are
+ control freaks who hate consent and force everyone to live by harsh social
+ guidelines. RFK is a upholder of the neurotypical ideology and is actively
+ leading the army to destroy us. Fuck you RFK. If you are looking for a cure
+ you should be looking for a cure for neurotypicalism instead, the vaccines
+ are ineffective.
+ </p>
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